1/14/2023 GuntaMania - aka RalphaMania - Ralph's Wet T-Shirt "professional wrasslin" Contest - Observe the Gunt in Woodbury, New Jersey.

EggImpregnator said:
Good God Woodbury is such a shithole its really baffling why he would have it here. Theres a ton of American legions in south Jersey. Many of them in significantly nicer areas. Any why so far from AC? Its literally over an hour drive from here to AC. He should have had it in eggharbor or like Absecon or Wildwood. I'm gonna chalk it up to Ralph's retardation and poor planning skills.
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I imagine it might have to do with cost, guessing the closer to AC you get the more expensive things are going to get. But it's fitting that this trashfire is being held in a place that's half a ladder-rung higher than Camden on the shithole ladder.

Retink Retunk said:
Behold, the gestapo:
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They prefer the term "Imperial Gunt Guard" thank you very much.
 
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REGENDarySumanai said:
Once everyone gets food poisoning, then the event will start.
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Might as well have a literal shitshow to go with the metaphorical one.

PumpkinSpiceBitchMeringue said:
Is it true that May forgot the fireworks and Ralph seethed at her and went to get some himself?
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LOL if true. Pretty sure fireworks can't be purchased legally in Jersey so the Gunt would have to go back over into Pennsylvania to find some.
 
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bprime said:
I imagine it might have to do with cost, guessing the closer to AC you get the more expensive things are going to get. But it's fitting that this trashfire is being held in a place that's half a ladder-rung higher than Camden on the shithole ladder.
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It's actually not, the VFW hall rentals are pretty much identical in cost for the day, some cheaper. However this particular troupe operates here, so it's likely factored into their cost.
 
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SandyCat said:
Either Ralph or someone else struck down the youtube kino casino stream so its a real possibility
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Does it say it was deleted for TOS? Warski and PPP said they were turning it off since they knew it'd get yeeted once the Guntstream started up.
 
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KrispyCracka probably means Rozy's diaper but I like to imagine that the event has been delayed because the horse is pissing in diapers. Good theory.
 
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