Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

How long will Chibi's Japan Adventure Last?

  • He's never coming back.

    Votes: 35 12.2%
  • 1 year

    Votes: 26 9.0%
  • 6 months

    Votes: 29 10.1%
  • 3 months

    Votes: 37 12.8%
  • 1 month

    Votes: 14 4.9%
  • The job is a scam.

    Votes: 147 51.0%

  • Total voters
    288
  • Poll closed .
It'd be funny if they flew back without him and he's stuck there forever
This retard can't book a hotel room with 6 months notice down the street from his house, imagine trying to get on on an extended abandoned vacation in a foreign country? Holy shit the tweets
I am quite convinced Chibi is not bathing/showering this entire trip due to some reason, hence the extreme grease. It might be his autism that makes him reject bathrooms outside his home (on top of his general laziness and lack of base hygiene standards). Generally though, in my opinion it is save to say that he actively is aiming to “hold out washing just a few more days until he’s back home”.

For certain is the reason not all the stress from the trip and the exciting things he is focusing on. He would have the time to take out 30 mins of his streaming night and let some water stream on his hair and face and maybe even arm pits to relieve his co-travelers.

Whoa now lets not give the greaser any excuses he can trot out in discord. I've seen literal drooling retards that know how to wash their hands. It's more he's a stunted teenager in arrested development that never learned what actual hygiene practices were because he never had a father to stop him from screaming and bing bing in his room all day. He's never had an actual relationship, he has no friend group to speak of, his coworkers don't want to associate with him, there's literally been no one to take mommys place and light a match by him so he can catch fire and clue in. He thinks he's 15 that's why he talks to teenagers and plays with childrens toys all day, so he thinks putting on a new shirt couple times a week is "cleaning".

He's the king of guy to take Axe showers, except with an almost empty can, and in one place. Any picture at home he looks like a gross mess too, wearing a shitty wig for 2 weeks probably doesn't help.
 
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He just posted a new picture of him going to the Nintendo theme park on Twitter and this might be one of the most unflattering pictures he has ever taken of himself. There's so much lint and little hairs on his shirt, his shirt is really low quality with his print already coming off (but he's going to the Nintendo park so he had to make sure to wear a Nintendo-themed one), some big food crumb (?) in his beard that anyone who isn't blind would notice and he used way too much hairspray (Or it could just be super greasy but I refuse to believe that he goes out with his hair being THAT greasy...)

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God damn, he clearly skipped taking a shower and here is about to walk around for several hours :cryblood:
I pray for the poor souls at this theme park who have to share the space with this walking atom bomb of BO. Let's just hope the staff there will know to clean every chair his swamp ass has parked itself on.
 
Let's fucking gooooooooooooo!
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I am quite convinced Chibi is not bathing/showering this entire trip due to some reason, hence the extreme grease. It might be his autism that makes him reject bathrooms outside his home (on top of his general laziness and lack of base hygiene standards). Generally though, in my opinion it is save to say that he actively is aiming to “hold out washing just a few more days until he’s back home”.

For certain is the reason not all the stress from the trip and the exciting things he is focusing on. He would have the time to take out 30 mins of his streaming night and let some water stream on his hair and face and maybe even arm pits to relieve his co-travelers.
If he went to the onsen then he has no choice but to wash himself before going into it. Not doing so is a major faux pas and would get him ejected from it.

Or maybe he's just too embarrassed to shower in front of other people so never bothered to do so?
 
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It's pathetic and boring to you because you don't know him irl. Y'all get to see how much he whines from a distance, yall don't get to experience how much it impacts him in real life. Trust me, it's next level of enjoying his own self-inflicted torture, especially after he's fucked over so many other people.
I would really prefer if you'd be quiet.
 
Alright people from all over Chibi's life have joined the farms to talk shit about him. Now who do we gotta pay to get his brother over here to start talking shit? Adam already talks shit about him for fucking his chocolate nigress in the shower next to him. It's justified if he joins to vent now
 
None of these people are his friends though.
I guarantee you any friend is just someone who was dumb enough to feel sorry for this retard being alone and let him tag along, typical emotional vampire behaviour.
He probably went to a host club and the girls there tried to seduce him out of his money.
 
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We're gonna see some airing of grievances in Engrish soon.
Nah but for real, these are 100% just strangers he chatted with or something. He's absolutely mistaking strangers being polite with brand new friendships being formed.
The reason why he doesn't shower is because it reminds him of his Chad brother slaying pussy while taking care of his and his girlfriend's hygiene.
I fucking love this narrative where his weird retard brother is some alpha god compared to Chibi just because he has a hot girlfriend that Chibi's jealous of lmao. They could split up eventually and the story would be "she didn't break with him, he broke up with her."
 
Not enough X buttons to press for doubts, if he got friends during the trip they'll surely appear in his photos/streams for twitter material or clout during the past previous days.
Firmly believe that these "friends" will either:

A. Never be mentioned again, because they don't exist, or

B. Be used as imaginary friends to be leveraged for tweets and comments that dab on the haters, "My Japanese friend Hoshi sent me this meme, are you jealous yet Kiwis? 😏", because they don't exist
 
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