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They probably have an AI doing the DMCA reviews.
Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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worse - a pajeet
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It could be the inclusion of certain "insensitive" language about the lesser classes, use of real names like "Joe Cumia", parody names like "Paul Weener" being too similar to the real person, use of the "Patrick S. Hamlinson" name and inclusion of "@ stealthygeek" as "harassment" or simply the title of the book. It doesn't have to be a "good" reason or one that would otherwise stand up to scrutiny, but these subhumanoids have all the time in the world to do nothing but complain about hurt feels and who is actually going to show up to defend the complaint?
The irony is that to actually know any of that the complainant [almost assuredly Fatprick] had to buy/otherwise obtain the book and read it.
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You're just confused, much like him his tales aren't upwards tall like one would expect but sideways tall. Fat Fables if you will.
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I think it is also that he wants to be an “authority”.
He is certainly resentful that he was to stupid to even apply to college, let alone attend but drop out.
He probably believes the gubbins about Bill Gates dropping out of Harvard, then going on to be a massive success, and did Steven King go to college?
I don’t know, but there are plenty of people who would take King as an “authority” on subjects.
He is pretty much Brian the Dog from Family Guy, except less accomplished and sneakier.
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Reminded me of this video, it took me a while to find it so I'm uploading again for everybody to enjoy:
Ghostie with the Mostie
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Comparing him to Brian is an insult to Brian
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He's telling fat tales. Because he's fat.
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Well I compared him to Moe a page or so back.
He is plainly a combination of all of the most ridiculous, contemptible and mocked supporting characters from Fox animated shows.
Plus he is fat and even Roger the Alien wouldn’t have sex with him.
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I zoned out for a minute and thought I was just bumping Queen only to notice the replies still scrolling. What an absolute lunatic.
The main difference between Brian and Pat is that when Brian died, people were genuinely upset and wanted him back.
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Forgot I had this to post, another brilliant intervention by Patty on the Ancient Aliens lowbrow TV show:
That was it, his entire participation in the segment.
marine mammal phenotype
That was it, his entire participation in the segment.
marine mammal phenotype
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BA in English from University of Maine. He was a high school teacher before Carrie hit it big.
Wait, Pat didn’t write the rat people erotica? Is everything about him a lie?
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It's way easier to get away with swatting than to get caught. Everyone who has done this shit and got caught did something incredibly stupid. That includes whoever swatted MTG in the name of the Farms, if they're not exactly the same person.
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Exactly. He wants to be famous so the retards on twitter will think he’s smart and worth listening to. He wants to be a john walker flynt type - a complete moron who somehow became sort of famous and still sort of has a following that doesn’t think he’s a moron. He wants people to trust him because of his fame and never actually think about the retarded things he says.
He’s also pretty god damn fat.
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A couple of Fatty's old tweets just showed up on the Other Forum:
Forgive me if these were posted upthread [they were]; I, personally, didn't know this cretin had been diagnosed as having ADHD, though it makes complete sense, and Mental Health "Professional" Fat's take on the condition is, IMO, both informative - in that it offers yet another example of the simpleton not having any clue about a subject he's oinking about - and entertaining.
This, however:
..takes the couscous. He says, "I know the value of words" but "couldn't care less" about their definitions; what, I wonder, are words apart from their definitions? Is this an example of that "thinking in too many directions" stuff he imagines sets him above all his betters whose lives are infinitely better and who aren't regularly referred to as "Fatrick"?
Forgive me if these were posted upthread [they were]; I, personally, didn't know this cretin had been diagnosed as having ADHD, though it makes complete sense, and Mental Health "Professional" Fat's take on the condition is, IMO, both informative - in that it offers yet another example of the simpleton not having any clue about a subject he's oinking about - and entertaining.
This, however:
..takes the couscous. He says, "I know the value of words" but "couldn't care less" about their definitions; what, I wonder, are words apart from their definitions? Is this an example of that "thinking in too many directions" stuff he imagines sets him above all his betters whose lives are infinitely better and who aren't regularly referred to as "Fatrick"?
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Patty has ALL the cat lady opinions.
Working is "unnatural" he types as he sits on a stool, being obese, looking at a screen and taking effeminate selfies
you know what's totally natural though? chopping your dick off and getting bolt-on tits.
Working is "unnatural" he types as he sits on a stool, being obese, looking at a screen and taking effeminate selfies
you know what's totally natural though? chopping your dick off and getting bolt-on tits.
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"Couldn't care less about definitions"
Until he goes into Technicality Tomlinson mode.
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Fat Fable chapter one: The Grapes of Fat.
A Fat Pig one day spied a beautiful bunch of ripe grapes hanging from a vine trained along the branches of a tree. The grapes seemed ready to burst with juice, and the Fat Pig got weirdly sweaty and drooled on himself as he gazed longingly at them.
The bunch hung from a branch frankly not that high up but the Fat Pig was sweaty and out of breath already. The first time he tried to jump he didn't even leave the ground at all, not even for a second. So he had to sit down and catch his breath for a good ten minutes. He stood up and tried again but he ran out of breath almost immediately.
He sat down once again and looked at the grapes in disgust.
"You are mentally ill, grape child," he lectured. "You have been instructed, many hundreds of thousands of times to get in my mouth. You are going to grape prison, wait for the knock."
And off he waddled very, very fatly and all sweaty and gross.
A Fat Pig one day spied a beautiful bunch of ripe grapes hanging from a vine trained along the branches of a tree. The grapes seemed ready to burst with juice, and the Fat Pig got weirdly sweaty and drooled on himself as he gazed longingly at them.
The bunch hung from a branch frankly not that high up but the Fat Pig was sweaty and out of breath already. The first time he tried to jump he didn't even leave the ground at all, not even for a second. So he had to sit down and catch his breath for a good ten minutes. He stood up and tried again but he ran out of breath almost immediately.
He sat down once again and looked at the grapes in disgust.
"You are mentally ill, grape child," he lectured. "You have been instructed, many hundreds of thousands of times to get in my mouth. You are going to grape prison, wait for the knock."
And off he waddled very, very fatly and all sweaty and gross.
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Pat’s tweets about adhd remind me of Chris scoffing at “neurotypicals.”
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"Fat Fable chapter one: The Grapes of Fat"
Better than anything ever written by Fatty F. Fatlinson; I predict this masterpiece will be read more than all of his work combined. Including the sweaty Tweets
Better than anything ever written by Fatty F. Fatlinson; I predict this masterpiece will be read more than all of his work combined. Including the sweaty Tweets