KeatonKoopa
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How come that 3D caricature of him looks more healthy then he does?
Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental
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I like how he instantly got BTFO'd.
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Sometimes. So it's not exactly a recommendation for the ages, just right now. Personally, I'm a huge fan of chuck, and thanks to hipsters, the price of quality brisket actually is through the roof, although places like Wal-Mart sell some shit as brisket that isn't fit for dogs.
Super Hans v2
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Youtube already allows channel memberships that only allow members to post. 'But @Super Hans v2, that would restrict his views to paypigs too,' you say. Counterpoint - the kind of person who's so much a retard to not have an adblock, is exactly the kind of person who would pay to view Jack's content. He ain't making any money off of us anyway.
Which reminds me of a question I had in the back of my head for a while, who's the smartass here who submitted to SponsorBlock to skip over Jack's fake .store sponsorship when he was doing that nonsense?
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New Jack on the Scooter. Universal Orlando part 1. Aka and ad for his timeshare/ tour group. And a short look at a restaurant. You will never guess the word Jack uses to describe it.
Because it has the use of both of its arms.
"so we're looking at the electronic menu because no-one can afford real menus"
ffs... Fatty, that's because they can update that shit constantly without having to waste resources printing menus you fuckwit.
"they have sushi rolls, and burgers, and they have sushi rolls that are burgers"
yeah of course you'd order that fucking abomination.
"playing with the wasabi, gotta mix it in with the soy sauce, does it all the time, more and more people are doing that now!"
...
"THA REWY TAY LIE HABOOGER"
No shit? Some ground beef taste like ground beef?
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He should have put a note at the beginning of the video: watch it to the end so you can see the rage enducing moment when Jack mutters incoherently with a mouth full of food before the partial abruptness of the video ending.
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Yeah because nobody ever paid money to be mean to anybody.
And I've met actual 13 year olds that were more secure than this fragile pussy bitch.
To be fair people do this in Japan as well so it's not a big deal but usually there it's because you ordered a rice bowl and it's the most convenient way to get shoyu and wasabi into it. It's just sushi purists over here get really upset when you do it as if it's somehow wrong. And then they go and order one of the sushi monstrosities that the Scalfattys ordered. Can't have it both ways.
My "..." wasn't in regard to any sushi snobbery. It was the fact that people do that shit all the time and have for ages. There's nothing new or trendy about it, Fatty is just an oblivious retard. It'd be like if fatty commented on mixing ketchup and mayo as if that were some new thing.
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Wasn't sure it's just I hear too often from sushi snobs that making "mud" that way is disrespecting the sushi and it's not done in Japan and blah blah blah.
And coming from Strokey you never know if he's being serious or if he's just being a mushbrain.
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Those are weebs and they are retarded and actual Japanese people do that.
I personally put the wasabi (which in America is basically green-tinted horseradish) on the roll, then dip in the soy. It's not even like making well-done steak with ketchup though. It's purely a matter of taste.
Ah yeah, well fuck those people. About the only time it makes sense to be "picky" about doing shit like that is dunking a piece of nigiri into soy sauce, as it soaks up a lot really quick if you put the rice in and can overwhelm it and make it fall apart. Even the damn higher end places where you've got the chef making you one piece at a time... if they didn't want you eating the shit they wouldn't serve it and even then the bigger issue(as I understand it) is people swamping the portion of rice with soy sauce, not that wasabi was mixed in.
about the only time I don't mix it, is if I get it to go(not from a fucking 7-11 or whatever) and there's no bowl for it. Then i'll just drizzle some soy sauce across the top and get some of the wasabi paste(yeah that shit ain't real wasabi, I wouldn't even call it green horseradish either as it's too weak for that, what most places serve as wasabi at least), get some on the end of a chopstick and pick it up with that to get it on the bite.
As far as fatty, with as many places as he's gone to for fat on the go, he's only rarely gone to any places that serve sushi and I doubt any of his crowd are weeb enough to try and be snobs about the shit. The man is eating a cheeseburger maki roll ffs.
EatBeforeYouEat
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Jr's arms have the like the same definition as Tammy Jr's and he has been bragging about lifting weights for years now.
Really enjoyed the new Duck Man video. As he has produced more and more Jack videos you can tell that he now finds him to be a loathsome turd as well.
Really enjoyed the new Duck Man video. As he has produced more and more Jack videos you can tell that he now finds him to be a loathsome turd as well.
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He tried this with memberships and it failed. Either he'd just get more dislikes to compensate for that gate or there'd be a bevy of randos willing to dump minimal money just to intentionally dunk on him.
People still pay Pigroach for attention, so I can't see why not for Jack.
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Cooking with Jack
Tips & Tricks #2 - Poorman's Brisket
10 January 2023
Jack on the Go
2022 Universal Orlando Trip PT1
11 January 2023
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I don’t believe this has been archived. Jack removed this video, titled “Red Copper 5 Minute Chef EXPLODES!!!!,” following a lawsuit filed by Telebrands Corp. against GiveMe, Inc. If you’re new to Jack, you can read about that here. @Mr Snoid breaks things down nicely in this post.
The video can still be found on Jack’s long-abandoned Twitch channel.
The video can still be found on Jack’s long-abandoned Twitch channel.
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It's colored horseradish in Japan as well at least those little packs of wasabi you can get with your sushi tray at the supermarket as well as most low end sushi places. Unless it's high end, or you see the chef literally grinding the wasabi on one of those "oroshigane" things it's going to be colored horseradish. Same with the little squeeze bottles of wasabi you can buy for like $2.00. Unless it's got "hon" or "本" on it, it's horseradish.
And having said that we used to mix it as well. But I found the best way to ensure you get it only on the fish and none on the rice is pull the fish off the rice, dip it, then put it back on before eating.
He's getting fat like his father. All those high sugar snacks he's eating when lifting are not helping. And he still looks like a tool with the tank-top, showing off his guns and the baseball hat.
But gotta say Tammy Jr is looking okay after her operation. I'm actually happy she's doing better. She's still a fool for marrying Jr and becoming a Scalfatty but what can you do?
Dondeld Dock
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So this is where those several gifs I have seen originate from. I hadn't seen this until now. Thank you for posting this.
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Watching Jr and his Gym Rat adventures just makes me think of an old /fit/ post.
I wonder if he'll keep bloatmaxxing, or panic as he stalls out and start juicing up instead.
Lol I either forgot about or missed this whole mess, what a dumbass. Its pretty stupid to use it once without reading the instructions, its even stupider to have it fucking explode and say "Wow I should do that again I don't think I did anything wrong". He deserved that lawsuit, complete misuse and misrepresentation of a product.
Jack jumping and going WHOOOOOOOOOOOA in slowmo is great.