The RalphaRelics

[AltisticRight]

I'm pretty sure the 1-hour documentary of Ethan Ralph gunting around in Havana has plentiful diabetic hooves trotting about.

 

[cheese burger69]

In an ideal reality, the Broke Cock Ferms' version of George Soros would snap up all these relics and entomb them within acrylic, exhibited within an underground vault complex for posterity: a vivid, eternal snapshot depicting the decadence in the early decline of Americana, indexed under, "White Trash."
These pieces belong in an eternal museum, within a self-published gunt chronology, to entertain and inform generations.

Sadly, this will never happen, we will never get to see a world where "Nora's Dildo" is erected upon a podium, or an interactive exhibit that teaches people about white trash anatomy, no, it's more important that taxpayer money goes towards foster care, a service which Rozy will be tossed into once Ethan decides he'd rather die in section 8 housing in niggerville, America, than a concrete sarcophagus in Mexico.

 

[Jump]

this is stupid, he should've sold them for 3$ instead of 300$ to rub in how useless and unwanted Ralph is

How do you not understand how auctions work?

 

[Table Country]

This is incredibly based behavior.

 

[Victim2988]

Is there a law prohibiting the selling of human ashes? Or can you donate them?

 

[Fastest Hand In The East]

How do you not understand how auctions work?

I do not see any indication that the price was not set up by the seller from the start.

 

[Booby Jones]

Is there a law prohibiting the selling of human ashes? Or can you donate them?

No, USPS allows it as long as you package it correctly.

 

[Molag Bal]

It's a positive development that Harry started selling the artifacts instead of just burning or melting them. That way someone somewhere might actually preserve some of them and tell tales of the hollaring hog in the future.

 

[FuckMeGentlyWithAChainsaw]

Speaking of Ralph's relics, a shrine to his hooves had just been set up on foot fetish website wikiFeet.

There's a link on there to his IMDB page

Ethan Ralph - IMDb

Ethan Ralph. Self: Gatortime. Ethan Ralph is known for Gatortime (2018), The Destruction of Boogie2988 (2020) and Red Ice TV (2008). He is married to Horse. They have one child.

www.imdb.com

>Ethan Ralph is known for Gatortime (201, The Destruction of Boogie2988 (2020) and Red Ice TV (200.
He is married to Horse. They have one child.

Did we know that existed?

 

[Fortyone]

has there been any updates on the big items selling?

 

[Jump]

I do not see any indication that the price was not set up by the seller from the start.

Literally in the fucking screen caps

>5 bids
So from just this capture alone we can see Harry listed the hat at something LESS then $305 and at least 2 people think it is worth more then that amount. 1 guy is willing to pay $305 for it.

no one will pay 300$ for some stupid hat from a fat guy no one knows about.

There is one guy down to pay $305 for it.


>37 bids

 

[Drunkensailor]

There's a link on there to his IMDB page

Ethan Ralph - IMDb

Ethan Ralph. Self: Gatortime. Ethan Ralph is known for Gatortime (2018), The Destruction of Boogie2988 (2020) and Red Ice TV (2008). He is married to Horse. They have one child.

www.imdb.com

>Ethan Ralph is known for Gatortime (201, The Destruction of Boogie2988 (2020) and Red Ice TV (200.
He is married to Horse. They have one child.

Did we know that existed?

it was brought up a few week ago, but did not get too much attention. it is a pretty good low key troll on piggy, keeping it quite is probably the only reason it is still up. as soon as it is brought to his attention i am sure he will be true to his flaggot nature and get it taken down.

 

[AltisticRight]

I do not see any indication that the price was not set up by the seller from the start.

Are you drunk the listing says [???] Bids lol it's called an auction.

 

[Beef Elemental]

 

[Farglemark]

Posting this here as well, the auctioneer has returned, this time on twitter.



Looks like the opening bids sit near what they were on eBay

 

[Temperance]

Posting this here as well, the auctioneer has returned, this time on twitter.

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Looks like the opening bids sit near what they were on eBay

Thanks for posting! It seems Harry's Ebay account is indefinitely restricted due to the guntguards' mass-flagging. Ebay's support staff is infamously nonexistent, so finishing the auctions on Twitter is probably for the best. I just hope we get to see the relics shown off on social media by their new ayylawg owners.

 

[Lorne Armstrong]

I’d go $205 on the “diddler” hat but it’s not worth signing up with Twitter over.

 

[Jimmy Dean Bowl]

I got ten bucks that Null is bidding hard for the kid diddler hat. Gunt would be incandescent with rage if Dear Feeder sported that little number during MATI. Damn thing would need disinfected though, holy shit. Gak and double gak.

 

[Lame Entropy]

most precious relic is the manpurse that got stollen from him in portugal

The lost Purse of the Guntenant. Its rediscovery marks the end of days.

 

[Meowstery]

You could power a whole town with how hard Ralph must be spinning in his metaphorical grave. Imagine knowing you could have made more selling some meme hat that made you look like a jackass with no effort than you'll make doing a live event and wrasslin' dudes for our entertainment. Can't wait to see him screaming about how he needs to be swatted again