Cyrax / Chance J F Wilkins / Cyraxx Nation / Cyraxx / SKXRFACE / DJ Shadowblayde - From The Hills Have Eyes, infected penis, Retarded Dwarf with RAGE. Plagiarist & Liar. Failed polymath, wigger, rapper, juggalo. Grandma abuser. 3rd generation pedophile-rapist. Stuck a stylus up his ass. Sent his dick pics to a pedo hunter. + his trolls

[Bionicle Enthusiast]

From Martys stream tonite , They used the Railing as there is a standard height in building codes View attachment 4262536
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Where's the 38" for the rail height coming in at? Are we sure that's accurate? I'm not arguing against this, it's visually more accurate than my math. I'm just curious about the 38" measurement.

 

[Big Ed]

Where's the 38" for the rail height coming in at? Are we sure that's accurate? I'm not arguing against this, it's visually more accurate than my math. I'm just curious about the 38" measurement.

Its building code for railing height for decks, porches, etc

 

[Bionicle Enthusiast]

Its building code for railing height for decks, porches, etc

Well that settles that then. I'm willing to believe that and settle that mystery. Now if only we could get his handwriting for @anliteralidiot and his spelling skills on paper for me. I'm thinking my calculations went wrong due to the fish eye lens not giving a non warped perspective of the recycle bin. I was close, but oh well.

 

[Big Ed]

Well that settles that then. I'm willing to believe that and settle that mystery. Now if only we could get his handwriting for @anliteralidiot and his spelling skills on paper for me. I'm thinking my calculations went wrong due to the fish eye lens not giving a non warped perspective of the recycle bin. I was close, but oh well.

When you use the garbage can , It puts him at less than 4ft 8, but I believe this is because of perspective, the garbage can is in the foreground so , it makes sense that it would be a little larger when used to size him, Its best to use something he is right beside. There are standard heights for almost everything in construction like door knobs , door frames , etc.

 

[Amewsed]

I think the moment he gets in a real car he'd shit his pants and be shaking and afraid. He's like 4'10" maybe. so he might be barely able to see over the dash. He'd literally have no idea what anything means on the dash, and probably can't even see to read it. Cryaxx, being a dumbass and new driver, would also put too much pressure on the throttle and fucking send him flying. Not only scaring him to death, but he'd also kill himself by full on stomping like the retard he is on the gas and swerve into an obstacle and die because he can't see anything further than 5 feet in front of him.

In a video game, you crash. It's all good. You crash in real life, you can die in real life.

Legally, cyraxx should probably still be using a booster seat.

 

[Lament Configuration]

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I thought he was standing on a Segway when I first saw this pic.

 

[Big Ed]

I thought he was standing on a Segway when I first saw this pic.

 

[俺たちファームズでノッテる]

I think the moment he gets in a real car he'd shit his pants and be shaking and afraid.

That's the thing, cyraxx was supposed to start learning to drive but he witnessed a bad crash that shook him. This is according to some family members who have talked to some of the trolls. Cyraxx is quite genuinely afraid of driving cars.
It runs counter to everything that he loves to say he does. It's incredible.

 

[Lament Configuration]

That's the thing, cyraxx was supposed to start learning to drive but he witnessed a bad crash that shook him. This is according to some family members who have talked to some of the trolls. Cyraxx is quite genuinely afraid of driving cars.
It runs counter to everything that he loves to say he does. It's incredible.

I'm pretty sure he's just afraid of the responsibilities that come with driving, such as getting a job.

I've known several lazy bums who are "afraid of driving" because they saw a car crash, were in a car crash or because they heard of a car crash.

Imagine being too deathly afraid to drive a car, but playing racing video games all day long at home. Makes no sense. It's a lie.

Chance would also need to sit on a stack of phonebooks if he drove.

 

[JohnCrichtonsLeatherPants]

I'm pretty sure he's just afraid of the responsibilities that come with driving, such as getting a job.

