Trashfire Ethan Oliver Ralph vs. Harry Morris - Ralph openly shits on Pantsu’s father and sister over alleged behind the scenes drama on Twitter

[Mr E. Grifter]

There are two takes on Harry. There is also a funny take on Harry. He could show up and zap Ethan with a cattle prod. He could show up and him and Ethan could kill eachother. I hope for the funny take.

It is a funny thought that the Ralphamale acting tough relies on people having something to lose, because he doesn't. If it wasn't for the fact that Mr Vickers was a coin merchant with other kids, or May had sisters and a wider family, the odds that someone would be willing to go to jail over Ralph's behaviour would have go up significantly.

Reminds me of the time he brake checked an articulated lorry to take revenge for them daring to overtake on the interstate. YOU DON'T DARE HIT ME BISH! The trucker was probably like, yeah I don't think the two seconds of satisfaction is worth a few years in the jail.

 

[Eggward biscuitbottom]

I don't live in a world where its okay to make your kids life worse for internet clout that doesn't even matter.
Bring on the stickers.

The "child" in question is a pedophile

 

[Farglemark]

No! BAD AYLAWG! NO!

 

[Mikoyan]

If Panzoo was my daughter, I'd be looking at tall sturdy chairs and Googling if an extension cord could hold my weight. But I know what you mean. https://www.petersenshunting.com/editorial/picking-ammo-boar/461646 I'd be consulting this, too.

@Meat Target - It's time to assemble something we like to call the 'meat target'. Except today it's special, this is going to be the Gunt Target.

 

[Meat Target]

@Meat Target - It's time to assemble something we like to call the 'meat target'. Except today it's special, this is going to be the Gunt Target.

Same recipe as the meat target, but with something to simulate lots of adipose tissue. Try cheese or water or yogurt.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

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No! BAD AYLAWG! NO!

“Listen, Harry. All I’m saying is, imagine someone with zero gunts just holding onto her panties for her. Can’t be that bad, Harry, can it?”

 

[The Wokest]

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No! BAD AYLAWG! NO!

"I mean, it's her online nickname is it not? Just sell me what you have..."

 

[Nikes_JustDoIt]

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No! BAD AYLAWG! NO!

Does he have the metokur hat?

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

He’s driving her right into Gunt’s arms. Exposure to Vickers is starting to affect Harry’s judgement.

Cancelling that phone plan is probably a good idea, though. Gunt keeps it in his manpurse so it’s no use to Pantsu anyway.

From the sound of it Harry's been trying to be a parent who was always supportive of his daughter and her choices even after she forced her way into The Gunt's abusive arms. Now we're three years later, The Gunt's abuse and neglect of Pantsu and Cozy Rozy has gotten worse if anything, and The Gunt has doxxed his would-be sister-in-law's place of work in an attempt to get her fired from her job because Pantsu told The Gunt that Pantsu's sister didn't like The Gunt. Life ruination shit because someone reportedly didn't like The Gunt. If this didn't force Harry into a "tough love" stance her blaze "whatever" attitude about the SWATting sure did.

 

[UCantCCPMe]

The unanswered question in all this is, when the hog inevitably ends up drinking and drugging himself to death or buried face down in a shallow grave in the desert; will Harry be gracious enough to forgive his equine offspring and accept her back into the family fold, or will he cast her off into the world to care for baby guntling 2 to the best of her ability?

Hopefully Xander and Rozy will never meet as I fear they may create the anti-Christ and trigger the true end times.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

Would've been hard for Harry to see his family frog marched from their home in the night.

That's why there's a frog on the GuntaMania shirts!

There are two takes on Harry. There is also a funny take on Harry. He could show up and zap Ethan with a cattle prod. He could show up and him and Ethan could kill eachother. I hope for the funny take.

If Harry has Sandra's ashes he could show up at GuntaMania with Sandra in tow. preferably dressed as The Undertaker or Paul Bearer.

Edit to add: Now that I think about it, since this mess started The Gunt hasn't stopped to say "AN' TO ALL TH' AYE-LAWGS OUT THAR, AH HAVE MAH MAMMA'S SAINTED ASHES SAFE AN' SOUND!".

