Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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How many of his close friends have been outed as pedophiles? Has it hit the double digits yet?

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I know Pat will appreciate me correcting him because above all else he values truth and integrity.
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We was doing so good before the oopsie doodles, bruvs. Slatternly asses tempting and zodiac shitters shitting about the best book ever removed from Amazon a day later nearly destroyed all our prezzies at last weekend's party. DO. BETTER.

I'm happy the board is still up, unsurprised that Rick is fatter than ever, but in all the ruckus one thing remains unredeemed:
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It's pretty fucking sad that Null didn't get a chance to read this, considering Rick's bronze medal in this year's autistic Olympics. Maybe next year Fat will do better.
 
Cow crossover with Vox Day:


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Looks like piggy's lawsuit, specifically the funding behind it, is being discussed in certain sci-fi circles.
 
Niggas who literally went to prison and got college credit there are more educated than Fat Rick.
Him being a non reader by his own admission, anybody who ever picked up a book for any reason other than being made to is more educated than him. I'm willing to believe even a random comic book.
 
Patrick not winning Lolcow of the Year is proof that fatphobia is alive and well today.

Do better.
I think the real issue was ballot confusion.

Half of us voted for him as Lolcow of the Year, the other half thought he was surely placed in the Breaker of Scales category and voted accordingly. Very easy mistake to make, but we split our own ballots. We need to all get on the same page next year and win one for our favorite pompous effeminate blobmonster.
 
Niggas who literally went to prison and got college credit there are more educated than Fat Rick.
You could buy one of those GED books or test courses like these And have a better education than this man.
I think the real issue was ballot confusion.

Half of us voted for him as Lolcow of the Year, the other half thought he was surely placed in the Breaker of Scales category and voted accordingly. Very easy mistake to make, but we split our own ballots. We need to all get on the same page next year and win one for our favorite pompous effeminate blobmonster.
Biggest mistake is thinking some of us like voting .
 
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I think the real issue was ballot confusion.

Half of us voted for him as Lolcow of the Year, the other half thought he was surely placed in the Breaker of Scales category and voted accordingly. Very easy mistake to make, but we split our own ballots. We need to all get on the same page next year and win one for our favorite pompous effeminate blobmonster.
Are you saying he's Pat Buchanan now?
 
Patrick not winning Lolcow of the Year is proof that fatphobia is alive and well today.
Pat didn’t knock the boards offline for about a month. That’s a hard trick to top.

I don’t know how Ralph got silver, though. He’s never caught on for me.

Patrick, my man, I’m counting on you to outdo yourself in 2023. I know you’ve got it in you to win lolcow of the year yet.
 
Pat didn’t knock the boards offline for about a month. That’s a hard trick to top.

I don’t know how Ralph got silver, though. He’s never caught on for me.

Patrick, my man, I’m counting on you to outdo yourself in 2023. I know you’ve got it in you to win lolcow of the year yet.
No, that was Keffel's.
Ralph is a walking trash fire who's done nothing but fuck up his life for our constant amusement including going to the Portugal twice to get knocked the fuck out.
 
No, that was Keffel's.
Ralph is a walking trash fire who's done nothing but fuck up his life for our constant amusement including going to the Portugal twice to get knocked the fuck out.
Pat desperately trying to get Keffal's attention when that deranged cross dressing faggot was briefly making waves was some funny shit. He's got a weird fixation for trannies.
 
Pat desperately trying to get Keffal's attention when that deranged cross dressing faggot was briefly making waves was some funny shit. He's got a weird fixation for trannies.
At least trannies with some clout with the media. He'll suck any penis for a bit fame or deal.
 
The Julays have wrapped up, and unfortunately, Piggy only got 3rd place for lolcow of the year. Poor Rick can't even win once!
That's actually very impressive. Last year the Josiah tapes were nominated for something but came in dead last I believe. The Porsalin doc along with Quasi's collection efforts and the divorce files will definitely bring some new eyeballs as well.
Cow crossover with Vox Day:


The original article:


Looks like piggy's lawsuit, specifically the funding behind it, is being discussed in certain sci-fi circles.
FINALLY. I always held the position that the biggest scandal of all of this, taking away the Pat lolcow aspect of it, is the fact that a sci-fi CHARITY funded the entire thing without the consent or knowledge of their members
 
Don Patoni don't like how you been talkin', maybe he should send a couple his goons round and YOU can pay Quasi instead?
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Dickens after reading Pat's Tiny Tim:
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Meanwhile... remember Dominic Franchetti, the convicted pedophile who anally raped a 8 year old and Pat just refuses to unfriend the guy on Facebook?
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A lot of people ask "why won't Pat just unfriend/unfollow the guy, or at least stop denying he's a pedophile? Is it just so he "doesn't let the idiots win"??
It could just be old news I was not aware of, but TorqueWheeler at ONA just gave an explanation that makes perfect sense considering it's Pat we're talking about:
Ok I lied, you know exactly what comes next

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Then I decided to confirm it myself and sure enough, it's him. There's no avatar anymore, but now he at least added his last name's initial.
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Mr. Empathy, ladies and Gentleman.
Reminder:
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Credit: TorqueWheeler at Owen
 
Isn't she 24 not 23? They were dating since he was 46 and she was 20 (technically 19). The reason why he think's it's gross is because she was an adult. Pedophiles have trouble counting.
 
Should be noted that that Facebook group is a private group. Patrick had to sign up for it so that he could look like an idiot.

He's also afraid of AI writing books because he knows something like copy.ai, Jasper, and writesonic would do a better job writing a book than he would.
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The way AI currently writes is that it needs user input before it can do anything. The more information you give it the better it can write. Currently it's used for blogs and tweets. They cannot be used for writing whole novels. They're meant for small articles with a couple of paragraphs because the AI would "forget" what it's writing about.
What does he think a "No AI" clause is and what does he think it being in a contract with a single writer would accomplish?

I think the real issue was ballot confusion.

Half of us voted for him as Lolcow of the Year, the other half thought he was surely placed in the Breaker of Scales category and voted accordingly. Very easy mistake to make, but we split our own ballots. We need to all get on the same page next year and win one for our favorite pompous effeminate blobmonster.
Wrong, sweet baby child, the voters were confused because of Russian disinformation. Now is the time to contact the electors IN PERSON so they can correct the results. Keffals IS NOT Lolcow of the Year, read your Constitution and wait for the knock.
 
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