Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

"The size of the apartment wasn't important - it was the size of his heart."
I wonder what importance she places on the size of her own heart, or her liver while we’re at it, but those organs can’t trap a man, so uterine transplants happen to be a thing, OKAY?

Oh, and the name of one of your “favourite songs” is the THE Old Apartment, not OUR Old Apartment, you absolute fucking failure at even the most trivial things in life but, hmph, I digress!
 
Every couple of pages, some Kiwis are very eager to label Salah as a tard when it's really more likely to be what you said.

For the most part, we're posting here from the comfort of whatever countries we're in, relatively safe and secure in the fact that we're citizens or legal residents of wherever we are. Not so for Salah. One wrong move, and it's back to being cannon fodder for al-Assad. And let's be honest, where he is now isn't that much of an upgrade, too. It's just a convenient country to hide in until something better comes along. Otherwise, it looks like a dump. And then he likely heard from friends and acquaintances who did successfully move to Canada about how much better it is than Kuwait.

It's likely none of us has ever been put in a similar situation that makes us that much more desperate to move. Doesn't help that Salah doesn't have much in the way of skills for a company in a first-world country to hire him and pay for his relocation. He's also not a looker who can hoodwink people on face value alone, no matter how hard Chins tries to force people to think so. We know he's dumb for hitching his wagons to Chins, he probably also knows he is, but unfortunately for him, he's in a position where he likely feels the need to do dumb stuff and we're not. He's also bolstered by the idea that Chins loves him enough for her to push paperwork so he can move abroad. Hell, he gets paid by Chins to stick around and she even made the trip to be there, so surely, in his mind, that must be true.

I honestly dislike sticking up for Salah. His eyebrow raise is annoying as fuck, he did Alaa dirty by allowing Chins to malign Alaa's wife who was nothing but nice to Chins, and he's boring as hell. I just feel that it's reductive to just label him as a tard simply on the basis of sticking with Chins (and for some, his love for Jim Carrey).
These are all really good points, and actually makes me feel sorry for Salad, so thanks for that. Just imagine your prospects in life being so dim that hitching yourself to the Poutine Beast of Canada is your best option. That's fucked up.
 
The floor was warped where Chantal sat. It looked like she was pushing on the floor to keep herself on the edge of the couch and it made it buckle and fold.

I'm not saying you're wrong, but to me that would indicate very poor construction/materials. Sure, Chantal is a giant fatass but really? Just really?
 
It's so strange how when she makes a video now, she acts like we are all new and talks like she's reading a script and we are all just oblivious to her past. When she streams, she acts like everyone is out to get her and MAD. Most people have their own lives too much to even be mad; she is just entertainment. If she fell off the earth tomorrow (granted, it would be difficult) she would be forgotten within a week. Look at life by Jenn. No one cares
 
Look at Chantal trying to do damage control. Money must be REALLY tight over there.

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She was only homophobic because she is "impulsive", Ted. You should know this about her by now.
 
Her voice is too much for me lately, and I agree with everything everyone has said about her recent content. I've got nothing constructive to add, unless any of you have accidentally recently ingested poison and don't have easy access to ipecac, in which case, may I direct you to the portion of her latest couples blog between 3:27-3:33.


I assume you have now vomited the poisonous contents of your stomach and are currently safely recovering, and you're welcome
 
“When I take the time to create….”

Stop right there. What exactly does she mean “create”? Pointing a camera at herself while she gorges herself and rages? Anyone can do that. That doesn’t take talent or thought or creativity. I lost it right then and there 💀
To be perfectly honest; most reactors are more creative and talented than chinny
 
So many have noted Chantal’s voice and not just here. Watching over on Frenchie’s latest stream, the low bmi delivery squeezing its way through a sound like vocal fry, someone made the comment that it reminded them of LifeByJen.

Couldn’t unhear it after that. Has Chantal deep-throat style crammed so much unchewed carbs, grease, and cheese at her windpipe that her glottis doesn’t bother to seal shut any more? I couldn’t listen to Jen over the vibrations of that permanent lather of aspirated cheese mucus.

Is this foreshadowing? Has Chantal (“I know what I’m doing?”) at last eaten her way to not only throat fat you can hear, but a place next in line in the Death Pool? I thought Cheese Valhalla was very likely anyway, just due to her health and lack of concern. I guess we’ll see.
 
