DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Sup3r]

To no one's surprise, the interview is off. Apparently, Phil "feels he’s changed" and the interview isn’t needed anymore. It will in turn "just ruin a good thing" if he went through with it. He might consider it again if "things change".

Dipshit forgot why he wanted the interview to begin with. The reason he gave for wanting it was to "clear his name". "Feeling he's changed" (everyone knows you haven't, cut the bullshit) means nothing to that motive, people are still saying everything they did and how the fuck could it "ruin a good thing"?

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You know, people could watch it if you left the original stream up. You know, like every other streamer does?

Someone asked him to play "Cult of the Lamb" tonight and he just went "that game isn't being talked about anymore."

What's this obsession with a game being "talked about"?

I thought you could do whatever you want and your chat would support you!?!

This "obsession" is him relying on the attention games get, hoping he might be able to grab a new whale. Add in his skipping of the vast majority of indie games and it proves that all he cares about is how much attention a game is getting.

 

[LilypaCastsUpper]

rare gift of being able to flap his gums for an hour while saying nothing of substance,

Good post but I disagree with this. Give like 50% of all people a few Irish Coffees, an adderol, or some cocktails and a line of coke and they can do this. Those thousands$ a year to Total Wine (and gourmet Hawaiian coffee) is what is keeping Dave going (yet simultaneously killing him).

People such as Amy Schumer, Sarah Silverman, hell even his comedic inspiration Howard Stern is like that now.

Jimmy Kimmel is the weirdest one to me. He made a career on "The Man Show" making fun of Oprah, and then basically became Oprah. I was thinking maybe "The Man Show" was Stephen Colbert "Daily Show" style satire, but Kimmel's cohost Adam Corolla went down a different path. I dunno, it's confusing to me. But yea, DSP is Karl Malone BlackFace Kimmel level flip-flopper.

 

[Elescondido]

Phil goes with the flow.
If it's OK to say nigger, he is fine saying it. If it's not OK, then he won't.
He is the definition of the NPC.
If there's a need to bend over to faggots, he will do it, as he already did.
What bothers me the most is that he expresses views that go against freedom of speech because it hurts someone's feefees.
...but that's what you get from someone who has zero morals when taking financial advantage of people attached to you to the point that it hurts those people ('member that fan with the bankruptcies?)
That's the reason why it bothers me when people call him nazi or racist, which are baseless.
Phil's a democrat, he would create/join the KKK until it's not the mainstream thing anymore. He will support minorities as long as it's profitable or the trending stance in the current period.
He is an NPC,

Well for starters that is literally not true, Phil is a registered republican.
And all his liberal talk comes from his fear of being cancelled , thats why he flips flops so much back between " the racist stuff i said was wrong " and " the world just became too sensitive and i wish i could say all that stuff again"

And you can see it in other stuff he says like "i wasnt accepted in harvard cause i was white" or "the blm riots turned most of the country in a post apocalypse wasteland"


the only thing he actually regrets is
the sexual stuff cause he now thinks women are gross

In reality phil is apolitical since all his opinions are based on whatever is good for him and whatever he can use as an excuse , for example his belief in climate change exist only for him to use it as an excuse for his own stupidity of removing the ac unit from the wall of his office too early

But while he id apolitical i think aestheticly he thinks of himself as a republican

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

@Don't bullshit us brother 's post brings this change of Youtube's policy changes into attention.

In this video it's somewhat explained:

Spoiler: Partner program

From what I can gather and besides monetization on YT-shorts, Youtube now reserves the right to "charge back or offset such amounts (Partner earnings) against future Partner Earnings payable to you " (capture of that at 1:08 in video above), when a breach of Terms has occured, or anything that violates their monetization policies.

Language is kind of vague and open for exploits, so I'm not sure how it will go. But "in theory", if the above happens in one of his videos, DSP will get a chargeback from Youtube on the video's earned amount, or if cannot be done, future earnings will have that amount substracted.

Unsure if this affects old videos (it should, as it's phrased), and also YT may do. They're also garbage at enforcing their rules, but in the unlikely event everything goes down in flames (to the delight of Twitch), I'll have a glass of orange juice on hand, take out the deck chair and have the sunglasses ready.

