What are you guy's thoughts on the new velma series that just dropped?

[FuckYouNigger]

I genuinely want to know. Also, i will necro this thread at any given opprotunity.

 

[boofit]

 

[Fraiser crane]

Somebody who watched daria, who failed to understand daria

 

[Ted's of Beverly Hills]

Pozzed and blacked. What else is there to say, really? It's funny on some level that they made Shaggy a simp - guess the writers wanted to nip any Ultra-Instinct Shaggy edits in the bud, can't have him being more popular than their nagging scold of a protagonist.

 

[Johnny Salami]

Of course it's by a fucking Poo. They hate white people

Spoiler

 

[Table Country]

I don't care.

 

[The Evil Midnight Bomber]

It's a Smörgåsbord of the all the worst kinds of willful subversion you can put into a modern re imagining of a classic show. So it's par for the course.

Spoiler: Bug Sex

The show even has bug fucking! @Chaser663 will love it.



Really looks like Scooby Doo, doesn't it?

 

[Schwarzwald]

I really enjoy the show's twist where it's a 50/50 shot between being a ghost or Klansman as the culprit trying to run Velma out of town. You can almost never tell until the very end. Excellent new spin on a classic formula, really keeps viewers on their toes.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

Really looks like Scooby Doo, doesn't it?

That Brick art, it looks exactly like the one they have available as a GIMP fill brush, or the one in Libre Office.

 

[xXx: State of the Union]

Looks gay as fuck based on the commercial I saw.

No Scooby Doo, so I bet she doesn't even say "Jinkies"

 

[JoshPlz]

lol niggers

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

Looks gay as fuck based on the commercial I saw.

No Scooby Doo, so I bet she doesn't even say "Jinkies"

I saw a clip where she says it, but it's not really the problem. What we really want to hear is "Velma is cancelled" or nothing about the show ever again.

 

[Iron Jaguar]

I'm disappointed with Mindy. Her tv show was actually really funny, so it's a shame to see her going full Woke and I Hate Whitey.

 

[AbduluCthuluZulu]

The show relies so much on faux edgy jokes and lame shock humor that it reminded me of a bad modern family guy episode, all it's missing is the cutaway gags.

 

[Ted's of Beverly Hills]

I'm disappointed with Mindy. Her tv show was actually really funny, so it's a shame to see her going full Woke and I Hate Whitey.

She's a WOC in Hollywood, of course she's a raging libshit.

 

[A-Stump]

I've seen better received Scooby Doo porn parodies

 

[PuddIeduck]

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The last two lines are correct only.

 

[uberzilla]

I think it's time to stop giving shows like this attention.
It has scenes with metacommentary on how it's going to stoke outrage online. That's the only way it can be relevant.

Lefties love it because it destroys something with anti-white rhetoric. Righties love it because it gives them something to make their outrage videos on, especially if they can do it episode by episode for maximum views. Just don't look.

 

[Iron Jaguar]

She's a WOC in Hollywood, of course she's a raging libshit.

I didn't say I was surprised.

I don't even think she really believes it, she's just grifting to get money from the Jews studios.
It's kind of amusing to think she's embracing her Pajeet con artist heritage so well.

 

[Fireman Sam]

I heard some cope that it was made by a transphobe (they're a transphobe because they liked one of J.K Rowling's tweets) who deliberately made it pozzed and so painfully awful just to get it popular to talk about by Youtube Critics and to make people hate media more.
They call it sacrificial media and it would have held merit if they applied that logic to otherwise even average stories and shows that purposely make a character a standout SJWy trope. The Little Mermaid remake and Rings of Power could have fallen under this category with this logic because they flopped so badly. But you don't hear the Twitter troons bitching about how bad they are and that it was intentional. It's actually funny to read their amazing attempts to spin this show as anything but shitty pozzed media. Apparently it's the fault of the transphobes this time.