Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

[Hot HOT HOTTT]

He just posted a new picture of him going to the Nintendo theme park on Twitter and this might be one of the most unflattering pictures he has ever taken of himself. There's so much lint and little hairs on his shirt, his shirt is really low quality with his print already coming off (but he's going to the Nintendo park so he had to make sure to wear a Nintendo-themed one), some big food crumb (?) in his beard that anyone who isn't blind would notice and he used way too much hairspray (Or it could just be super greasy but I refuse to believe that he goes out with his hair being THAT greasy...)

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Not to mention the gunt and mantit poking through the shirt, the fatty neck crease, as well as what seems to be a pretty gnarly cold sore. When did Chibi get the opportunity to catch herpes?

I guess any woman who had mouth-to-mouth contact with him was likely to have done so with an array of similarly filthy undesirables before him. Probably just comes with the territory of predating on vulnerable walleyed autistic women: you pick up whatever the last desperate coomer chud dropped off.

 

[Team TERF]

Are you sure that "crumb" isn't a giant pimple?

 

[Torque Wheeler]

Wow this is one of the worst pictures I've seen him post of himself, and that's saying a lot. Our boy Chibi is looking very chubby. 200lb? Close to it?

If he's average height for America, 5'9", that's got to be at least 200lbs

 

[scotchtape772572]

If he's average height for America, 5'9", that's got to be at least 200lbs

He's actually about 6'2 iirc, but he's always slouching so you wouldn't be able to tell in most pictures. One thing I want to point out is how dark the circle under his eyes are, along with the fact that there's no happiness or joy in them either. My guess is he didn't sleep well last night because of some minor argument where someone called him obnoxious and he couldn't get over it. Alternatively, he could've gotten scammed out of a pretty penny and took this picture to make it seem like he's still having fun in Japan to distract from losing money.

 

[FanaticDreamer]

(Or it could just be super greasy but I refuse to believe that he goes out with his hair being THAT greasy...)

I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but...he most certainly does.
There were several times at SGDQ 2017 or 2018 (I don't remember which it was) but it was the one where he wore the cappy hat from Mario Odyssey every single day -- when he took it off his hair was always greasy and matted. His hygiene was terrible and I and a few others in my circle noted it when we were around him. Eventually, someone did have a conversation with him about his behavior that trip + hygiene was included.

 

[Torque Wheeler]

He's actually about 6'2 iirc, but he's always slouching so you wouldn't be able to tell in most pictures.

There were several times at SGDQ 2017 or 2018 (I don't remember which it was) but it was the one where he wore the cappy hat from Mario Odyssey every single day -- when he took it off his hair was always greasy and matted. His hygiene was terrible

 

[Carnivorous Plant]

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Halfway across the world and he still manages to have a generous smattering of cat fur on his stained video game t-shirt of the day.

 

[Hot HOT HOTTT]

I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but...he most certainly does.
There were several times at SGDQ 2017 or 2018 (I don't remember which it was) but it was the one where he wore the cappy hat from Mario Odyssey every single day -- when he took it off his hair was always greasy and matted. His hygiene was terrible and I and a few others in my circle noted it when we were around him. Eventually, someone did have a conversation with him about his behavior that trip + hygiene was included.

How did that conversation go? What were the other specific points brought up? If you don't mind my asking.

 

[SaturnView]

Oh god. I’m gonna vomit.

 

[Cap-tan]

(Or it could just be super greasy but I refuse to believe that he goes out with his hair being THAT greasy...)

That's definitely grease.

 

[scotchtape772572]

(Or it could just be super greasy but I refuse to believe that he goes out with his hair being THAT greasy...)

I think you're forgetting the pictures I posted that showed his entire company car covered in his dandruff (and mystery dried stains on the back of the front seat). Yes, he is that greasy

 

[McSneaks]

Yes he's clearly referencing a 15 year old Resident Evil game and not simply hiding his sick anime eye powers so he doesn't get hassled in public. He's in Japan retards he has to lay low

 

[MechanicalHugbox]

He just posted a new picture of him going to the Nintendo theme park on Twitter and this might be one of the most unflattering pictures he has ever taken of himself. There's so much lint and little hairs on his shirt, his shirt is really low quality with his print already coming off (but he's going to the Nintendo park so he had to make sure to wear a Nintendo-themed one), some big food crumb (?) in his beard that anyone who isn't blind would notice and he used way too much hairspray (Or it could just be super greasy but I refuse to believe that he goes out with his hair being THAT greasy...)

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Wow holy shit his Hair is greasy, and this haircut does nothing BUT highlight it. Also how the fuck do you get so much lint on your clothes, I don't even own a lint roller and wear mostly dark shirts, and I've never had that level of shit on my shirts. Even at half that I just attack my shirt with the vacuum cleaner for a minute

 

[Falcon Sebben]

He just posted a new picture of him going to the Nintendo theme park on Twitter and this might be one of the most unflattering pictures he has ever taken of himself. There's so much lint and little hairs on his shirt, his shirt is really low quality with his print already coming off (but he's going to the Nintendo park so he had to make sure to wear a Nintendo-themed one), some big food crumb (?) in his beard that anyone who isn't blind would notice and he used way too much hairspray (Or it could just be super greasy but I refuse to believe that he goes out with his hair being THAT greasy...)

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What is with this faggot and the need to look like an unwashed hobo and have to flash the peace sign every time he takes a selfie in Japan?

It's not cute and he really needs to lose weight and wash his hair.

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

How long is this vacation? I thought it was only a week but he's been there since the 3rd or 4th.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

 

[Staffy]

How long is this vacation? I thought it was only a week but he's been there since the 3rd or 4th.

What if Chibi has been left out or strayed from the travel group out of stupidity or sheer weebness? And he's just wasting away on his own, going where he wants.

 

[Retard Jotaro]

What if Chibi has been left out or strayed from the travel group out of stupidity or sheer weebness? And he's just wasting away on his own, going where he wants.

It'd be funny if they flew back without him and he's stuck there forever

 

[hfuenms83]

I am quite convinced Chibi is not bathing/showering this entire trip due to some reason, hence the extreme grease. It might be his autism that makes him reject bathrooms outside his home (on top of his general laziness and lack of base hygiene standards). Generally though, in my opinion it is save to say that he actively is aiming to “hold out washing just a few more days until he’s back home”.

For certain is the reason not all the stress from the trip and the exciting things he is focusing on. He would have the time to take out 30 mins of his streaming night and let some water stream on his hair and face and maybe even arm pits to relieve his co-travelers.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Oh god. I’m gonna vomit.

Let's fucking gooooooooooooo!

Adam, no!

Adam, please, stop!