Hopefully things get spicy, there's nothing like Youtube/Twitch shooting themselves in the groin.

thats a REALLY shitty policy but also i REALLY hope it happens to phil

Phil is a registered republican.

only because his dad was. phil has no beliefs or values of his own to commit to any political ideology. the only thing he believes in is "fuck you, pay me."

 

[Balr0g]

thats a REALLY shitty policy but also i REALLY hope it happens to phil



only because his dad was. phil has no beliefs or values of his own to commit to any political ideology. the only thing he believes in is "fuck you, pay me."

Imho Phil is very libertarian in terms of money:
"Pay me fuckers!"
"I won't pay anyone especially not the state and my creditors. Suck my ass"

 

[Iron Hamster]

@Don't bullshit us brother 's post brings this change of Youtube's policy changes into attention.

In this video it's somewhat explained:

Spoiler: Partner program

From what I can gather and besides monetization on YT-shorts, Youtube now reserves the right to "charge back or offset such amounts (Partner earnings) against future Partner Earnings payable to you " (capture of that at 1:08 in video above), when a breach of Terms has occured, or anything that violates their monetization policies.

Language is kind of vague and open for exploits, so I'm not sure how it will go. But "in theory", if the above happens in one of his videos, DSP will get a chargeback from Youtube on the video's earned amount, or if cannot be done, future earnings will have that amount substracted.

Unsure if this affects old videos (it should, as it's phrased), and also YT may do. They're also garbage at enforcing their rules, but in the unlikely event everything goes down in flames (to the delight of Twitch), I'll have a glass of orange juice on hand, take out the deck chair and have the sunglasses ready.

Hopefully things get spicy, there's nothing like Youtube/Twitch shooting themselves in the groin.

I fully expect him to make up false youtube chargebacks to drain the dent's wallets.

Did Jim really drop the N bomb twelve times in a response to DSP? He says he "checked out his response" but he also says there was no direct contact? Is he telling ridiculous lies about Jim because he has heard he's about to die, because that's seriously fucked up. There's no way in hell he doesn't know he's pronouncing the name wrong either. Phil thinks he can get away with slandering Jim because he's a "bad guy" and he sees himself as a "good guy" or something.

He can't fucking wait to shit all over Metokur when he passes. He berated a viewer just for stating a fact. He's pissed Jim isn't dead yet.

 

[LieLieFyre]

Has Phil been paying his taxes? I haven't heard of him begging for tax money lately. Would be funny if he was avoiding paying them saying he has no money though.
"Guys i have some bad news. It seems i owe something like a million in back taxes okay. So we gotta come up with that somehow in 3 months. Do you want me to go to jail? NO! You don't okay. Me going to jail would mean no free youtube khantent for YOU! Now I had one of my viewers make this video that shows how to make home made wallets. I need EACH AND EVERYONE of you to make about 500 of these a day and sell them as well. ALL of the money you make from this has to go to me, REE okay?"

 

[Negative Toxic Loser]

Has Phil been paying his taxes? I haven't heard of him begging for tax money lately. Would be funny if he was avoiding paying them saying he has no money though.
"Guys i have some bad news. It seems i owe something like a million in back taxes okay. So we gotta come up with that somehow in 3 months. Do you want me to go to jail? NO! You don't okay. Me going to jail would mean no free youtube khantent for YOU! Now I had one of my viewers make this video that shows how to make home made wallets. I need EACH AND EVERYONE of you to make about 500 of these a day and sell them as well. ALL of the money you make from this has to go to me, REE okay?"

Bank leaks showed him paying his back taxes, if he is paying his current taxes and not just trying to put them on the payment plan is anyones guess.

 

[Fact Me Till I Fart]

Has Phil been paying his taxes? I haven't heard of him begging for tax money lately. Would be funny if he was avoiding paying them saying he has no money though.
"Guys i have some bad news. It seems i owe something like a million in back taxes okay. So we gotta come up with that somehow in 3 months. Do you want me to go to jail? NO! You don't okay. Me going to jail would mean no free youtube khantent for YOU! Now I had one of my viewers make this video that shows how to make home made wallets. I need EACH AND EVERYONE of you to make about 500 of these a day and sell them as well. ALL of the money you make from this has to go to me, REE okay?"

