Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Ivan Daniloff]

Good times

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Holy. Shit. These men and Aniyah (don’t want to forget about my queen!) are masters of the craft.

 

[Broadside]

"Psst! Kid. Yeah, you! Come over here. Word on the street is you're looking for new dealers of the raw stuff to refine and redistribute. Well I've got some right here for ya: 100% pure non-cut Pat retardation...straight from the jungles of Millwaukee!. 50-50, whadaya say, huh? Deal?"

Spoiler: I should really stop procrastinating Jesus fucking Christ

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Edit:

Spoiler: Some Papa e Moma Tomlinson pics I remembered I had stached

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If any part of this retardation is useful at all I'll pretend I had a productive day, instead of having wasted it just laughing at how Pat looks exactly like this parents (Felony 1.2 GPA genetics stalker)

Oh I'm gonna do some stuff with these
Edit: he looks so funny mirrored lmao

 

[FinnSven]

I looked, this is the first time Rick has ever mentioned attending an university on Twitter. 98% of his other many many many mentions of "university" are about Trump University. Including this triple child:
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His mentions of college are also mostly about the Electoral College, have some of Pat's wisdom about that, these are not even a quarter of these from before 2019, watch and marvel as Patirck's knowledge about the Electoral College goes from above 5th grade to college level to advanced-college level:
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Also, some of his bangers from like a decade ago, the guy's name is Dick Vitale btw:
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Plus this from 2015:
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Lastly:
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Apologies if all of this has been posted before, rating this post as late is felonious anxiety triggering and you are not allowed to do it. Do not contact this number again.

I think it is also that he wants to be an “authority”.

He is certainly resentful that he was to stupid to even apply to college, let alone attend but drop out.

He probably believes the gubbins about Bill Gates dropping out of Harvard, then going on to be a massive success, and did Steven King go to college?

I don’t know, but there are plenty of people who would take King as an “authority” on subjects.

He is pretty much Brian the Dog from Family Guy, except less accomplished and sneakier.

I say this and then Fatrick makes his first claim to have been to college ever.

Not only does he clearly read this thread, Hey Fat!, he is probably fat and stupid enough to previously think that people assumed he went to college.

 

[MavisBeaconTeachesSnipin]

Oh I'm gonna do some stuff with these
Edit: he looks so funny mirrored lmao
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"non chilihc." - patrirtap tomlilmot

 

[I'mThePatMan!]

it is rare these days to have an internet community that makes as much OC as owen ayy does.

Agreed. But do you know which community seems on the verge of becoming a new pastposting hub?

His own neighbors:

Spoiler: A man truly dedicated to the art of making friends

Leviticus 19:18 - Thou shalt not avenge, nor bear any grudge against the children of thy people, but thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself

Credit to HoneyBadger at Ona

Patrick has a level headed conversation with his community members

I like to comb the East-side Milwaukee Facebook group every now and then to see how Pat interacts with the locals. They’re his neighbors, so I’m sure he shows more tact than he does with the Twitter-folk. He starts with some pandering nonsense. Point for originality, cause I’ve never even heard...

pfgforums.com

 

[Broadside]

Agreed. But you know which community seems on the verge of becoming a new pastposting hub?

His own neighbors:

Spoiler: A man truly dedicated to the art of making friends

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Leviticus 19:18 - Thou shalt not avenge, nor bear any grudge against the children of thy people, but thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself

Credit to HoneyBadger at Ona

Patrick has a level headed conversation with his community members

I like to comb the East-side Milwaukee Facebook group every now and then to see how Pat interacts with the locals. They’re his neighbors, so I’m sure he shows more tact than he does with the Twitter-folk. He starts with some pandering nonsense. Point for originality, cause I’ve never even heard...

pfgforums.com

Pat's real touchy about money and being poor latley, huh?
Hey Pat, here's some advice:

 

[Maude Snew]

Agreed. But you know which community seems on the verge of becoming a new pastposting hub?