“When I take the time to create….”

Stop right there. What exactly does she mean “create”? Pointing a camera at herself while she gorges herself and rages? Anyone can do that. That doesn’t take talent or thought or creativity. I lost it right then and there 💀

* Her next noxious queef
* Her next mudsucker fart
* Her next ratface
* Transforming the "apartment" into a Superfund site
 
So many have noted Chantal’s voice and not just here. Watching over on Frenchie’s latest stream, the low bmi delivery squeezing its way through a sound like vocal fry, someone made the comment that it reminded them of LifeByJen.

Couldn’t unhear it after that. Has Chantal deep-throat style crammed so much unchewed carbs, grease, and cheese at her windpipe that her glottis doesn’t bother to seal shut any more? I couldn’t listen to Jen over the vibrations of that permanent lather of aspirated cheese mucus.

Is this foreshadowing? Has Chantal (“I know what I’m doing?”) at last eaten her way to not only throat fat you can hear, but a place next in line in the Death Pool? I thought Cheese Valhalla was very likely anyway, just due to her health and lack of concern. I guess we’ll see.
I thought the same thing. Jen was sounding awfully gurgly at the end, which made me suspect that her cause of death was congestive heart failure.
 
I was off the grid for a few days, excited to see a mountain of content when back, only to find a "cultural center pt 3" video and a short about making scrambled eggs. *sigh*

Anyways, when saying how unashamed she was about being a "large bodied woman", she decided to use a photo taken from the height of about 2.5 meters with a third of her body hidden behind Salah.
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Large bodied woman ? . Usually on long distance flights you can choose your seat on the way out but not on the return, specially if there is a stopover. On the way out she picked seats right at the back of the plane which are configured in 2 seats instead of 3 , that way you can usually guarantee you will be sat alone unless the flight is full. On her return flight some poor bastard might be sat next to our land whale, she is not a large bodied woman, she is a fucking enormous mound of blubber, not only that, she probably stinks like a 2 week old bag of shrimps that has been left out in the sun. 🤮🤮. By the time she steps off that 14 hour flight, they will have to fumigate the cabin. D139B2D0-93FB-41E5-910E-C795E91D5F3F.jpeg
 
Large bodied woman ? . Usually on long distance flights you can choose your seat on the way out but not on the return, specially if there is a stopover. On the way out she picked seats right at the back of the plane which are configured in 2 seats instead of 3 , that way you can usually guarantee you will be sat alone unless the flight is full. On her return flight some poor bastard might be sat next to our land whale, she is not a large bodied woman, she is a fucking enormous mound of blubber, not only that, she probably stinks like a 2 week old bag of shrimps that has been left out in the sun. 🤮🤮. By the time she steps off that 14 hour flight, they will have to fumigate the cabin. View attachment 4263062
More round shaming *sigh*
And Chins showers twice a day, may I remind you.
 
She should just get herself labeled as disabled (which is arguably true) to make it easier on the crew who have to deal with accommodating her girth. At least then she'd be shuttled on first to not inconvenience the other passengers, as well.

I mean, even she's concerned about fitting in two seats like her original flight. I don't know how she's going to fit in the Kia when she gets home... A precursor to the bed bound saga, maybe?
 
Sometimes (to keep my sanity) I like to pretend that these sad sacks are like the fans of certain SovCits and Frauditors like PayPal Patty and Glenn Cerio. You know... they asspat these guys just to egg them on and watch for the money shot (getting P. Barnes-ed on camera).

Note I said pretend. Because the reality is probably much darker.
I don't think you have to pretend at all, I think you're spot on for the most part. They make it so obvious. They just come to watch the show and the more action, the better. If Chantal ever implies she has a secret these specious "friends" pester her and pester her to tell them, even if she obviously probably shouldn't, simply because they want to know all the gossip. To hell with what's best for Chantal, right? We want more drama! Chantal, of course, couldn't keep a secret to save her life but the hangers-on are never content to be patient and wait. They also like to try to goad her into being confrontational with Nader. For her empowerment? Fuck no. Because it's fun to watch. Of course they're just egging her on.
 
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Does this not look like the face of a Mega Social Media Influencer who is planning on "traveling the world" for her lucrative Youtube Couples Channel?"

Totally not like someone who looks retarded and confused just looking at a loaf of bread in a jail cell apartment in the middle of nowhere?

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