I've known several lazy bums who are "afraid of driving" because they saw a car crash, were in a car crash or because they heard of a car crash.

Imagine being too deathly afraid to drive a car, but playing racing video games all day long at home. Makes no sense. It's a lie.

Chance would also need to sit on a stack of phonebooks if he drove.

I remember around a year ago when he was on his last "Imabe a pro race car driver!" kick. He doesn't have the feintest fucking idea of what is actually involved just to race at the amateur level. He thinks all he needs is a license and a car and that's it, he can start winning races and use his winnings to upgrade his car so he can win more races so on and so on. His car won't only dominate on the track but can also be his daily driver as well.

That ain't happening.

Race cars, even amateur ones, require a whole list of safety gear that has to be installed and inspected for certification before they even let you near the track. Roll cages, one piece race seats, a 5 point harness, fuel cells, firewalls, kill switches, and fire suppression systems. Then all of your own personal safety gear (suit, gloves, shoes, helmet) has to be inspected for the proper certification. And then you have to pay for entry fees, gas, tires, brakes, and anything else that needs fixing before or after the race.

I've done amateur racing and I can assure you that none of this shit is cheap, it's all coming out of your own pocket, there's no sponsors to help you out, and even if you do win you're still going to be well into red by the time you get back home. Racing is something you do because you love and have a true passion for it, and you go into it knowing full well it is not a path to fame and fortune.

But none of that has ever crossed Chance's mind, all he needs is a 92 Civic with some NAAAAAWS and his ski goggles, then nothing will stop him from being the next Jeff Gordon.

 

[Bionicle Enthusiast]

I remember around a year ago when he was on his last "Imabe a pro race car driver!" kick. He doesn't have the feintest fucking idea of what is actually involved just to race at the amateur level. He thinks all he needs is a license and a car and that's it, he can start winning races and use his winnings to upgrade his car so he can win more races so on and so on. His car won't only dominate on the track but can also be his daily driver as well.

That ain't happening.

Race cars, even amateur ones, require a whole list of safety gear that has to be installed and inspected for certification before they even let you near the track. Roll cages, one piece race seats, a 5 point harness, fuel cells, firewalls, kill switches, and fire suppression systems. Then all of your own personal safety gear (suit, gloves, shoes, helmet) has to be inspected for the proper certification. And then you have to pay for entry fees, gas, tires, brakes, and anything else that needs fixing before or after the race.

I've done amateur racing and I can assure you that none of this shit is cheap, it's all coming out of your own pocket, there's no sponsors to help you out, and even if you do win you're still going to be well into red by the time you get back home. Racing is something you do because you love and have a true passion for it, and you go into it knowing full well it is not a path to fame and fortune.

But none of that has ever crossed Chance's mind, all he needs is a 92 Civic with some NAAAAAWS and his ski goggles, then nothing will stop him from being the next Jeff Gordon.

Chance's perception of street racing is also highly romanticized & probably influenced by the Fast & The Furious franchise. I think it's for the best he remains a dirty attic goblin so he doesn't put people's lives behind in danger behind the wheels. Thankfully Sally by law is required to have insurance, and so does anybody driving in that state, but just because it's a law doesn't mean she would have to follow it. Cyraxx would have to be added to her insurance as a driver if she were to ever let him drive their car. This just means she probably has the bare minimum required limits.

The actual street car scene I feel would eat Cyraxx alive. When I go fishing, there's always those assholes who meet up and rev their engines obnoxiously late at night. It's just a bunch of hot blooded 20 something year olds trying to prove who has the bigger dick. Cops are out there pretty frequently. He would pick a fight with the wrong person and regret it.

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I was discussing Cyraxx with a buddy, and he linked me to a Twitch.tv vod/clip of an actual professional participating in sim racing. This is what Cyraxx believes he does on a daily basis. Here's what to note, if it weren't painfully obvious already:
1) No bogus safety gear. It's a video game after all.
2) A decent computer.

