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The Duke and Duchess of Sussex have announced they will step back as "senior" royals and work to become financially independent.

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In a statement, Prince Harry and Meghan also said they plan to split their time between the UK and North America.

The BBC understands no other royal - including the Queen or Prince William - was consulted before the statement and Buckingham Palace is "disappointed".

Senior royals are understood to be "hurt" by the announcement.

In their unexpected statement on Wednesday, also posted on their Instagram page, the couple said they made the decision "after many months of reflection and internal discussions".

"We intend to step back as 'senior' members of the Royal Family and work to become financially independent, while continuing to fully support Her Majesty The Queen."

They said they plan to balance their time between the UK and North America while "continuing to honour our duty to the Queen, the Commonwealth, and our patronages".

"This geographic balance will enable us to raise our son with an appreciation for the royal tradition into which he was born, while also providing our family with the space to focus on the next chapter, including the launch of our new charitable entity."

A Buckingham Palace spokeswoman said discussions with the duke and duchess on their decision to step back were "at an early stage", adding: "We understand their desire to take a different approach, but these are complicated issues that will take time to work through."

The couple's announcement on Wednesday comes two months after the Duke of York withdrew from public life after a BBC interview about his ties to sex offender Jeffrey Epstein, who killed himself in August.

 
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It's the farms, mate. Watching insane people make fools of themselves is why we're all here.
You have a point. This is the farms.

The only two people I've met in real life who talk about these people are a female coworker and an incredibly flamboyant gay man who occasionally shows up at bar outings and is a friend of a friend. No other amerimutts I know have ever mentioned these people at all.

Both of them love the mulatto chick the bongland inbred guy married, if that has any significance.
 
> Eat Pray Love
> Cultured.


LMAO... what? Meghan totally (ghost)wrote this thing.

She was there, watching a movie I never watched before.​
"What you're watching?", I asked nervously.​
"Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo."
She was so educated, cultured. I could never compete... no women could.​
She is really heavy handed and has no tact.

Since some people in here are reading the book, can you give use more context for this :lunacy: please
 
all of this seems like some kind of very complicated, very long game PR to me

if the yacht girl stories are true, and I think they are, there's compromising video and audio. but it never gets leaked. that's just one example. both harry and meghan absolutely have documented stuff in their past that could get released to the media and blown up into stuff everyone knows within a couple of days - from saying racist slurs to staff, to going to more parties dressed like different nazis, to being present at parties with underage trafficked girls, all the way up to having connections to drug lords.

that's how people like that roll, everyone knows this. so if the royals really wanted the sussexes to go away, they would go away. they don't, because if they did, we'd get 24-7 coverage of the same stuff everyone else does but as long as they play by the rules it stays out of the media.

there's some reason that the royals want this all to be happening, they want a black sheep and his blackish wife out of the UK and feuding publically.
Regarding Meghan's "yacht girl" hooker period; when Meghan and Harry first got engaged, there were stories that circulated that Harry damn near beggered himself using the money his mom left him in her will buying up ALL known videos/photos of Meghan as a prostitute sex worker the couple knew about being out there, to keep it from leaking. Meaning he knows about it and part of their financial woes comes from the fact that Harry had to buy up the hooker tapes/photos with his own money due to Charles/Liz refusing to do it.
 
Regarding Meghan's "yacht girl" hooker period; when Meghan and Harry first got engaged, there were stories that circulated that Harry damn near beggered himself using the money his mom left him in her will buying up ALL known videos/photos of Meghan as a prostitute sex worker the couple knew about being out there, to keep it from leaking.
I don't think I believe that. Don't the people who try things like that usually do it so that they can send lawyers to aggressively copyright strike the material anytime it shows up online? That's fine if you're a rich dad trying to make sure your disgraceful whore of a daughter can get a real job one day, but with Meghan it's not just "a job" but marrying into one specific family. Even one slip-up would ruin things permanently, and there's no guarantee she could ever find all the videos in the first place. Even if she kept a list of every randy oil sheik who openly videotaped their sessions, there are probably still more stealth recordists she didn't know about.
I think it's more likely that Meghan was just not that big a deal as Dubai porta-potties go, not many people bothered taping her, and the ones that did have no desire to rock the boat and annoy the royal family when they probably aspire to those social circles themselves.
 
Excerpt from early on in the Harry/Meghan courtship:
Surely in the whole summer we could find one small spot of time. She shook her head. She was doing the full Eat Pray Love.
“Eat what now?”
“The book?”
“Ah. Sorry. Not really big on books.”
I felt intimidated. She was so the
opposite of me. She read. She was cultured.
It's like a bad Family Guy joke played straight, new millennium self help books as culture. It's so ridiculous it's hilarious.
 
More importantly:

Did he have a book editor?

An editor should have said no
This whole book is the end result of a hellish combination; activist self-righteousness and royal entitlement, plus whatever other complexes are mixed in there for funsies.

If someone wanted to stop them, or was officially put into that position, they probably were overruled on removing any of the embarrassing stories because it's Harry's Truth(tm), even if that truth is he thought about his mother when slathering his dick in cream.
 
Sounds like a science fiction story I once read.
I’ll be damned if that doesn’t sound completely fucking psychotic.

I am really considering buying this book, because holy fuck it sounds hilarious.
Just wait for someone here to post a pdf. The last one should still be in here somewhere.
 
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Regarding Meghan's "yacht girl" hooker period; when Meghan and Harry first got engaged, there were stories that circulated that Harry damn near beggered himself using the money his mom left him in her will buying up ALL known videos/photos of Meghan as a prostitute sex worker the couple knew about being out there, to keep it from leaking. Meaning he knows about it and part of their financial woes comes from the fact that Harry had to buy up the hooker tapes/photos with his own money due to Charles/Liz refusing to do it.
 
Excerpt from early on in the Harry/Meghan courtship:
eat pray love plot summary sounds like vapid self-congratulatory roastie nonsense
harry being all impressed and like "wow she reads books" over a pop culture reference like that is actually pathetic tbh, it's like being impressed by someone having read harry potter or star wars fanfiction novels
 
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