Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[CoolFool]

Yes.

Timestamped. Linking to the clip b/c it does a decent job condensing the segment.

"The second you pump semen into her and she gets pregnant, her body is DESTROYED for the next 3 to 5 years... if you have 5 kids, then your body is absolutely DESTROYED.

You probably won't care, it will be fine for you but it won't be fine for her. Because she's going to remember being and 8 or 9, but now no matter how much she runs, no matter how much she walks, that stomach skin just doesn't go away, those abs don't tighten up. She could do a thousand crunches it doesn't matter, she could do a thousand crunches a day, it doesn't matter, nothing matters.

Her tits after the baby's done breastfeeding they're gonna be pancakes down to her fucking waist. There's nothing you can do about it."

Damn, that's a terrible thing to say about the person you have committed to spending the rest of your life with and who gave you 5 children. He acknowledges how much it bothers her that her body has changed due to pregnancy. This is a common insecurity for women who have given birth and their body has radically changed because of it. Most husbands do what they can to reassure their wives that they are still beautiful, but Nick here does the opposite. What the actual hell is wrong with you, Nick?

 

[Blitzsneed]

Yes.

Timestamped. Linking to the clip b/c it does a decent job condensing the segment.

God damn, Nick. There's no fucking way this isn't going to end up in a divorce.

 

[Kopasea]

I think that Nick always used to seethe, but we never saw it previously because there wasn't a publicly available chat for him to seethe in.

Damn, that's a terrible thing to say about the person you have committed to spending the rest of your life with and who gave you 5 children. He acknowledges how much it bothers her that her body has changed due to pregnancy. This is a common insecurity for women who have given birth and their body has radically changed because of it. Most husbands do what they can to reassure their wives that they are still beautiful, but Nick here does the opposite. What the actual hell is wrong with you, Nick?

It's worse than that. He's probably telling her that she's still beautiful, but then he goes to a bunch of women on his "private" chat and tells THEM that his wife's body is destroyed and then compliments their bodies in a similar way that a husband should compliment his own wife's body.

I don't know what's going on with Nick and Kayla. To me, they seem infatuated with each other (which is great). But, if my wife or gf heard me saying that about her body to a bunch of women sending me lewds, I would bet the farm that she would be upset and I'd definitely lose the farm in the divorce.

It definitely exists, I remember it as well no clue when it was though. I think it may have been shortly after the beginning of weeb wars.

I bet if someone could remember his exact phrase, we could find the video. Isn't there a way to download transcripts on a YouTube video?

 

[Captain Manning]

Breaking news: With 253 votes, Nick Rekieta has WON the Best Internet Famous Lolcow category for the 2022 Julays!

That's hella impressive considering he only became eligible for the award in late November. What a reversal.

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

Whew. I hate to do it. But I have to break out the Airbus GPWS. ‘Bus is gonna call out Nick for being a retard.

 

[Wodanaz]

ahh, I love the schadenfreude

 

[Jack Awful]

You don’t know why people are saying that you want to fuck fans? Fuck you dude and before that he was basically just saying other people are projecting and reading too much into it? Notice he gave absolutely no context to why people are “projecting” these things onto him. Also don’t fucking lie about not being able to handle a second woman you have Sally texting you every night lmao how are you handing that? Why even respond seriously to this super chat?
Edit: just actually finished the video
“I’m literally next to lady rackets” the implication most have been making is that you’re swingers which means being next to her is part of the problem because she is participating in the degeneracy lol but again since he didn’t provide any context to any of this people will just be like d’aww

The fact he's playing so dumb just makes me think he's swinging.

"I have no idea why me saying how fun and great and sexy the ladies posting lewds in my chat are, having one of their phone numbers, and inviting another to watch as I fuck my wife would make people think that I'm not faithful!"

It's insulting to our intelligence.

 

[Associate Rick]

I think that Nick always used to seethe, but we never saw it previously because there wasn't a publicly available chat for him to seethe in.

Yeah it seems now that he was always a salty little bitch but at least had the good sense not to broadcast it.

 

[Procrastinhater]

I went from indifferent, to vicariously embarrassed to just grossed out.
What a spastic, how did he ever become a lawyer when he has takes that sound like they come from a 14 year old trying to come up with the cruellest way to insult someone's mother? MONGOLOID THAT IS YOUR WIFE - someone who is meant to be your forever woman, and that is how you choose to talk about her? I'm surprised he doesn't point at planes, this makes me actually MATI. Lady Rackets, you're seriously no angel - and I think posting any kind of lewds when you have children is just as retarded as Nick posting his crusty ass about the place because the kids will stumble upon it and the internet is forever, but holy shit, you didn't deserve that*. Rekieta confirmed for absolute shitgibbon, a low-value male whose streams are what happens if a sad handjob gained sentience.

I don't know how anyone ever trusts him to handle their legal business, I wouldn't trust this guy with a piece of circular paper.