2b) A decent computer entailing a GPU that can support what appears to be three 1920x1080 monitors probably running at 60hz. They could have different resolutions and higher refresh rates. I'm just basing this off the bog standard for vidya games on PC. The monitors appear to be curved as well, an extra luxury.​

2c) Now as a quick caveat, the game certainly may look like it's jagged. This is probably caused by having the antialiasing setting on the lowest setting. A lot of professional vidya game players, whether is CSGO, Dota2, LoL, etc. Often play on the lowest settings possible for performance min/maxing and in an effort to remove any input lag. Chance's refurbished office PC more than likely has to run at low settings too, but at a choppy framerate and a risk of crashing (not just the application but also Cyraxx himself driving horribly).​

3) Decent peripherals.

3b) These include actual headphones with a built in microphone. Also a decent racing wheel. Prices vary, and I don't think these guys would skimp out if they participate in tournaments. I can't identify the brand of headphones or racing wheel.​

4) Skill. They know how to play and what they're doing. No crashes, no quitting, and no lag excuses.
5) Actual determination. They're not mindlessly making mediocre commentary as they race and making excuses if something goes awry.
6) Finally, they are (at least the guy on the bottom) accomplished drivers in real life. The guy on the bottom is, Max Verstappen.

 

[Woggly Wand Wizard]

Chance changed his pfp on FB:
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Interesting. Chance is an appreciator of art and changing his profile pic, I see. Makes me want to send him some of my goblin art on the off chance he finds one of them badass enough to use as his new avatar.

Cast your vote now!
Which one of these goblins do you think is most likely up for Chance's next profile pic?

 

[JohnCrichtonsLeatherPants]

Chance's perception of street racing is also highly romanticized & probably influenced by the Fast & The Furious franchise. I think it's for the best he remains a dirty attic goblin so he doesn't put people's lives behind in danger behind the wheels. Thankfully Sally by law is required to have insurance, and so does anybody driving in that state, but just because it's a law doesn't mean she would have to follow it. Cyraxx would have to be added to her insurance as a driver if she were to ever let him drive their car. This just means she probably has the bare minimum required limits.

The actual street car scene I feel would eat Cyraxx alive. When I go fishing, there's always those assholes who meet up and rev their engines obnoxiously late at night. It's just a bunch of hot blooded 20 something year olds trying to prove who has the bigger dick. Cops are out there pretty frequently. He would pick a fight with the wrong person and regret it.

---

I was discussing Cyraxx with a buddy, and he linked me to a Twitch.tv vod/clip of an actual professional participating in sim racing. This is what Cyraxx believes he does on a daily basis. Here's what to note, if it weren't painfully obvious already:
1) No bogus safety gear. It's a video game after all.
2) A decent computer.

2b) A decent computer entailing a GPU that can support what appears to be three 1920x1080 monitors probably running at 60hz. They could have different resolutions and higher refresh rates. I'm just basing this off the bog standard for vidya games on PC. The monitors appear to be curved as well, an extra luxury.​

2c) Now as a quick caveat, the game certainly may look like it's jagged. This is probably caused by having the antialiasing setting on the lowest setting. A lot of professional vidya game players, whether is CSGO, Dota2, LoL, etc. Often play on the lowest settings possible for performance min/maxing and in an effort to remove any input lag. Chance's refurbished office PC more than likely has to run at low settings too, but at a choppy framerate and a risk of crashing (not just the application but also Cyraxx himself driving horribly).​

3) Decent peripherals.

3b) These include actual headphones with a built in microphone. Also a decent racing wheel. Prices vary, and I don't think these guys would skimp out if they participate in tournaments. I can't identify the brand of headphones or racing wheel.​

4) Skill. They know how to play and what they're doing. No crashes, no quitting, and no lag excuses.
5) Actual determination. They're not mindlessly making mediocre commentary as they race and making excuses if something goes awry.
6) Finally, they are (at least the guy on the bottom) accomplished drivers in real life. The guy on the bottom is, Max Verstappen.
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I can't find it right now but there's video of Chance when he's in full on "I live my life one quarter mile at a time" mode. He's sitting in a chair strapped into a race harness, he's wearing a leather jacket and race gloves, and he has a steering wheel and possibly some sort of pedal setup. After crashing multiple times he says "That's it!" and takes the harness off like that's been getting in the way and holding him back the entire time.

