Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

How long will Chibi's Japan Adventure Last?

  • He's never coming back.

    Votes: 35 12.2%
  • 1 year

    Votes: 26 9.0%
  • 6 months

    Votes: 29 10.1%
  • 3 months

    Votes: 37 12.8%
  • 1 month

    Votes: 14 4.9%
  • The job is a scam.

    Votes: 147 51.0%

  • Total voters
    288
  • Poll closed .
I fucking love this narrative where his weird retard brother is some alpha god compared to Chibi just because he has a hot girlfriend that Chibi's jealous of lmao. They could split up eventually and the story would be "she didn't break with him, he broke up with her."
You know Chibi is constantly thinking "How did this retard get a girlfriend?" But just wont let it slip because of how progressive he is. Imagine your less mentally developed brother living a more fullfilling, less cringefilled life than you. No wonder Chibi dodged Thanksgiving
 
None of these people are his friends though.
I guarantee you any friend is just someone who was dumb enough to feel sorry for this retard being alone and let him tag along, typical emotional vampire behaviour.
This,

Chibi met random strangers and asked for follows or maybe he got himself invited to some Japanese Discord server. These friends are worth as much as my 1500 LinkedIn connections.

I wonder how much longer this trip is. Did anyone look into what kind of tours like this are offered in the US that one would get into on very short notice (it didn’t seem like this trip was planned ahead, rather as if it got plugged to him through some Facebook ad and he bit)? As he is using some kind of travel agency/ commercial tourist trip, there must be information on length and destinations somewhere.

I’m just all excited for his return and the inbound dopamine downward spiral he will inevitably be hitting. He might be announcing a Japanese Studying Arc or maybe even a Move to Japan to become a Game Designer at Nintendo Arc to pull himself out of this hole, and it will be glorious to witness.
 
He just ranted on racism in AA games because some slut posted about it on twitter. Good thing to be posting while enjoying your trip to japan.
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He just posted a new picture of him going to the Nintendo theme park on Twitter and this might be one of the most unflattering pictures he has ever taken of himself. There's so much lint and little hairs on his shirt, his shirt is really low quality with his print already coming off (but he's going to the Nintendo park so he had to make sure to wear a Nintendo-themed one), some big food crumb (?) in his beard that anyone who isn't blind would notice and he used way too much hairspray (Or it could just be super greasy but I refuse to believe that he goes out with his hair being THAT greasy...)

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I can't tell if it's just the grease clumping it together, but I think he might be cutting his own hair. It looks like it's been cut in a perfectly straight line with no blending, which no hairdresser would do (unless they hate Chibi as much as everyone else and wanted to dab on him).
We're gonna see some airing of grievances in Engrish soon.
Nah but for real, these are 100% just strangers he chatted with or something. He's absolutely mistaking strangers being polite with brand new friendships being formed.
What is the etiquette on starting conversations with strangers in Japan? Either way I think you're right, he's probably sidling up to people on the subway who are playing games and trying to tell them he's actually a Pretty Big Deal™ speedrunner back home, while the hapless victim channels their inner Caveman.
 
He just ranted on racism in AA games because some slut posted about it on twitter. Good thing to be posting while enjoying your trip to japan.
I haven't played the game, so let me get this straight. These characters are serial murderers, but it's that they're portrayed as racists that makes them bad men? And the developers are evil because they made a game where it's literally your job to send racists to prison, because platforming (fictional) racists is bad?

Edit: Oh, it's an ancient game. Never mind then. Of course it's going to be "racist" if it was made before commies discovered Twitter.
 
What is the etiquette on starting conversations with strangers in Japan? Either way I think you're right, he's probably sidling up to people on the subway who are playing games and trying to tell them he's actually a Pretty Big Deal™ speedrunner back home, while the hapless victim channels their inner Caveman.
Japanese, especially in the bigger cities, are extremely reserved. Basically nobody except for some old people will chat up strangers. I can only imagine the look of terror in some random Japanese person's face as Chibi tries to make conversation with them.
 
Well it's nice for him to admit he doesn't have friends. But yeah he's mistaking Japanese politeness with "friends" which is one part cultural differences and one part Chibi being a complete and utter autist.

None of these "friends" of his will remember who he is the moment he leaves their sight.

He probably went to a host club and the girls there tried to seduce him out of his money.
Hostess club. But I doubt they'd let him in. He's more the type to get scammed by some Nigerian who offers him a special ticket to a private club. He goes there and has two drinks while pretty women fawn all over him and then he's hit with a bill for $500.
 
Hostess club. But I doubt they'd let him in. He's more the type to get scammed by some Nigerian who offers him a special ticket to a private club. He goes there and has two drinks while pretty women fawn all over him and then he's hit with a bill for $500.

Ah, the classic "pay for our drinks?" For the pretty lady when they really mean pay for their group a table away and place the bill on you.

I can't wait for Chibi's In the Miso Soup arc

Are we talking about how one prisoner escaped by spitting back his miso soup on his window bars to break fee?
 
Hostess club. But I doubt they'd let him in. He's more the type to get scammed by some Nigerian who offers him a special ticket to a private club. He goes there and has two drinks while pretty women fawn all over him and then he's hit with a bill for $500.

Ah, the classic "pay for our drinks?" For the pretty lady when they really mean pay for their group a table away and place the bill on you.

I can't wait for Chibi's In the Miso Soup arc

Are we talking about how one prisoner escaped by spitting back his miso soup on his window bars to break fee?
 
What is with this faggot and the need to look like an unwashed hobo and have to flash the peace sign every time he takes a selfie in Japan?

It's not cute and he really needs to lose weight and wash his hair.
I believe (might be wrong though) the "peace sign" in japan is more Churchhill's "Victory" sign... Atleast that makes more sense.
 
I believe (might be wrong though) the "peace sign" in japan is more Churchhill's "Victory" sign... Atleast that makes more sense.
Same difference. It's something that started after WWII where the Japanese would see American GIs flashing the sign when having their picture taken and the Japanese adopted it to the point where young people do it all the time when having their pictures taken. Whether it means Victory, Peace or flip it around and it means "fuck you" it's still retarded that he's doing it in every picture in Japan.

Ah, the classic "pay for our drinks?" For the pretty lady when they really mean pay for their group a table away and place the bill on you.
Most likely. But those places also don't show the drink prices and they'll scare the people into overpaying for drinks by threatening them with bodily harm. It's illegal but they're counting on the police not understanding English and the cops being kinda racist and automatically siding with a Japanese national.
 
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