His own neighbors:

Spoiler: A man truly dedicated to the art of making friends

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Leviticus 19:18 - Thou shalt not avenge, nor bear any grudge against the children of thy people, but thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself

Credit to HoneyBadger at Ona

Patrick has a level headed conversation with his community members

I like to comb the East-side Milwaukee Facebook group every now and then to see how Pat interacts with the locals. They’re his neighbors, so I’m sure he shows more tact than he does with the Twitter-folk. He starts with some pandering nonsense. Point for originality, cause I’ve never even heard...

pfgforums.com

I see an entirely new industry springing up where the people around him rent out parts of their houses so strangers can come and gawk at the weird smelly man. Pat and Breakfast they could call it. It's gonna be the next trillion dollar industry, just you wait (for the knock).

 

[Bukke Bruse]

Leviticus 19:18 - Thou shalt not avenge, nor bear any grudge against the children of thy people, but thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself

Credit to HoneyBadger at Ona

Patrick has a level headed conversation with his community members

I like to comb the East-side Milwaukee Facebook group every now and then to see how Pat interacts with the locals. They’re his neighbors, so I’m sure he shows more tact than he does with the Twitter-folk. He starts with some pandering nonsense. Point for originality, cause I’ve never even heard...

pfgforums.com

He is such an asshole, even his neighbors hate him now, purely by his own actions on a facebook community group. Some of them will probably google him or check his twitter and just see endless pages of calling people Stalker lol. I love to hate this lunatic lol

 

[CoolGuy1990]

Oh I'm gonna do some stuff with these
Edit: he looks so funny mirrored lmao
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POV: Your about to be turned into pepperoni

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

Hey, you fat fuck. The only legal jargon you need to worry about is “PAY QUASI.”

Also, hope your tiny faucet falls for off that stupid fucking “joke.”
A

 

[Mr Moonface]

How many of his close friends have been outed as pedophiles? Has it hit the double digits yet?



Edit: Missed this in the replies.

 

[JJLiautaud]

God what a fucking tard.

 

[Meat Target]

Also, hope your tiny faucet falls for off that stupid fucking “joke.”

It merits a billy-clubbing. Maybe he'll get one next time Milwaukee's Finest have to do a wellness check on the hovel.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Agreed. But do you know which community seems on the verge of becoming a new pastposting hub?

His own neighbors:

Spoiler: A man truly dedicated to the art of making friends

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Leviticus 19:18 - Thou shalt not avenge, nor bear any grudge against the children of thy people, but thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself

Credit to HoneyBadger at Ona

Patrick has a level headed conversation with his community members

I like to comb the East-side Milwaukee Facebook group every now and then to see how Pat interacts with the locals. They’re his neighbors, so I’m sure he shows more tact than he does with the Twitter-folk. He starts with some pandering nonsense. Point for originality, cause I’ve never even heard...

pfgforums.com

Should be noted that that Facebook group is a private group. Patrick had to sign up for it so that he could look like an idiot.

He's also afraid of AI writing books because he knows something like copy.ai, Jasper, and writesonic would do a better job writing a book than he would.

The way AI currently writes is that it needs user input before it can do anything. The more information you give it the better it can write. Currently it's used for blogs and tweets. They cannot be used for writing whole novels. They're meant for small articles with a couple of paragraphs because the AI would "forget" what it's writing about.

 

[ItCouldBeWorse]

So I was just listening to Turn The Lights Off by Tally Hall and I heard something that reminded me of our favorite pig goblin creature.
Ladies and gentlemen, I present Patrick's Marvelous FATTY HALL!

Spoiler: Just the Album Cover

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

It merits a billy-clubbing. Maybe he'll get one next time Milwaukee's Finest have to do a wellness check on the hovel.

We no likey the swatty

 

[Schwarzwald]

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God what a fucking tard.

You'll have to excuse our fattest friend. He heard "chocolate cake" and "ovens" and got really hungry.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I made a thing. Warning for mobile users: it's a fat image. Not as fat as Patrick, but still pretty big.

 

[keytar]

Oh I'm gonna do some stuff with these
Edit: he looks so funny mirrored lmao
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"With my new dual phone wielding ability I can get into more Twitter slapfights than ever before, as well as receive double the amount of felony telephone harassment. You wouldn't understand little baby stalker child, as you are not a famous honor roll sci-fi author."

 

[Maude Snew]

"With my new dual phone wielding ability I can get into more Twitter slapfights than ever before, as well as receive double the amount of felony telephone harassment. You wouldn't understand little baby stalker child, as you are not a famous honor roll sci-fi author."

Wrong as always, stalker. I have neither the dexterity nor the money to get and use two of anything. Wait for the singular knock.