"sorry I offended you. [OBJ]" needs to be a random.txt.
I'll give Jack that those sandwiches were absolutely pathetic, but since I'm a normal, decent human being, I'd probably be like, "wow, these fucking suck. Guess we're out of thirty bucks," and then just. Not come back. Panera likes to market itself as "upscale," but it's still essentially fast food. Fatty goes into every garbage chain restaurant and expects these poverty level wage slaves to give a single fuck about if the food they're slinging looks like the ad photos.