DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Remember: Phil doesn't know who Tyrone is.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

Remember: Phil doesn't know who Tyrone is.

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Leanna is no longer on the banned word list but "my boy Tyrone" still is.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Because 'tyrone' is not a racist term as nightbot is addressing it. It's proper name. Phail must have been able to put it on the list and label it 'racist' previously.

 

[Tears for T]

Leanna is no longer on the banned word list but "my boy Tyrone" still is.

Tyrone is to urban for Phil.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

nigga.....

Goes on this unhinged tweaked out rant about ubisoft and how they failed and with the child's saturday morning cartoon understanding of what a CEO does, I swear he thinks Duck Tales is just another day as a CEO. Making fun of them for not having a plan.

Though it was funny he makes fun of Zombi but then praises Ubi for what they did 10 years ago...zombi was what they did 10 years ago you retard.

IMMEDIATELY gets double baited into admitting he has no back up plan if streaming ends AND no plans for the future, he doesn't think like that...after shitting on Ubisoft for having no back up plan.

IMMEDIATELY AGAIN talks about his future plans for the stream...

It's amazing he literally doesn't remember the last thing he said, also not sure how you "watch" superbowl snacks or indefinitely suspend something twice.

The shitty "locked in a basement wrapped in tinfoil cause bigfoot is working for the FBI to find me" lighting makes it worse (better)

 

[Iron Hamster]

lol @ admitting the helicopter company went to 'a pile of stinky doody' (AGAIN with the scat!) after he was hired. hmmmmmmmm

 

[snort beg snort]

Probably an unpopular opinion but anybody who uses food delivery services (not including immobile people) is a lazy sack of shit. What a waste of money. Absolutely absurd to use any of these services more than when absolutely necessary. Cook for yourself or go out to eat you spoiled weirdos.

 

[detractorzer0]

Probably an unpopular opinion but anybody who uses food delivery services (not including immobile people) is a lazy sack of shit. What a waste of money. Absolutely absurd to use any of these services more than when absolutely necessary. Cook for yourself or go out to eat you spoiled weirdos.

I don't have a problem with it if the restaurant itself offers it. Pizza, Chinese food etc. Ordering delivery every once in a while is fine. We just got a new baby and although it was t absolutely necessary to order delivery, we did because neither of us wanted to be left by ourselves with a newborn and a sick five year old.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

He is lying about going out and Khet has been cutting his hair is my theory

That would explain it. Knowing Phil and his severe social anxiety actually going out and sitting in a barber chair would be a form of torture to him so his mom-WIFE cutting it would help him out.

 

[JimiHendrix]

Probably an unpopular opinion but anybody who uses food delivery services (not including immobile people) is a lazy sack of shit. What a waste of money. Absolutely absurd to use any of these services more than when absolutely necessary. Cook for yourself or go out to eat you spoiled weirdos.

honestly, only time i ever used it was when I lived in a literal desert and didn't have a car. i ain't walking 4 miles in 120 degree heat and carrying a jug of milk and other shit back home.

they can take the extra 30$ or whatever it was.

 

[snort beg snort]

I don't have a problem with it if the restaurant itself offers it. Pizza, Chinese food etc. Ordering delivery every once in a while is fine. We just got a new baby and although it was t absolutely necessary to order delivery, we did because neither of us wanted to be left by ourselves with a newborn and a sick five year old.

I hear ya. Pizza and Chinese are the classic delivery options. Nothing like a pizza delivery on a Friday night.

However, these dent heads who pay some ludicrous premium to have luke warm, soggy nachos or gross ass sandwich sent to their doorstep so they don't have so venture out into the world are pathetic.

