[Poll] Ethan Ralph's marriage to May - How owned will Null be?

[Armor King]

She looks like an extra in the Windowlicker video

 

[Mischief Committee]

What's the over-under on him having eaten her ass chocolate by now?

 

[Famke]

He really went all out for his second wedding by wearing his best dress t-shirt for the special event. Can't wait until I can make my bid on this historic item.

 

[Hitman One]

Where's the honeymoon? Lisbon?

 

[Freeman]

How fucked is your life that a wedding in Vegas the classy option?

 

[Waifu Days]

Where's the honeymoon? Lisbon?

At this rate, they're probably go to Hooters for dinner and that will be it.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

Confirmation that they got the cheapest Elvis wedding package. The cheapest one is the only package where you only get three roses in your bouquet.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

I guess Harry sold all of Ralph's formal t-shirts. And formal hats. And likely formal slacks...

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

LOL.
LMAO.
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Pantsu's wearing that slatternly dress and couldn't put on any makeup?

And The Gunted Groom in his best formal t-shirt.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

LOL.
LMAO.
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I know someone who did this, but unlike Ralph they have loving friends and family...

Also this was a joke, their actual ceremony was with all their loved ones and family because they aren't asocial outcastes. They did it as a fucking joke and let people watch the livestream.

What I find hilarious is that Ralph is such a slob that he is dressed like someone at a BBQ on a beach, look at that bright red t-shirt which was probably a JC Penny special, and a straw hat.

EDIT:
THIS NIGGA SO CHEAP HE DIDNT EVEN BUY THE PICTURE, ITS STILL GOT A WATERMARK. RALPHAMALE W!!!!

Second Edit:
You book 15 minute slots. You get two Elvis songs per wedding, you pay extra for a third song. Let's take bets on how many songs Ralph paid for...

 

[Cucktry Roads]

I see Gunty had to stop by Vegas for a quick gambling session before the big day! The Brown Thumb Wedding will always be remembered.

I now pronounce you Pig and Horse. You may now gunt the bride.

 

[Retink Retunk]

LOL.
LMAO.
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I'm someone who thinks big weddings are a scam, but this shit is just as bad. Just sign a certificate at city hall and have a gathering and ceremony somewhere nice and cozy instead.

 

[Kermit Jizz]

I'm still struggling to comprehend Neigh's thought process. What is her end goal, single motherhood and endless legal battles? Cause that's exactly the course she's on now.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

So it looks like Ralph is wearing a red T shirt and a cheap hat to his Vegas wedding officiated by Elvis while his bride is dressed worse than half the hookers on the strip.

Am I seeing that correctly? Do we have any full shots of the Ralphamale Wedding Attire?

I bet he's wearing cargo shorts.

And his compression socks.

 

[SomethingFishi]

This is the trashiest thing I've ever seen. And this is a website that catalogs trashy things.

 

[Preacher ✝]

And his compression socks.

With sandals!

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

Are the rumors true that Ralph wanted to have the ceremony in between rounds at a Tijuana Donkey Show but the people running the Donkey Show though this'd put people off?

 

[AgendaPoster]

Those wedding pics are the most trad redneck American thing I've seen in decade, great job Ethan and Pantsu (?), may you keep producing milk for many more years.

 

[Sniperwoof]

Assuming Ralph doesn't die the traditional white trash death of either heart disease or bar fight he's well on his way to claiming his destiny as king of the trailer park with his five ex wives and numerous illegitimate children.

 

[Muppetstudios]

Phase 1, Get pregnant by the Gunt
Phase 2, Marry Gunt
Phase 3, Profit?