My brain might be mixing together different race videos there, but I know there's one where he removes the harness because he's not fucking around anymore.

 

[anliteralidiot]

Interesting. Chance is an appreciator of art and changing his profile pic, I see. Makes me want to send him some of my goblin art on the off chance he finds one of them badass enough to use as his new avatar.
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Cast your vote now!
Which one of these goblins do you think is most likely up for Chance's next profile pic?

Either the second pic, or the third from end, with the teal background.

you should tweak the eyes to be more "real to life", but otherwise these are neat

 

[JohnCrichtonsLeatherPants]

I can't find it right now but there's video of Chance when he's in full on "I live my life one quarter mile at a time" mode. He's sitting in a chair strapped into a race harness, he's wearing a leather jacket and race gloves, and he has a steering wheel and possibly some sort of pedal setup. After crashing multiple times he says "That's it!" and takes the harness off like that's been getting in the way and holding him back the entire time.

My brain might be mixing together different race videos there, but I know there's one where he removes the harness because he's not fucking around anymore.

Ok I still can't find that particular video, but I did find one where he's bragging about and showing off said "harness". Around the 38 minute mark is when he pulls it out.

It's a pair of god damn suspenders he's clipped together with a safety pin that he just throws over his shoulders. And the reason he does this is because it keeps him in place because he slides around from side to side while playing racing games. So he's "strapped" into an office chair on wheels for a videogame...

 

[Bionicle Enthusiast]

I can't find it right now but there's video of Chance when he's in full on "I live my life one quarter mile at a time" mode. He's sitting in a chair strapped into a race harness, he's wearing a leather jacket and race gloves, and he has a steering wheel and possibly some sort of pedal setup. After crashing multiple times he says "That's it!" and takes the harness off like that's been getting in the way and holding him back the entire time.

My brain might be mixing together different race videos there, but I know there's one where he removes the harness because he's not fucking around anymore.

I fully believe that he would say something like that. He really says some of the stupidest shit, like when he was raping Blind Billy, and he said, "Oh yeah, I can hear it." As bad as the situation is regarding that, it always cracks me up.

 

[Autismobili Lamborghini]

Interesting. Chance is an appreciator of art and changing his profile pic, I see. Makes me want to send him some of my goblin art on the off chance he finds one of them badass enough to use as his new avatar.
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Cast your vote now!
Which one of these goblins do you think is most likely up for Chance's next profile pic?

Yeah, I'm going to have to humbly request a Pennywise-rax, chief.

 

[Lament Configuration]

Yeah, I'm going to have to humbly request a Pennywise-rax, chief.

Yes! And Chance fused with Chester Bennington.

 

[Bionicle Enthusiast]

Yes! And Chance fused with Chester Bennington.

I have some recommendations as well, or at least something you can use for inspiration.

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Warcraft ghoul:

King Ramses (but would need a beard):View attachment 1673741040721.webp
Wow, okay there's fanart off google that already like 85% Cyraxx:

Dota 2 Undying: View attachment 1673741128605.webp
Mass Effect Vorcha (minus the shoulders): View attachment 1673741269289.webp

Please keep the forum updated with your artwork. They're great.

 

[Woggly Wand Wizard]

Yeah, I'm going to have to humbly request a Pennywise-rax, chief.

lmao it feels like some of these are peering into my soul. I can't just pick one so here's my top ten.
does Cyrax like pennywise? you think he would like these?


edit: I think the last one is my favorite. It looks like an actual photo some poor soul took right before they got 'blind billied'