DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Mature Adult]

Like this wop ass motherfucker didn't already spend 2 plus hours on his, "podcast" today being old man that yells at cloud? This faggot wants $$$ to do absolutely nothing.

Just took a look at his uploads for the day and ...
Time playing One Piece- 2 hours 51 mins
"Podcast" + Q&A - 3 hours 28 mins

This is the future of DSPGaming, eventually its going to be day stream for podcast and night stream for "chill" games

 

[DeeTracktor]

Starting to convert into an all talk podcast after he banned or drove away his audience years ago is up there with converting to capture cards years after everyone else stopped filming with a cam corder

Buisness degree

 

[Free Jasper]

Watching ALTinsider (pig ups) react to Phil gleefully spending thousands to sit watching movies in a Seattle hotel room reminds me of something I often think about.

The guy doesn’t get (and maybe never has) those little joyful moments in life. The feeling after a particularly tough workout. Beers after work with colleagues. Cooking a new dish and it tasting delicious. Catching up with family at a birthday get together. Nailing a presentation at work.

No wonder he behaves like an alien, the only human experiences he sees is on tv.

 

[LilypaCastsUpper]

Didn't the doordashing start ramping up after the Fat Kat picture leaked? I'm assuming he's trying to minimize his chances of having his photo taken with his ole' butter ball n' chain.

And I also assume she's even bigger now. Being in close quarters with a mega-narcissist is a very toxic environment; you are either going to get angry or get depressed. Even Jasper looks pissed.

No wonder he behaves like an alien, the only human experiences he sees is on tv.

1:22 Chip Douglas same T-Pose energy

 

[Free Jasper]

Didn't the doordashing start ramping up after the Fat Kat picture leaked?

The bank leaks revealed he did it a LOT prior to the picture.

After the picture there’s no way of knowing if it increased. Just because he talks about it more on his empty life podcast, doesn’t necessarily mean he uses it more.

 

[smug comporon]

If you get legitimately mad at somebody as pathetic as Phil, instead of just laughing at his autistic ranting while rocking back and forth, you need to spend some time away from your PC.

 

[Tom Went To The Mayor]

Phil claims to not make stupid faces in his thumbnails, by the way. I suppose this extends to his Twitter pictures, as well.
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"Hey, little boy, are you a Hulk Hogan fan? I'm a Hulk Hogan fan myself *SNOOOORT* "

 

[PenskeMaterial]

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Can you name a worse streamer?

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If he had self awareness I'd say he's doing it on purpose as a joke, but this is DSP so he genuinely believes this is a good picture for a thumbnail.

This is like that split second at the start of his shorts before he puts on the mask and you see how dead he is inside.

 

[ZehnBoat]

Watching ALTinsider (pig ups) react to Phil gleefully spending thousands to sit watching movies in a Seattle hotel room reminds me of something I often think about.

The guy doesn’t get (and maybe never has) those little joyful moments in life. The feeling after a particularly tough workout. Beers after work with colleagues. Cooking a new dish and it tasting delicious. Catching up with family at a birthday get together. Nailing a presentation at work.

No wonder he behaves like an alien, the only human experiences he sees is on tv.

he's thrown away little moments of joy that require work because there's always the possibility of failure and disagreements
and instead replaced it with "get money" and "spend money"
this is his life, buying things

 

[Brother Wind]

Didn't the doordashing start ramping up after the Fat Kat picture leaked? I'm assuming he's trying to minimize his chances of having his photo taken with his ole' butter ball n' chain.

And I also assume she's even bigger now. Being in close quarters with a mega-narcissist is a very toxic environment; you are either going to get angry or get depressed. Even Jasper looks pissed.

1:22 Chip Douglas same T-Pose energy

I would have to double check but I have been feeling that he has been better admitting it post bank leaks. Because he used to play up the whole "home cooked meal" and I feel that façade just fucking fell when everyone learned he was lying.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

I would have to double check but I have been feeling that he has been better admitting it post bank leaks. Because he used to play up the whole "home cooked meal" and I feel that façade just fucking fell when everyone learned he was lying.

