Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

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"sorry I offended you. [OBJ]" needs to be a random.txt.

I'll give Jack that those sandwiches were absolutely pathetic, but since I'm a normal, decent human being, I'd probably be like, "wow, these fucking suck. Guess we're out of thirty bucks," and then just. Not come back. Panera likes to market itself as "upscale," but it's still essentially fast food. Fatty goes into every garbage chain restaurant and expects these poverty level wage slaves to give a single fuck about if the food they're slinging looks like the ad photos.
It's what I'd expect at Panera bread in terms of sandwiches. They're not going to put that much on it because, let's face it, their whole shtick is "bread". I mean you want a sandwich? Find a good Italian deli and you'll get a great sandwich there. Big old piece of breaded veal, tomato sauce, peppers, onions some cheese... now I want an Italian sandwich.
 
A lot of people think it's actually Jr or possibly one of Jagoff's fag friends that he has massive gay buttsex with. Jagoff Salfatty uses speech to text because of his gimp arm but really it's because he's a lazy fuck.

This is too clear and coherent for his mushbrained ways so it's either somebody close to him that actually likes him or it's a Trolly McTrollerson who thinks he's being clever. After all nobody is proud to follow that massive faggot.
Yeah, I've seen this cunt lurking about before, I remember their antics. Deffo agree it's not Jack as it's too cogent.
 
We've got another Jack reaction video. He offers to teach Jack how to cook for free. It'd probably make for a good video but we know Jack would never do it.
I'm terrible at gleaning people's health from a distance, but is it just me or does Jack's voice sound like he's dying? He sounds like he just finished a round of chemo.
 
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I'm terrible at gleaning people's health from a distance, but is it just me or does Jack's voice sound like he's dying? He sounds like he just finished a round of chemo.

Maybe he has the coof/other sickness. He isn’t a responsible person and most def doesn’t care about his health. Doubt he is vaccinated or up to date with them.
 
I'm terrible at gleaning people's health from a distance, but is it just me or does Jack's voice sound like he's dying? He sounds like he just finished a round of chemo.
Jack has lived a life of unchecked gluttony and brushing off multiple health concerns and scares as if they were nothing. When your body is trying its damnest to give you every warning sign in the book that its on its last legs and you decide to ignore it so you can shove a meat mountain in your mouth sideways like Jack does you too would sound and look like death is right around the corner.
 
Another home run recipe by the Cooking with Jack show.

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Another home run recipe by the Cooking with Jack show.

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Oh fuck this faggot sideways with a chainsaw. He did not say that his chili chicken came out "perfect". I absolutely adore chili chicken. It's one Hakka recipe that I have learned to make because it's so awesome. That looks like shit. And you can see the pieces are overdone.

Also that sauce he made is going to taste like ass because he uses fake soy sauce.
 
It's what I'd expect at Panera bread in terms of sandwiches. They're not going to put that much on it because, let's face it, their whole shtick is "bread".
Also it's a baguette. You can't really make a loaded dagwood style sandwich with a baguette, it would just fall apart.
I'm terrible at gleaning people's health from a distance, but is it just me or does Jack's voice sound like he's dying? He sounds like he just finished a round of chemo.
That's from 2021.
 
Over 15 years of Youtube cooking channel and he still burns his food.
It's either overdone or underdone.

Like in Chef Tsao's video on the buttermilk chicken. Jagoff cooks it only for an hour meanwhile something like that would need to cook for at least 1 1/2 hours at 350 and you'd want to take the temperature of the chicken before deciding it's done. That chicken was still undercooked but we all know Jagoff Scalfatty likes his chicken raw.

So that chili chicken? It's going to be overdone outside and underdone inside because his oil was too hot.
 
It was beyond undercooked and a literal retard could have seen it, it was literally spurting bright red blood.
What Jack should have done was to delete that entire footage and never release it and maybe try again, but probably because Jack was too lazy to do it again, we have that infamous video. And to top that off, Jack's advice how to fix it was "5 minutes in the microwave and it's good." Maybe just keep it in the still warm oven for that 5 minutes, eh Jack?
 
Maybe just keep it in the still warm oven for that 5 minutes, eh Jack?
Or maybe read a recipe some time and follow it. I mean I have a few staple dishes I always make and don't look at a recipe because it's already in my head but in general, I like to have something to refer to to make sure I'm not completely fucking it up. I don't just wing it when I blew good money on food and want to eat it because I'm hungry.

Jack is so fucking entitled, he routinely completely fucks up food so badly he might as well just be throwing it in the garbage, and completely shamelessly, this incompetent fuck actually airs turning perfectly good food into garbage as if it's a "cooking show" instead of what it really is, which is "turning perfectly good food into garbage" show.

Some day archaeologists will be amazed there was a culture that allowed a worthless pig like Jackoff to behave like this.
 
I didn't expect to see another repost of that disastrous Nepal plane crash aftermath.
This makes me feel sad and kind of mad, because those poor people wanted only to live only to see death coming and be unable to do anything about it, meanwhile this fat asshole shows nothing but contempt and ingratitude while living an unhappy life.
 
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