The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Ghostse]

This is because the Pulse nightclub shooting wasn't motivated by homophobia. It wasn't his first target and he didn't realize it was a gay club.
An article talking about the case of the shooters wife (or girlfriend) revealed this.

This austere cleric found this one "weird" trick to queerbash without getting the feds involved; glowniggers hate him!

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

It's been updated now, but unfortunately there's nothing conclusive.
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This might be it? But impossible to say either way since there aren't any details. Bleh.
For anyone who's forgotten, this is in regards to the Tranchers claiming the cops came out to the Tranch, possibly for a report of animal abuse/neglect.

The Tranchers are unreliable narrators. Take what they say with a pinch of salt (especially with regards to police visits), unless it's backed up by a third party record.

 

[Bob_]

I wonder if it could be his mom, probably not since he's showing concern and we know he hates his mom despite her being the one who enabled his tranch adventures until Phil kicked him out, but if it is her, how would her death affect the tranch's situation, if at all?

As long as the mortgage is paid, I don't think anything would change?
Not 100% on what happens to debts when a guarantor dies.

 

[Fornicario]

As long as the mortgage is paid, I don't think anything would change?
Not 100% on what happens to debts when a guarantor dies.

When it comes to the Tranch, we don't know how the paper got written. In a standard mortgage, you would have a death clause that would transfer the obligation. In more complex transactions, you might have a life insurance policy to pay the note along with a title transfer.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

I wonder if it could be his mom, probably not since he's showing concern and we know he hates his mom despite her being the one who enabled his tranch adventures until Phil kicked him out, but if it is her, how would her death affect the tranch's situation, if at all?

Bonnie has spoken at length in the past about how he cannot wait for his Mom to die. All his relatives, really. And he made zero attempt to hide that it's because he hates them all and wants their money. He's not broken up about all this, except maybe annoyed if the cancer is a slow-spreading type.

 

[The Silent Perjority]

'Somebody is very ill.
But I'll be fine'

 

[AfghanBlue]

When will the alpaca stop screaming

 

[Picnic_Boy]

l knew the tranchers would neglect the alpacas in favor of their autistic interests, but wow. Chris is better at taking care of animals than these guys.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

Kevin did his job (kind of) for once and told us that the Tranch just dropped a video on Youtube. [A]

The video in question is an old one previously only for Patreon subscribers.

Video follows Ranon as he walks to the rest of the alpaca eating from a large ball of food. He promptly latches onto his mother to eat and after a moment, Penny, in a clearly disappointed tone, says “Honey, you’re on solid food now. I’ve seen you eat.”

Screenshots:

 

[MetalParakeet]

It's amazing they can post a wasteland like that and not see how bad it looks

 

[AirdropShitposts]

What kind of sick freak would subscribe to a Patreon to see these harrowing videos of international war crimes?

 

[Hololive]

It's amazing they can post a wasteland like that and not see how bad it looks

Considering how well they take care of themselves, do you honestly expect them to put in effort?

Even if you take growing food for the alpacas off the table, animal husbandry takes a lot of time and work, and they'll be damned if taking proper care of animals will cut into the time they want to spend fucking around.

 

[Oxyjen]

What kind of sick freak would subscribe to a Patreon to see these harrowing videos of international war crimes?

A kiwi farm subscribing international war-crime investigating sick freak.

 

[MetalParakeet]

Considering how well they take care of themselves, do you honestly expect them to put in effort?

Even if you take growing food for the alpacas off the table, animal husbandry takes a lot of time and work, and they'll be damned if taking proper care of animals will cut into the time they want to spend fucking around.

Oh I'm not surprised, but I just enjoy the absolute situational and social unawareness that the autists/bpds have.

They're the equivalent of the autists have a Facebook full of selfies where the camera is pointed up their nose. Or like the hoarder parents that post pics of their kids sitting amongst a pile of dog shit without noticing it.

The fact that they can't look at that destroyed land and think "huh, maybe we should at least crop the pics or angle it better so the area and animals look healthier" just makes me laugh

 

[Ghostse]

It's amazing they can post a wasteland like that and not see how bad it looks

Have you seen what they paid a surgeon to do to their penises?

 

[Soft Boiled Egg]

So they'll keep this kitten and the cattle dog and probably a favorite Pyranese, and I know we won't get an answer until after it happens, but just what is Phil going to do with all the other cats and dogs they already have plus 2 tons of plastic robots and Pokémon stuffed toys and 2 stinking useless men when they relocate to Penny's parents/adoptive grandparents(?)? Even if they love him, that's a lot of baggage not in the form of kids or grandkids.

I know what they'll do with the alpaca and sheep, thanks to Paul. I can see them just ditching the ducks.

worry not! maybe he'll have learned a thing or two from paul and he'll simply let the dogs stick their heads out of the window. we all know how well that went last time, after all!

 

[White Devil]

It's amazing they can post a wasteland like that and not see how bad it looks

Self awarenesses is not a troon trait.

 

[AfghanBlue]

Thought i saw a tiny bit for grass for a split second- but no, twas hay.
I've never seen hay look green in comparison to ...everything else, before.

God. Not only must the Alpacca be starving (and thirsty, and cold, and suffering generally from no shelter, and weighed down by un-sheared coat, and suffering worms and rape and pack aggression - but also imagine how bored they must be.

Their ancestors are used to roaming huge mountans, with trees, and cliffs, and rocks and views and diverse bits of vegeation to browse on- and there, thers just NOTHING.
Nothing to stimulate their brains, no territory to carve out for themselves, nowhere to hide away and feel cal, no natural source of water or food, nothing to even LOOK at, let alone interact with.

just a desolate plain with nowhere to tuck away, nothing to eat, penned in with vicious males an other species.
The psychodrama that must be going on in the world of those poor bored out of their mind, traumatised animals..
Life's shit, then ye die.

 

[SlaanyChaser]

I wonder if they watched the mass grave being dug and their companions/relatives shoved in without compassion or grace, and if a flicker of recognition passed through those dumb herd animal minds that they too would one day end up in a  amhole.
memento mori and live well, for one day you too will be in a pit young pacas

 

[HackerX]

Kevin did his job (kind of) for once and told us that the Tranch just dropped a video on Youtube. [A]
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The video in question is an old one previously only for Patreon subscribers.
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Video follows Ranon as he walks to the rest of the alpaca eating from a large ball of food. He promptly latches onto his mother to eat and after a moment, Penny, in a clearly disappointed tone, says “Honey, you’re on solid food now. I’ve seen you eat.”
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Outside of the normal spectacle of how the only vegetation visible is the long dead hay (Probably could have been put to better use, but capitalism... Amirite fellas)

But the trailer park vibe is off the charts. I think I see 3 RVs, which raises more questions. How does a tranny even afford a 'cheap' RV? Are they all broken down? I assume so because RVs seem to have issues in general. If I were a betting man, those RV's are not gonna make the trip with the tranchers as they abscond elsewhere. Much less the random shit strewn everywhere.

Once nature takes it's course and the bank reclaims the property, what do you even do here? How does home equity even work, since the property's value is absolutely not what it was when purchased. Does the bank just let the property rot with a 'For Sale' sign in perpetuity or do they invest and salvage what they can?

Not that I think Paul/Sky will suffer any 'real' consequences since it's not like their credit history has any impact on their lives, but how much does the condition of the property come into play during a homeowner eviction? Or does the meth head, scorched earth, style of living have no impact on that impending lawsuit?