Western Animation - Discuss American, Canadian, and European cartoons here (or just bitch about wokeshit, I guess)

[Super-Chevy454]

I'm popping the champagne.

No, really. This is good news.

Let's play "Celebration" as well.

 

[Patrick Bait-man]

Velma grinds my gears so fucking much.

It's the most blatant self-insert, woke piece of shit I've ever seen. The writing is god awful.

And it had to happen to my boy, Scooby-Doo; which has largely remained clean from this up until now.

It isn't even Scooby-Doo in the first place, it literally doesn't have Scooby-Doo himself in it at all and the characters are imposters.

What the actual fuck.

 

[Arianne Chan]

I saw Velma and my only reaction was...

 

[A Logging Company]

So this Velma show, which has now invaded my Youtube recommendations of people having a meltdown over it, isn't just anti-woke grifters flipping their shit over the color slider being shifted somewhat.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

https://twitter.com/braindumptweets/status/1614025941751336960

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

From what I heard about Velma, it's: "Being white and straight is terrible, now let's sexualize underaged girls"

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

Lol

 

[starborn427614]

This woman puts out content so fast. Have to respect that.

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

>Puppeteered by a middle-aged twat living out her high school fantasies through a beloved IP
OMG. That's the show. That's literally the show. She summed it up in like, one sentence. HOW DID SHE DO THAT?!

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

>Puppeteered by a middle-aged twat living out her high school fantasies through a beloved IP
OMG. That's the show. That's literally the show. She summed it up in like, one sentence. HOW DID SHE DO THAT?!

Idk.
Tell Dana Terrance for more questions about how she got a show without much effort more than sucking dicks in Disney.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

Lol

> Wtf is this shit

The Writer's barely disguised fetish.

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

> Wtf is this shit

The Writer's barely disguised fetish.

Oh oh.

Now we're talking.

 

[KingLiberty76]

Another one bites the dust. Dead End: Paranormal Park has been cancelled by Netflix after two seasons.

(Source: https://twitter.com/DiscussingFilm/status/1613928943043723266)

Dead from HIV/AIDS

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Velma grinds my gears so fucking much.

It's the most blatant self-insert, woke piece of shit I've ever seen. The writing is god awful.

And it had to happen to my boy, Scooby-Doo; which has largely remained clean from this up until now.

It isn't even Scooby-Doo in the first place, it literally doesn't have Scooby-Doo himself in it at all and the characters are imposters.

What the actual fuck.

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I don’t want to sound perverted, but you should be thankful that Scooby-Doo was not involved in this. Just imagine if there was a random storyline where they had a joke about wanting to practice having sex with someone that looked like Scooby and instead they found Scrappy-Doo as his replacement.

 

[TheMonkeyMan]

I bet that Scooby-Doo would be an Afghan Hound or something.

EDIT: Daphne looks like a Yoshitaka Amano drawing.

 

[AnOminous]

On Velma, it's been a while since I've sat down for a nice cringe session with the 'Everybody wants to fuck my self-insert' fanfiction. It's almost nostalgic.

Imagine completely ruining such a potentially good concept. Velma deserved so much better. God I hate these zoomer fucks so fucking goddamn much.

Windsor McCay

It's actually Winsor McCay but damn, we have not had anything on the level of Dreams of the Rarebit Fiend in over a century.

The problem is that the art is degenerating. At least cartoons two decades ago actually had straight lines and colouring with contrast. In ten years cartoons would all be just amorphous blobs.

That fucking beanmouth shit that is prevailing right now is the animation equivalent of Corporate Memphis, just soulless evil shit that expresses nothing but hate for humanity itself.

While I frankly share the misanthropy at this point, it's nothing for children. They should at least have a chance to like their own species.

What the actual fuck.

Look how they massacred my boy.

 

[starborn427614]

I'm sure HBO Max is pleased that one of the only things they didn't cancel or remove is doing well. No idea what the actual numbers are since they never release those, but the only competition of note I can see via this list are the Adventure Time specials.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Yep, everyone wants to fuck Velma.


This show is AIDS!

 

[A Grey Cat]

So these fucks not only forced Shaggy to be called Norville. Not only made him a ‘beta male’. They also made him a tucking cuckhold.

Someone is really asking for a demonstration of 1% of his power.

Hillenburg, Antonucci, McHale, Osborne, Nick Park, Tomm Moore and maybe Man of Action. I would have Del Toro as an honourable mention.

Everett peck for duckman. You could NOT make that show today. It's almost like the antithesis to the woke thesis.

Greenblatt just needs another original cartoon because I did not like "Jellystone".

I...want to give himt he benifit of the dout and assume most of the bullshit on THAT show wasn't his fault. it was the fault of the interns and tumblr/calarts graqduates he was forced to work with.

It's actually Winsor McCay but damn, we have not had anything on the level of Dreams of the Rarebit Fiend in over a century.

my apologies. potato pat at toe tomato tom at oh. windsor is much more common than winsor. the point is. Wherever Mr. McCay is..im only glad that like the other old legends i mentioned I just hope they can't see what's become of the medium they either created or refined to perfection.

speaking of which

keep in mind there arent even any photos of the sinking of the Lusitania