Linus Gabriel Sebastian & Linus Media Group / Linus Tech Tips - Narcissistic corporate shill YouTuber driving his media empire into the ground. KILL COUNT: 2

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Linus simps ruin everything.

MCM just made a 15th anniversary special showing BTS stuff, including the file server that Marty built himself from the ground up. Of course there are fucktards in the comments that reckon Daddy Linus should build a server for MCM; this is just a tiny sample.

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BTW I think Marty did a great job with the server.

No.
Keep that Canadian cuck away from MCM.
 
I just realized I've only watched two of the channel's videos over the past two weeks, the AMD non-X stuff and the disliked videos episode. And they're seriously scraping the barrel right now, today's video is about dumb PC cases, yesterday's was clear bait about a bootleg Xbox (as in 1st gen Xbox). There wasn't even anything of interest in the WAN show since Luke couldn't talk because of oral surgery, the only thing I found weird was he talked about voice assist calling through your phone sync doesn't work, and he still has his wife under "Yvonne Ho" instead of "wife"
 
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Dunno how a team could thumbnail and title that without feeling awkward enough to not post it.
 
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Thank you Linus. This is very appropriate for your audience of mainly children and young men. We're already scraping the bottom of the barrel here but come on.
He's done pictures where he's posed in nothing but his underwear before, which means it's only a matter of time until we get a Linus Sex Pest saga.
 
>The 5 Most WEIRD PC Cases
That sounds fucking weirdly worded to me, even "The 5 WEIRDEST PC Cases" would be a far better title
The title will probably be changed to "The 5 WEIRDEST PC Cases" in the next day or so. This is a common trick used by professional YouTubers to get The Algorithm to updoot their videos a second time shortly after release.
He's done pictures where he's posed in nothing but his underwear before, which means it's only a matter of time until we get a Linus Sex Pest saga.
Linus Sex Tips? Can't wait to see him shilling for Balldo.
 
Nah, he'll save those for the LTT-branded dildos.
I can already see Anthony starring in this clip.
"We've tried dozens of dildos and they were all less than satisfactory, so we've decided to make our own. The LTT Balldo will launch in 3 years even though we'll shill it in every video starting now, the package will include 8 different size knot attachments, fully programmable RGB, and there will be a limited time 'Black Shaft' edition available to early comers. *whispers* Elteeteestore dot com!"
 
Thank you Linus. This is very appropriate for your audience of mainly children and young men. We're already scraping the bottom of the barrel here but come on.
Ok this might reveal something about me that's TMI but how is Linus so... hairless? Is it low T? Genetics? An aggressive shaving ritual? Is this normal and I'm actually a hairy monstrosity?
 
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Ok this might reveal something about me that's TMI but how is Linus so... hairless? Is it low T? Genetics? An aggressive shaving ritual? Is this normal and I'm actually a hairy monstrosity?
It's normal. Hair thickness and density is genetically dependent. It can be affected by testosterone, but it isn't primarily dependent on it.
 
On a recent WAN Show (it might be two weeks ago) he says he does get it removed IIRC via electrolysis because he doesn't like having a hairy chest and stomach. He then talked about how it hurts the first time compared to later as long as you maintain a regular schedule of removal.

The bad english for the title has to be an issue of too many foreigners in the production pipeline screwing things up. And I know they already changed the title because I saw it earlier yesterday being titled something like "did/would you build a PC in this case???" LTT's constant title change is so annoying I wish Youtube would remove the option completely, stop being faggots trying to bum the system even more.
 
On a recent WAN Show (it might be two weeks ago) he says he does get it removed IIRC via electrolysis because he doesn't like having a hairy chest and stomach. He then talked about how it hurts the first time compared to later as long as you maintain a regular schedule of removal.

The bad english for the title has to be an issue of too many foreigners in the production pipeline screwing things up. And I know they already changed the title because I saw it earlier yesterday being titled something like "did/would you build a PC in this case???" LTT's constant title change is so annoying I wish Youtube would remove the option completely, stop being faggots trying to bum the system even more.
Ok now that's weird. It just plays more into how Soy the man has become. And title changes are annoying in general as well, and if he's outsourced even that to foreigners, he is truly in the cuck shed. If I was making videos, I'd at least want to name the damn things.
 
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