 

[RaidenAUndertale]

DSP Interview status:
It's like if you went to Burger King and told them you'd like a Cheeseburger. So the cashier places the order and then you go "now hold on, I got some other stuff to do I'll be back to get it a bit later so don't finish that order cause I don't want a cold burger" only to come back every hour for over a month to remind them to keep that order placed while you "figure stuff out behind da scenez" cause one day you're gonna actually buy that item. Phil, you fucking dumbass, they're gonna pull it off the menu by the time you finally cash in on that.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

I don't have a problem with it if the restaurant itself offers it. Pizza, Chinese food etc. Ordering delivery every once in a while is fine. We just got a new baby and although it was t absolutely necessary to order delivery, we did because neither of us wanted to be left by ourselves with a newborn and a sick five year old.

Well there's a good reason why things like pizza or Chinese takeout are are traditionally popular takeout food. Mostly because both can travel well and both are still good enough if lukewarm or even cold (hell many Chinese takeout options are supposed to be eaten cold). Most other dishes end up looking like the mushy, disgusting-looking goyslop that Phail ends up D'VOURing on Feeding with the Pig. I'm sure the dishes look appetizing and are delicious if you eat them at the actual restaurant, but after they are left out for around half an hour and then get tossed around the back of a car they end up looking like 2 day old warmed over leftovers.

 

[A Log in D Tractor 2]

Probably an unpopular opinion but anybody who uses food delivery services (not including immobile people) is a lazy sack of shit. What a waste of money. Absolutely absurd to use any of these services more than when absolutely necessary. Cook for yourself or go out to eat you spoiled weirdos.

As someone who orders doordash 2-3x a month, IMO the doordash thing is only relevant because he lives off donations. Even if you ordered doordash every day, so long as you have a real job it's no issue to spend your earned money getting food delivery so you can do other stuff in the background, that's your choice(even if it is a really wasteful use of money).

Phil lives off donations. Usually you would think that to convince people to keep donating you have to show you are scraping the bottom of the barrel to survive and extending the donation money as far as it can go: imagine 2 homeless people next to each other begging, one looks emaciated and the other is clean shaven, a bit chunky, and in a suit, who would you give your lunch leftovers to? Yet somehow he convinces his dents to donate while he buys extra xbox's and constant doordash delivery fees. I'd wonder how he could live with himself with the shameless begging and wastefulness but the WWE addiction must make it easy to forget.

 

[Third_World_Detractor]

Yesterday superchats

 

[JPG]

Probably an unpopular opinion but anybody who uses food delivery services (not including immobile people) is a lazy sack of shit. What a waste of money. Absolutely absurd to use any of these services more than when absolutely necessary. Cook for yourself or go out to eat you spoiled weirdos.

Brokey detected

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

RIP 10-year plan. Phil expects to live off of dents like a parasite for the next 20 years.

 

[00R-Gundam]

RIP 10-year plan. Phil expects to live off of dents like a parasite for the next 20 years.

The moment he stops streaming by old age or sickness, he is fucked, he doesnt have savings or something to fall to. By that point he will have to actually work and even that is out of the question. I think hes aware that hes fucked in the long run so hes just living in the moment and indulging in his jpegs and doordash and total wine.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Send up the Jaxx signal:

 

[Mentally Iller Detractor]

RIP 10-year plan. Phil expects to live off of dents like a parasite for the next 20 years.

Phil's parents are also detractors. They tricked him into thinking they were dying in 2019 so they could pay for him and his horse to fly over, get married, and made him swear to abide by their 10 year plan at the conclusion of which they would gracefully expire and bequeath the entire net worth of the Burnell dynasty upon their one and only deserving son. Only afterwards these selfish cunts decided that they actually weren't ready to die yet and continued living just to personally spite Philip. Like all those years ago when they chose to ignore our venerated father's wisdom to buy the Wolverine toy during the first production run when it's resale value would be the greatest, they ignored him and then delayed the inheritance/bought the second toy run, when it's potential value has diminished thereby trolling Dave and subjecting him to another horrible decade of being a dancing monkey for the subhuman retards who inhabit the internet and are somehow allowed access to money.