Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Happy Little War Painter]

Anyone remember how he said he was gonna send a special gift to the first 5k people to sign up for locals? Did it ever leak what that was supposed to be? He said it was going to be expensive for him. I sincerely doubt it will ever happen now that he has a lolsuit to grift off of but if it does happen I hope it’s something gay

What did you think the photos of his ass were?

 

[Maude Snew]

What did you think the photos of his ass were?

A contender for the Hank Hill Ass Lookalike contest?

 

[Kosher Salt]

Edit: Just dropped this funny comment

Hahaha. Yeah, it's not like she posted them from an account that's obviously directly connected to her name or anything. I'm sure he wouldn't know his sister's room if he saw it, either.

>my son would brag to friends
>yeah fag, my mom's hot!
Do these coomers really think that's what a teenager would say when kids laugh at him in school? Talk about out of touch, holy shit. There's a big difference between being the kid with a hot mom, and being the kid whose mom whores herself out in some e-celeb's chat trying to get his attention.

Nah. Pure, unfiltered cope. They can't possibly convince themselves to actually believe that.

 

[AbbozzoCarta]

Anyone remember how he said he was gonna send a special gift to the first 5k people to sign up for locals? Did it ever leak what that was supposed to be? He said it was going to be expensive for him. I sincerely doubt it will ever happen now that he has a lolsuit to grift off of but if it does happen I hope it’s something gay

I believe it was going to be a rekieta law plushie. He talks about it here ~ 18:50

Going into Depp Trial Break With Chat Catch Up and MORE

Depp vs Heard is on a 10 day break. Let's catch up on the chats and talk about what else is going on in the world. Also, I'll probably freak out at an idioti...

youtu.be

 

[Kosher Salt]

I believe it was going to be a rekieta law plushie. He talks about it here ~ 18:50

Going into Depp Trial Break With Chat Catch Up and MORE

Depp vs Heard is on a 10 day break. Let's catch up on the chats and talk about what else is going on in the world. Also, I'll probably freak out at an idioti...

youtu.be

The plushie is an unrelated idea I think. Last I've heard (which is kinda old news at this point) sounded like he was in the final stages of getting it done, but not quite to the point of announcing what it'd be.

I'm pretty sure the nose plushie was going to be available for sale, while the 5k sub gift will be an exclusive. If you weren't one of the 5000ish Locals subscribers at the time he saved the list, there's no way for you to get one (except eBay, I guess).

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

The plushie is an unrelated idea I think. Last I've heard (which is kinda old news at this point) sounded like he was in the final stages of getting it done, but not quite to the point of announcing what it'd be.

I'm pretty sure the nose plushie was going to be available for sale, while the 5k sub gift will be an exclusive. If you weren't one of the 5000ish Locals subscribers at the time he saved the list, there's no way for you to get one.

However will I live without my exclusive rekieta law balldo?

 

[jspit2.0]

They all obviously hate their kids

Or resent them.

I'm glad to see Rackets and his wife are self fulfilling prophecy. I called it in my last post on here that the road he's on leads no where good long term.

 

[Prince Vegeta]

@chudbere made be think for a second it was legitimately this. Well done.

 

[Joggin Noggin]

Or resent them.

I'm glad to see Rackets and his wife are self fulfilling prophecy. I called it in my last post on here that the road he's on leads no where good long term.

Being stuck in a state you loathe, having so many kids that for over a decade you can't (or don't feel comfortable to) leave for any meaningful time to have big experiences with your wife, seemingly having no real direction in life until your 30's (and possibly having your life subsidized by relatives until then). Looking back at it all, this kind of FOMO midlife crisis was almost inevitable, but I would've expected it would be much less retarded.

 

[Maude Snew]

However will I live without my exclusive rekieta law balldo?

Oh damn, that means you're gonna miss out on all those crazy wine moms accusing you of sexual misconduct down the line, poor you.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

I think he thinks that he's potentially setting precedent on this and he wants to get an all star team on the case just because he can.

I really, really, really doubt that this case is getting anywhere near the point that it's setting a precedent.

Unless you're talking about the disciplinary thing, in which case, sure.

The plushie is an unrelated idea I think. Last I've heard (which is kinda old news at this point) sounded like he was in the final stages of getting it done, but not quite to the point of announcing what it'd be.

I'm pretty sure the nose plushie was going to be available for sale, while the 5k sub gift will be an exclusive. If you weren't one of the 5000ish Locals subscribers at the time he saved the list, there's no way for you to get one (except eBay, I guess).

He'll get on the 5k subscriber special shortly. Right after he does the Riittenhouse interview and probably something else that was just around the corner.

 

[Thumb Butler]

Anyone notice if he had a particularly good night on rumble for superchats? Playboard is claiming he only made $94 on youtube. That is the first sub $100 stream he has gotten since the cutoff plan went into effect.
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$94 can buy about 1,3 balldos (the world's first toy that helps you use the ultra-sensitive flesh of the testicles for penetrative ball sex!).

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

 

[JCDenthog]

Maybe it's my incel prudishness but there's something just really icky about middle aged men and women posting nude photos for each other.

 

[AnOminous]

Can you elaborate a little on how you think the argument would go, and how strong it'd be? I mean... it seems pretty similar to Amber Heard's situation, and in her case, the case ended up staying in Virginia state court.

Actually no. I didn't know the case was actually filed in Minnesota and the forum defendant rule applied, which you noted.

Maybe it's my incel prudishness but there's something just really icky about middle aged men and women posting nude photos for each other.

For each other? That's not cringy because if I don't know about it, I have nothing to cringe about. For the general public? Yeah, gross and icky.

 

[ShitInMyMouth]

Ehh. He's not really a lolcow. Cringy boomer sure. But he's too self-aware and successful in life to be a lolcow,. He's basically in the same boat as Dick Masterson.

How times change.

 

[Joe Swanson]

Honestly, if Rekieta truly had no shame in his sexual degeneracy he wouldn't give two fucks what people said about him here. The fact he's still responding just shows that he cares what people have to say

 

[Strix454]

I think Nick's goal in hiring Randazza and how he is overall handing the situation is to milk the whole thing to maximum extent possible for views, stream drama and money. I think he sees this as a massive new opportunity for channel content. Even better in his now-warped mind, its all about him.

 

[talk talk talk]

I don't know to what extent he's worried about financial strain over this, but it seems pretty likely actually that he'd want to get them up to speed on the details of who he is, what he does, and his overall RekietaMedia LLC business model, because there will be a ton of overlap between those two legal actions.

There is no registered LLC or corporation called "RekietaMedia LLC" in Minnesota. A search on Rekieta* only brings up Rekieta Law, LLC.

 

[repentance]

Honestly, if Rekieta truly had no shame in his sexual degeneracy he wouldn't give two fucks what people said about him here. The fact he's still responding just shows that he cares what people have to say

He cares that his paying customers are displeased about what we're saying. I'm not sure he cares at an individual level.

There is no registered LLC or corporation called "RekietaMedia LLC" in Minnesota. A search on Rekieta* only brings up Rekieta Law, LLC.
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It's registered in Texas.

https://texas-biz.com/co/rekieta-media-llc