DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
PoP brought it up but apparently, Slayer caused a dip in Phil's income thanks to Patreon somehow. I'm amazed Phil is too retarded with his own private reacts though and bitches about how long they can be because he doesn't just watch and commentate like any normal person would. Of course, his lack of time management is the viewer's fault, not his.
If he wasn't so dumb he could actually fold it into his 'podcast' and save some time. Actually expanding on that (I hope I don't give him ideas, but this would actually take a modicum of effort to setup, so he would never do it) he could set up a 'pay-per-view' viewer's choice react system where the dents pay X amount of money per Y seconds of a submitted video for him to watch/react to live on stream and help him to further distance himself from his most hated of activities - playing videogames.
 
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Normally I wouldn't be bothering with this, but due to potential blatant BS misinformation I might as well post.

There's some drama between Doody and the Pastor Miller (another detractor), seems like Doody is claiming the Pastor sent DSP a superchat, but according to Piece's chatlogs that might be a blatant lie.
You can check it in the "Everyday Detractor Videos" thread and judge for yourself, get your own conclusions.

Seeing the comments in his new video with a bunch of people taking his word for it made me say "hey, why not bring this into attention".
 
Normally I wouldn't be bothering with this, but due to potential blatant BS misinformation I might as well post.

There's some drama between Doody and the Pastor Miller (another detractor), seems like Doody is claiming the Pastor sent DSP a superchat, but according to Piece's chatlogs that might be a blatant lie.
You can check it in the "Everyday Detractor Videos" thread and judge for yourself, get your own conclusions.

Seeing the comments in his new video with a bunch of people taking his word for it made me say "hey, why not bring this into attention".
Since i keep getting suggested his videos I saw that he made that video about Pastor whatshisname. Seemed pretty fucking autistic to me so I didn't bother even checking to see what the gripe was.

Even if he gave DSP a tip...who gives a shit? At least he isn't selling t-shirts that say "DSP Get a Job."
 
Normally I wouldn't be bothering with this, but due to potential blatant BS misinformation I might as well post.

There's some drama between Doody and the Pastor Miller (another detractor), seems like Doody is claiming the Pastor sent DSP a superchat, but according to Piece's chatlogs that might be a blatant lie.
You can check it in the "Everyday Detractor Videos" thread and judge for yourself, get your own conclusions.

Seeing the comments in his new video with a bunch of people taking his word for it made me say "hey, why not bring this into attention".
That's not surprising.

Doody making shit up and being a faggot is his modus operandi.
 
Normally I wouldn't be bothering with this, but due to potential blatant BS misinformation I might as well post.

There's some drama between Doody and the Pastor Miller (another detractor), seems like Doody is claiming the Pastor sent DSP a superchat, but according to Piece's chatlogs that might be a blatant lie.
You can check it in the "Everyday Detractor Videos" thread and judge for yourself, get your own conclusions.

Seeing the comments in his new video with a bunch of people taking his word for it made me say "hey, why not bring this into attention".

Now this could be a fake retard trying to stir the pot with this superchat, but he did shout it out.
 
The lockpick system in Oblivion sucked but he should have gotten it down after about five tries, it's not rocket science.

To anyone thinking the IRS is gonna go after Phil, keep dreaming. The IRS is super behind, can't keep employees and possibly will have their budget slashed.

They have containers full of returns from last year that are still being processed. The average starting salary for an IRS employee is the same as working at a 7-11 in a major city.

Finally, Phil has probably been reported so many times by retards to the IRS that they basically ignore reports on him at this point.
In reality Phil could just get the alteration unlock spells but he seems to not be investing into INT at all from what I saw. Hope that 5 plus in personality works well for ya dave. Ack ack.
 
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Not only did DSP shit all over XQC in that vid, warranted or not but the video is 3 years fucking old lol, let's see Phil Burnells setup 3 years ago.
I really doubt its any better.

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I have no clue who xqc is, but Dave's react to his reaction really show how fucking retarded and pitiful he is. "Dood, he is eating like a slob on steam, look at it"
Dave is beyond saving.

"250,000 people watch this guy eat chips?"

He didn't even describe how they tasted. Or spend an hour eating half of them. What the fuck. What kind content is this. Where's the pho? He fusion? Chips? Cheap ass chips? You can't just eat chips on your day off and tell us about it? If your not gonna feast like a king™️. Why even eat the chips? There's no effort here. See guys when I do it, it's unique and special, and don't see how assholes like this get views and views and views and views$$$ for eating chips but nobody wants to hear me slurp down fucking goop and chicken carcasses? Fucking sellouts of course it's a big brand chip.


U know he just salty his 100$ meals equate to like 400 views and he barley breaks even on his beg events because of it.
 
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Not only did DSP shit all over XQC in that vid, warranted or not but the video is 3 years fucking old lol, let's see Phil Burnells setup 3 years ago.
I really doubt its any better.

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Also the stuff he highlighted, like how the camera doesn't have a border (who gives a fuck) and the chat is on the screen (better replay quality, also Phil can't have that though because da trolls. XQC allows people to talk all kinds of shit in his chat, Phil can't allow that though). And then there was all the shit he was talking throughout the rest of the video. The funniest part is DSP, on "level one", is looking at a "level 100" streamer, what he longs for the most, but he hates everything about what that entails.
 
Also the stuff he highlighted, like how the camera doesn't have a border (who gives a fuck) and the chat is on the screen (better replay quality, also Phil can't have that though because da trolls. XQC allows people to talk all kinds of shit in his chat, Phil can't allow that though). And then there was all the shit he was talking throughout the rest of the video. The funniest part is DSP, on "level one", is looking at a "level 100" streamer, what he longs for the most, but he hates everything about what that entails.
Pretty much, I stopped watching the big streamers years ago at this point but I always thought having elaborate overlays and the borders around the cam and shit to be annoying fluff at best.
It really doesn't add anything to the stream or experience other than just taking up space.
And regarding the chat thing, most big streamers don't even have their chat on the screen, it's their editor that put it there, which is requested by the audience to see the chats reaction to whatever is being talked about on screen. DSP once again showing just how out of depth he is with these things lol

My personal favorite thing about the Bill Nye part is that after DSP is done shitting on XQC, he goes back into his usual "huh.."-ing and "hmm.."-ing pretending to be interested in what the Dent wanted him to react to, it's so fucking funny how he just cannot help himself, he literally HAS to shit on XQC. 10/10 content Slayer, I actually agree that he is the best paypig in the vortex
 
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Not only did DSP shit all over XQC in that vid, warranted or not but the video is 3 years fucking old lol, let's see Phil Burnells setup 3 years ago.
I really doubt its any better.

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Phil missed the whole reason why people are watching XQC to begin with. Not because he is "intelligent" but because he is entertaining particularly when he fucks up or says stupid shit.

He's embraced being a massive goofball on the internet, something that I doubt is possible when you are a massive narcissist like Phil.

Personally I can see why others would find XQC to be too much or annoying as shit, but to act like he's not entertaining on some level is stupid. That or just watching Phil for so long has made me easily entertained( high likelihood).
 
So his twitter pfp is him holding a martini, he tweeted about having drinks during a power outtage, and had a non-christmas shot for $100 the other day. I hope we are entering the 'coming out of the closet as a ginosexual' arc. The more the dents pay for shots, the bigger his boobs get, and the more I can laugh. Maybe he'll slash it to $50 for a shot. Or if they don't pay up then that is funny too. It's a win win.

Also I predict DoodyStreams and Eric Miller are going to set up a time and place for a fight, and then give everyone the DX crotch chop.
 
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