2023-01-13 - Ali Breland of Mother Jones: Reporting reaching out with some questions about KF for a story

[AnOminous]

Amateurs doing journalism for fun or on the side do a better job at interviewing, documenting, and presenting a story than professional journos and sometimes leads to them having the job become full time and then to be labeled with all the stink word shibboleth that signal "hey, that's the enemy" by the "professionals".

I have less respect for these filthy cocksucking whores than I do even for Vordrak.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I have a few more hard hitting questions for the user allegedly known as "Null":

Is it true that true that you encourage users to "Zap to the Extreme?"

Can you confirm or deny that the Earth is flat and surrounded by a large ice formation the far right claim to be "Antarctica?"

Can you explain why you killed JFK?

Magnets, how do they work?

Why are they called Applejacks when they don't taste like apples? Also, why do kids crave the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

Does Diet Dr. Pepper taste as good as regular Dr. Pepper?

How much wood would a woodsneed sneed, if a woodsneed could sneed wood? (Formerly chuck)

Why isn't a hand 12 inches long?

Who was phone?

Thanks in advance!
Sparkletor esq.

 

[Thumb Butler]

Some "journalist"! What a hack, she/he/it/ze should be ashamed.

 

[Varis]

I just wanna highlight the fact he calls you josh.

In general, the way people refer to Null tell a bit about their relationship/view towards him.

Joshua Conner Moon= very formal and professional more for articles
Joshua Moon= formal more for outsider
Null= for forum users and people a bit familiar with the site
Josh= less formal more for MATI fans or forum users
Dear Feeder/Leader= active forum users and weirdos


My point being that calling Null Josh makes it sound like they are part of the forum or try to be easy going with him.
Since the questions are so stupid and biased it does not really make sense to call him that tho.

Good analysis, but he may just be calling Null by his email moniker. Null didn't say which address this was sent to.

 

[Techno-primitivist]

I asked Open AI to generate me a mainstream media hitpiece on KF using the narrative behind these questions that I copy pasted.

This is what I got:

TFW a fucking meme AI text generator has more journalistic integrity than you.

 

[AnOminous]

I've got a question for this "journalist."

What's it like being a pig fucker who fucks pigs?

Was it your mom who taught you how to fuck pigs, before you raped and murdered her?

What did you do with her body? Did you fuck it again after you raped and murdered her?

Just starting a discussion.

 

[OK_Cogitator]

A re(shit)skinned Ben Collins.

His bio is extremely ironic.

Ali Breland

www.motherjones.com

 

[IamnottheNSA]

Ali Breland is a reporter at Mother Jones covering internet disinformation.

Well yeah, he got that "disinformation" part of his job covered.

 

[Instant_Pot_User]

Lazy journalist, you could write a whole series on Kiwi Farms actually digging up good information and interesting stories. Instead Mr. Ali Breland decides to ask a laundry list of lame and repeated questions like

> did you post on somethingawful
> What is your response to Kiwi Farms' alleged encouragement of the suicide of {TROONS}?
> Did you do anything as a moderator to stop users from posting information [...] that led to suicides? (as if it's a foregone conclusion)
> josh, didja post on something awful in the 2000s???

What a fucking idiot.

 

[IamnottheNSA]

I asked Open AI to generate me a mainstream media hitpiece on KF using the narrative behind these questions that I copy pasted.

This is what I got:

View attachment 4257488

TFW a fucking meme AI text generator has more journalistic integrity than you.

They may have cucked it in some questions:

...but this gives me some hope that not all is lost.

 

[Looney Troons]

I’ve never seen so many attempted “gotchas” in one email. This idiot took the entirety of the ED article on Josh and paraphrased it into questions. Could have simply asked if those allegations were true and linked to the page. A lot of these quests even answer themselves, lol. Journalists

Wow what a faggot

 

[RACISM]

This journalist, and every other journalist, is a nigger.

 

[yydszmiteg2]

all journalists, is a nigger.

Somehow the grammar here is still better than the journo fag's grammar.

 

[RACISM]

Somehow the grammar here is still better than the journo fag's grammar.

I realised in seconds I'd fucked up, DDoS made it hard to edit quickly enough though.

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

Why not post this faggots email address here?

 

[Instant_Pot_User]

Why not post her email here?

Do you really want to get in touch with a journalist of this caliber?

 

[RACISM]

Do you really want to get in touch with a journalist of this caliber?

I want to sign him up to a million gay nigger dating sites.

 

[REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!]

What a fucking nigger. Kill yourself, Ali.

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

You just know if you asked some pointed questions about journalists’ families like that they’d screech that you’re threatening them.

 

[toothless_banana]

Troons are a product of trauma, and more recently social grooming.

Journalists are simply inherently subhuman.

I can only sympathize with one of these groups, however much both need to be marched to the gallows.