Yeah it was this cringe display of utter shameless disrespect and disregard for the mother of his children that really put the nail in the ruins of my respect for Nick.
I don't really give a fuck about his degeneracy, other than amused contempt, I feel for his kids though, I can't imagine the shit they'll eat when their friends (and especially kids that don't like them) find his Balldo shit, his hypocrisy bothered me more, and not because I want a guy younger than me to be my "Internet Daddy" but hearing him shit on the mother of his kids is just... shit I don't even have words, other than contemptible. I can't respect a guy like that.

 

[frap]

Way to reveal what a superficial prick he is. Yes, we're all a bit visual, but by the time you're having kids there should be more beyond that. The way he keeps saying destroyed and exaggerating every aspect of physical change makes it sound like he's talking about roadkill, not normal postpartum changes.

We've seen his wife. She could be in considerably better shape (like most of us tbh), but she's nowhere near the level he's describing. What a shitcunt thing to do. It's not like the women he's lusting after on his locals or whatever are in any better shape than Kayla from what I've seen. It's just a bunch of skinnyfat chicks who know how to work a camera angle (like any female who's taken a selfie).

 

[chudbere]

Yeah it was this cringe display of utter shameless disrespect and disregard for the mother of his children that really put the nail in the ruins of my respect for Nick.
I don't really give a fuck about his degeneracy, other than amused contempt, I feel for his kids though, I can't imagine the shit they'll eat when their friends (and especially kids that don't like them) find his Balldo shit, his hypocrisy bothered me more, and not because I want a guy younger than me to be my "Internet Daddy" but hearing him shit on the mother of his kids is just... shit I don't even have words, other than contemptible. I can't respect a guy like that.

To be fair, I have seen him compliment her on stream many times, especially when she is on the stream with him. He will compliment her to the point she gets embarrassed by it even, which I always thought was sweet.

But yeah, the clip of him talking about what pregnancy did to his wife's body would be a major confidence destroyer if that was something my husband said about me to an audience of strangers, even if he says "it doesn't matter" to him. But maybe it didn't bother Lady R. Never really can tell what's going on in someone else's relationship, only speculate.

 

[Yandex Captcha Solver]

Nick got toasted last night and was posting in his locals. He says "he's only had sex with one woman" the previous messages, well they say the exact opposite. He's also addressed all the issues and is "good".

Spoiler: Nick talking about how drunk he is

Spoiler: Bonus: Nick trying to do shoulder pushups

 

[Captain Manning]

Am I to understand those idiots over in Locals STILL don't understand their shit is being clipped by multiple people from Kiwifarms, and that they think Claire and Elissa are doing everything?

Fucking LOL. It's like a concentration camp for retards over there. Where's some Zyklon B when you need it?

 

[Mikoyan]

Am I to understand those idiots over in Locals STILL don't understand their shit is being clipped by multiple people from Kiwifarms, and that they think Claire and Elissa are doing everything?

Fucking LOL. It's like a concentration camp for retards over there. Where's some Zyklon B when you need it?

Zyklon B? More like Mustang GT.

 

[FuckedOffToff]

Yes.

Timestamped. Linking to the clip b/c it does a decent job condensing the segment.

What an absolutely disgusting piece of shit. He's objectifying the woman who "destroyed her body" giving him five children, for fucks sake.
No respect for the effects it had on her, the lives they created together, the love they supposedly share, nothing.
I knew he'd become he'd become a degenerate, but not that it was this bad. He's become a complete moral void, nothing redeemable left.
His poor children.

 

[Associate Rick]

"he's only had sex with one woman"

Everyone knew that already.

 

[Captain Manning]

Zyklon B? More like Mustang GT.

He can't fit all of them into the Mustang for the next time he runs off the road.

Ah, screw it. I'm sure CGoody will start dealing some bad Fentanyl and the problem will take care of itself.

But seriously, that is a very impressive collection of stupid Nick has.

 

[Boopims]

Nick got toasted last night and was posting in his locals. He says "he's only had sex with one woman" the previous messages, well they say the exact opposite. He's also addressed all the issues and is "good".

Spoiler: Nick talking about how drunk he is

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Spoiler: Bonus: Nick trying to do shoulder pushups

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how fucking much does he drink holy shit

As this keeps going on, I grow more concerned for his kids. Nick seems to spend more time getting hammered with whisky and/or thirsting over his wine mom harem than being an actual father to his kids.

 

[Joggin Noggin]

how did he ever become a lawyer when he has takes that sound like they come from a 14 year old trying to come up with the cruellest way to insult someone's mother?

I think you may be surprised by the utter mediocrity of minds coming out of decent law schools and capable of passing the bar, let alone someone who came from a law school ranked somewhere around 150th and in a state with one of the easiest bar exams

 

[Phony Chicken]

Her tits after the baby's done breastfeeding they're gonna be pancakes down to her fucking waist. There's nothing you can do about it."

How interesting he would say that considering:

1. Kayla's tits don't look like that
2. He denies she's had a boob job

Those seem like contradictory things until you realize he's lying about one of them.