 

[not william stenchever]

Someone a couple pages back said that Ralph probably made it clear to Pantsu that if she doesn't marry him, he will kill himself. Idk why, but that still one of the funniest things to me It's like a bargain or a bonus. Get away from Ethan, AND he kills himself so you don't have to deal with him later. That's like the perfect deal

Only problem is that Ralph wouldn't follow through with killing himself because he's a pussy and then he'd start ahoggin' and would probably do something silly like swat her dad.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

The unanswered question in all this is, when the hog inevitably ends up drinking and drugging himself to death or buried face down in a shallow grave in the desert; will Harry be gracious enough to forgive his equine offspring and accept her back into the family fold, or will he cast her off into the world to care for baby guntling 2 to the best of her ability?

Hopefully Xander and Rozy will never meet as I fear they may create the anti-Christ and trigger the true end times.

From what I see, Harry would at least put up with her for the sake of grandkids.

 

[TyrasGuard]

The unanswered question in all this is, when the hog inevitably ends up drinking and drugging himself to death or buried face down in a shallow grave in the desert; will Harry be gracious enough to forgive his equine offspring and accept her back into the family fold, or will he cast her off into the world to care for baby guntling 2 to the best of her ability?

Hopefully Xander and Rozy will never meet as I fear they may create the anti-Christ and trigger the true end times.

Nah, family will put up with a lot of shit, will try to forgive you even for doing horrible things too.

I'm pretty sure all the guntlings need to not end up like their father is actual love, care and least, but not less, a good father figure.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

will Harry be gracious enough to forgive his equine offspring and accept her back into the family fold

Rozy deserves a competent caregiver but May has knowingly endangered her her whole life.

She belongs to the streets.

 

[Mango Cobra]

Someone a couple pages back said that Ralph probably made it clear to Pantsu that if she doesn't marry him, he will kill himself. Idk why, but that still one of the funniest things to me It's like a bargain or a bonus. Get away from Ethan, AND he kills himself so you don't have to deal with him later. That's like the perfect deal

In another thread discussing what mental illnesses the Ralphahog might have, the theory that he might have some cluster B personality disorders was floated.

I'm not a psychiatrist, but he lined up pretty nicely with Narcissistic personality disorder, Histrionic Personality Disorder, and Borderline Personality Disorder.

Specifically with the lack of self image (thus him latching onto Internet Daddies for validation), the constant empty threats of suicide towards whatever significant other whenever they're considering leaving him, and the drug abuse all stand out as him being a stereotypical BPD whore, the only difference being he's got a (micro) dick instead of a pussy.

So the suicide threats are just Piggy being terrified of being alone like the literal woman he is and desperately trying to keep people from leaving him.

It would be funny if it wasn't so pathetic.

 

[Fortyone]

have any of the big items actually sold and shipped yet? the swatting seems to have derailed the sales sadly

 

[MeltyTW]

In another thread discussing what mental illnesses the Ralphahog might have, the theory that he might have some cluster B personality disorders was floated.

I'm not a psychiatrist, but he lined up pretty nicely with Narcissistic personality disorder, Histrionic Personality Disorder, and Borderline Personality Disorder.

Specifically with the lack of self image (thus him latching onto Internet Daddies for validation), the constant empty threats of suicide towards whatever significant other whenever they're considering leaving him, and the drug abuse all stand out as him being a stereotypical BPD whore, the only difference being he's got a (micro) dick instead of a pussy.

So the suicide threats are just Piggy being terrified of being alone like the literal woman he is and desperately trying to keep people from leaving him.

It would be funny if it wasn't so pathetic.

It's still pretty funny imo

From the sound of it Harry's been trying to be a parent who was always supportive of his daughter and her choices even after she forced her way into The Gunt's abusive arms. Now we're three years later, The Gunt's abuse and neglect of Pantsu and Cozy Rozy has gotten worse if anything, and The Gunt has doxxed his would-be sister-in-law's place of work in an attempt to get her fired from her job because Pantsu told The Gunt that Pantsu's sister didn't like The Gunt. Life ruination shit because someone reportedly didn't like The Gunt. If this didn't force Harry into a "tough love" stance her blaze "whatever" attitude about the SWATting sure did.

That and mantsu having a spineless reaction on par with the worst disloyal street whores

 

[Folk Hero]

I think that the fact that, even in as stressful a situation as swatting, Harry's first concerns were making sure his dog was out of harm's way and fearing for, in his words, his 'only son' says a lot about what kind of man Harry is. Whatever other mistakes he might have made, and no matter how impulsive he is, he does actually care about his family in a real way, which is more than can be said for Ethan.

 

[Mango Cobra]

It's still pretty funny imo

Oh it absolutely is.