F.A.Qs about Jail, State Hospital, and Court

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Ophelia said:
Judges basically can’t order someone to never use the internet again, especially if their crime had nothing to do with the internet.
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It's actually unconstitutional to do that automatically under current case law. Generally an Internet ban would have to be narrowly tailored to whatever compelling penological purpose it served.
 
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admiral said:
Yeah becausen the jail system is famously a place which makes people more well adjusted
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With Chris though, even basic things like getting up at the same time every day, going to sleep at the time, eating at certain times, showering every day, wearing clean clothes, etc... would be a step up.
A Grey Cat said:
My theory is praetor told him people are posting replies online and he's specifically told most of those who he writes too to not do that. Once word of this got to him he decided to stop writing and is only writing to Preator since they're the only ones who's selling his jail art and may have said they'll totally pay him back pay when he gets out.
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This is what I'm thinking too. They really wooed Chris with their "symposium" and kissing his ass with making it seem so professional to Chris, not to mention the colored hair vaginas that are part of that group. Not only that, they get him money for his art where Chris doesn't have to do anything. I wonder how much money they're taking Chris for and he doesn't even know.
 
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Tennis-Ball-Tony said:
This is what I'm thinking too. They really wooed Chris with their "symposium" and kissing his ass with making it seem so professional to Chris, not to mention the colored hair vaginas that are part of that group. Not only that, they get him money for his art where Chris doesn't have to do anything. I wonder how much money they're taking Chris for and he doesn't even know.
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to be a bit pedantic when Chris told not to post the letters, they never posted the actual letter iirc, just a summary (But it's not like Praetor would explain that nuance nor would Chris probably care).
It's interesting how successful Praetor has been at controlling Chris, I wonder if some new group will emerge using the same strategy once they're deposed.
 
Jon Osterman said:
It's interesting how successful Praetor has been at controlling Chris, I wonder if some new group will emerge using the same strategy once they're deposed.
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The endless cycle could be the rest of his life.
 
boixosnois said:
Sorry, is there a thread for the ween redditor jail visit? Just saw it on the CWCki
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No, can a mod please make a thread titled Da Update for general Chris updates?

January 2023 jail visit - CWCki

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A ween/redditor has claimed to have visited Chris in jail. Apparently Chris is the thinnest he has been since high school and his hair is grey.
 
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Teknorat said:
A ween/redditor has claimed to have visited Chris in jail. Apparently Chris is the thinnest he has been since high school and his hair is grey.
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Ultra instinct Chris

Jokes aside though could this be mistreatment by the jail or is it fake and gay
 
I checked out the ween's reddit profile and
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Fake? Maybe. Gay? Absolutely. Just another faggot trying to gain clout on the internet.
 
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I 100% believe he lost a ton of weight. The last jailhouse picture already showed him getting thinner. (He doesn't have access to constant junk food or soda anymore. A lot of jailhouse/prison food is designed to be bare minimum sustenance.)

As for grey hair, it also can happen due to stress. I have no doubt Chris is under a ton in prison as both the guards and his fellow inmates won't put up with his shit. Plus he no longer has access to all his toys/games and can't escape into them anymore.
 
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Can't believe I'm about to compare Chris Chan to Brenton Tarrant. But the same thing happened to him. Except where Chris lost a shit load of fat and his hair is turning grey, Brenton's muscles withered away and his skin condition dropped by quite a bit. Both are also prohibited from using recreational and exercise facilities. I'm willing to bet both of them are being fed minimal portions, and the food itself is extremely unhealthy processed goyslop full of seed oil and soy.

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Not sure if possible to prove with certainty this is legit but at the same time, the ween isn't making remarkable insights either. He's not eating McDonalds, he has no toys so he's stressed, and the nurses are probably shoving 500mg of Thorazine every time he talks about some weird electric hedgehog Pokemon he claims to see in the room.
 
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