It's possible paying but as the complete tard he is, just scrapes the bare minimum to "get by"

He obviously speaks to lawyers or even in the past to get him to pay min. payment plans, other than that I also find it a bit quiet in that front

 

[Iron Hamster]

wwe spending kinda debunks paying his taxes when actually due.

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

Phil's a democrat

Lol

 

[We Are The Witches]

thats a REALLY shitty policy but also i REALLY hope it happens to phil

The policy would make sense when clear cases of fraud by the creator have been demonstrated, for example. But this only begins to work if the platform has at least decent customer support/staff to talk to (better communication and more transparency), and if their AI/algorithms weren't as faulty as a drunk, lobotomized lemur.

Their inappropriate language policy is also something else.

Spoiler: bitch/shit/asshole/d*ck/f-word profanities

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As fun trivia, the word made it to a support Google page:

 

[Crooked 16th]

Speaking of, have you guys seen this gem from the prestream slide?
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Whoever made this posted it without all of Phil's watermarks in the GDQ threads on /v/ so I wouldn't be shocked if OIC is now making garbage for him.

 

[detractorzer0]

"Why would I wanna be interviewed by somebody
who literally doesn't give you their undivided attention?"

Phil is a prideful pig. If the interviewer isn't focused completely on him then he feels like the person is not respecting him. I believe he is also astonished by the fact that some people (read most people) can talk and play video games at the same time. He gets distracted by chat talking about weird topics so badly that he can't play games (or so he says). So much so that he raged at them numerous times because they weren't talking about the game he was playing right that moment. The man probably can't piss and breathe at the same time. Honestly, a more casual environment like that would be preferable for Phil.

 

[Balr0g]

The policy would make sense when clear cases of fraud by the creator have been demonstrated, for example. But this only begins to work if the platform has at least decent customer support/staff to talk to (better communication and more transparency), and if their AI/algorithms weren't as faulty as a drunk, lobotomized lemur.

Their inappropriate language policy is also something else.

Spoiler: bitch/shit/asshole/d*ck/f-word profanities

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As fun trivia, the word made it to a support Google page:
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If it happened to Phil wouldn't that be a repeat of that time when Google suspended his AdSense account? When that happened all those years ago Google didn't pay him for the ad clicks he generated up until this point. If that happened again the authors of this saga surely love to use old scripts. What's next? Dead Space 4 on Blop.tv?

 

[Iron Hamster]

Whoever made this posted it without all of Phil's watermarks in the GDQ threads on /v/ so I wouldn't be shocked if OIC is now making garbage for him.

'watermarks' meaning tears running down his face right?

 

[00R-Gundam]

Speaking of, have you guys seen this gem from the prestream slide?
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Love how it goes from fat Polski man to bloated corpse to fat Italiano man to bloated corpse again

You can see the receding hair line in real time.

Whoever submit it this must be trolling. Bro he looks dead inside in each itineration. In the second one he looks like hes disgusted and in the fourth one he looks miserable. You would think to smile or atleast show some happiness since this is "something he loves doing" instead you can see how with time he just looks more uncaring and emotionless, but remember we are jealous of his best life.

lastly ill do a quick description each itineration based on my perspective from left to right:
Young Phil: Had hopes of making it big and showed some excitement to an extent.
Dsp Leanna Ver.: Was happy and had a maid who craved dick but he never delivered
SingleSidePhil: Lonely, didn't had a maid, drank to sink his woes, but the woes knew how to swim
Dsp Horse Ver: Living his best life with a fat horse that is a potato and plays skyrim

 

[Inafune Fanfiction]

Bro he looks dead inside in each itineration.

That is because this is a habit for phil. Not a "JAHB" or a "Hobby".

 

[Tears for T]

Insert cuck here, please, die.
Peak soy, peak fag, peak Dave.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

In the middle of trying to hype his lame ass super bowl event he said "Do I care about sports? No!" Never change Phil.