100% this. I remember before the bank leaks some peepol around here would routinely dox his "homecooked" meals just from his descriptions and reveal them to be either fast food or meals from local restaurants that he obviously Doordashed, or goyslop TV dinner brands from Fred Meyer's, and it was because he would use the same adjectives to describe the food and ingredients that were on the restaurant's website/TV dinner's packaging.
Remember the dumpster "homecooked" pizza he bragged about on Twitter? I distinctly remember @Agent Proper guessing almost every single ingredient he used down to the brand.

 

[DeeTracktor]

I remember before the bank leaks some peepol around here would routinely dox his "homecooked" meals just from his descriptions and reveal them to be either fast food or meals from local restaurants that he obviously Doordashed

For those who werent around back then, here is Phil pretending to make his own breakfast, to dunk on his own fkn parents about how good his life is because wasting money on food and toys equal to success in Phils IQ of a 10 year old smooth brain, on Christmas Day, no less

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

I didn't catch last nights stream until now but rewinding it, we got met with like a 2 hour QnA?
The fuck is this, dudes?
I'm trying to catch this old nostalgic feeling of Phil suckin ass at games and laughing at it, but it's getting really tough lately. He has a schedule laid out in front of you and then pulls the rug out from under with this fucking bullshit.

 

[RIPRhongoBongo]

I didn't catch last nights stream until now but rewinding it, we got met with like a 2 hour QnA?
The fuck is this, dudes?
I'm trying to catch this old nostalgic feeling of Phil suckin ass at games and laughing at it, but it's getting really tough lately. He has a schedule laid out in front of you and then pulls the rug out from under with this fucking bullshit.

TL;DW; too lazy to renew PS+, Xbox was dead, couldn't be fucked to play anything else

 

[marlintan]

I didn't catch last nights stream until now but rewinding it, we got met with like a 2 hour QnA?
The fuck is this, dudes?
I'm trying to catch this old nostalgic feeling of Phil suckin ass at games and laughing at it, but it's getting really tough lately. He has a schedule laid out in front of you and then pulls the rug out from under with this fucking bullshit.

PS+ is a whole teyn dollhairs dood

 

[Free Jasper]

There’s a bit of intrigue in the parent saga to me.

We went from bailout handouts and 10 year promises to ‘Theyre idiots because they didn’t uproot their lives to live in one of the countries most expensive cities.’

I wonder what the current state of play is given the 10 year plan is out the window. My guess is he’s nice as pie to their face and doesn’t disagree with a single word because we all know he’s a coward.

 

[snort beg snort]

If he really wants money that badly why doesn't he just swallow his pride and turn on TTS?

 

[Phil's Oddly Shaped Head]

phil is unable to move his thumbs independently of each other. he is physically not able to both move his character and the camera at the same time, so he depends on the camera moving itself for him.

source: any FPS game where he has to stop before he starts shooting, name me a single FPS game where he is able to both move and shoot in a different direction.

Phils one skill was he used to be able to hit links and remember a couple of wake up options in Street Fighter, before normal people were really doing that kind of stuff. Now, he can't do that anymore, and he's also never been able to do anything else. Sad.

 

[Sup3r]

TL;DW; too lazy to renew PS+, Xbox was dead, couldn't be fucked to play anything else

You'd think he'd know it was coming up to the end of his subscription and renew it ahead of time or hell, just set it to auto renew. It's supposed to be important to his business after all. But what do I know, I'm not the one with a business degree.

And what a great investment that Xbox version was, right? It's dead before the PS version and all it did was delay even further ego poundings.

 

[Iron Hamster]

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Can you name a worse streamer?

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From street fighter to question fighter

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That dude's head has it's own spare tire. wtf?

Starting to convert into an all talk podcast after he banned or drove away his audience years ago is up there with converting to capture cards years after everyone else stopped filming with a cam corder

Buisness degree

I fully embrace this slow destruction of dsp (space) gaming