Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[FinnSven]

Out of all of the lolcows I follow at least, Fatrick is the best at trolling and fucking things up for himself.
He even edges out Ethan Ralph on these things, as Ralph is just classic white trash, so his fuck ups don’t make his life especially worse, just what you expect.

So don’t fuck with him or his cronies. There are many more days of reckoning to come.

I wonder if Niki knew about these threats? I doubt Fatrick would have told her.

 

[Mikoyan]

No baby child stalker I did not threaten to murder my own baby child

Pat was the true baby child stalker all along.

 

[Plaintiff is fat]

agree to disagree

https://twitter.com/stealthygeek/status/1018290917516742658

Patrick in a podcast talking about his plans to commit infanticide like it's hilarious:

 

[I'mThePatMan!]

ONE!

TWO!!

THREE!!!

Edit: nevermind, fucking FOUR!!!
Do you know what day it is??? That's right!
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Pat's OFFICIAL NATIONAL SEETHING DAY!!!


.... There's only one thing I can say:
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...fine, two:

Spoiler

FAAAAAAT!!

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Edit 2: FIVE!

Jesus Christ, people for God's sake, stop! If I get any more erect today I'm gonna get a gangrene and I'll lose my faucet penis.

And in addition to all that now we have documented proof he fantasized about murdering his daughter.

And we're still in fucking January...

 

[Ophelia]

Good start, Pat! Keep it going and you’ve got Lolcow of the Year in the bag!

But seriously what the fuck. Fantasizing about killing your own child is next level sick. Even a person with a normal bmi would be a monster for doing this.

(Pat is by far my favorite cow right now. Maybe ever)

 

[lolwatagain]

Now we have documented proof he fantasied about murdering his daughter.

And we're still in fucking January...

Maybe this was the moment that Pepperoni Pat awakened to his true calling.

 

[Ira the Weatherman]

I've said it before but in a just world he would've been tossed away in a padded cell for the rest of his days years ago. That would've been a kinder fate for all parties involved than allowing him to walk around and play pretend at being a functional human being while he harms everyone and everything around him in a huge retarded spectacle, which is now entering its climax.

People have joked that a halfhovel murder-suicide would be the logical conclusion of the Fatrick saga, but given what we've learned from this latest bombshell, it now starts to seem like a more disturbingly real possibility.

 

[keytar]

inb4 Pat goes from Dramacow to Cultcow to Horrorcow in the span of 1 day

ETA I'm not convinced this isn't a wind-up but if it's real then wow

 

[Mikoyan]

inb4 Pat goes from Dramacow to Cultcow to Horrorcow in the span of 1 day

...to Retired.

 

[Mr Moonface]

 

[Chan the Wizard]

That's really fucked up. It's almost as bad as texting someone as The Lizard King or Chewbacca.

 

[bile demon]

8/10/2011- Patrick S. Tomlinson was arrested for threatening to murder his (soon-to-be) ex-wife and his unborn child.

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No child, you don't get to live. And no child, your mother doesn't get to live either.

 

[dankogrg2]

JESUS CHRIST!

I was sure he'd threatened Jon, and maybe even Adrienne... but to threaten his fucking baby? You know: "the life growing in her womb"??

Jesus what a hypocrite, Pat. You're a lost cause. Fuck you.

Please don't use f word with the Lord's name

 

[Ira the Weatherman]

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At least he's still as witty as ever.

 

[Bunny Tracks]

What's even worse is that he specifically says he fantasizes about killing the baby when he's done killing his wife, and not just dropping her off at a safe haven like a hospital, or fire station where you can do that anonymously, and with zero questions asked. It's also common knowledge, and perfectly legal in all fifty states too, so Fat doesn't have that excuse either.

He specifically wanted Annabelle to be born just so he can kill her. Even in his fantasies he's that vile of a fucking person. No wonder the judge told him to stay the fuck away.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

I wake up from a nap and I find out that he threatened to kill his daughter. Never thought that he could go lower, but here we are. The judge made the right decision to keep this piece of shit out of his daughter's life.

 

[I'mma real anime gurl]

Can we say that a literal white trash rage pig is better than Fatrick just because he didn't threaten his baby.

Edit: Fixing a mistake

 

[Juhlonduss]

The IRS is a aluminium slide to the frozen lake in the 9th circle of hell where all traitors go.

Wait, wait, wait... aluminium? Josh is secretly bri*ish. The horror!

 

[MavisBeaconTeachesSnipin]

8/10/2011- Patrick S. Tomlinson was arrested for threatening to murder his (soon-to-be) ex-wife and his unborn child.

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holy fucking shit.

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he looks like an absolute psychopath responding to that tweet like it's nothing.
I mean he is a psychopath. but he really looks like one now too.

 

[ThatsMyDog]

What a fat piece of shit.