5/20/2023 - Guntstream KingPin 2: Electric Guntaloo - Ralph's Second Bowling Tournament - Time to rig the teams again!

Breaking news: Ralph has just announced on stream his intention to transform Kingpin 2 into a three-day Ralph extravaganza he has dubbed the "RALPHAFEST WEEKEND"!

He hopes to put on the following events in Dallas in May:
  • Friday, May 12: wrestling event
  • Saturday May 13: Kingpin 2
  • Sunday, May 14: Movie premiere at Ali Jamal's parents' house, with up to 150 attendees expected.
Ralph said Ali Jamal's mom traveled to Atlantic City and agreed to host an event for Ralph while meeting him over dinner at the Old Homestead Steak House in AC. He doesn't have explicit confirmation of the May 14th date yet, but intends to talk to Ali Jamal to make arrangements.

He said the "movie premiere" has something to do with the documentary guy he had around filming Ralphamania.
The longer these retarded shitfests go on the better. He will only ever get more inebriated and belligerent. The fags who are going to ween it need to slow their roll at them too. Taking the wind out of fatty's sails right at the start was funny, but a mistake. Let him feel on top of the world and talk tons of shit first.
 
At this point he is becoming a traveling freak show, a circus spectacle, because nobody is there for the actual event.
It's more or less coincidental at this point. He thinks he is Vince McMahon, but he is the Bearded Lady.

Come One! Come All! See the Talking Mare and The Four Titted ManBaby!
Admission mere $45.
 
Breaking news: Ralph has just announced on stream his intention to transform Kingpin 2 into a three-day Ralph extravaganza he has dubbed the "RALPHAFEST WEEKEND"!

He hopes to put on the following events in Dallas in May:
  • Friday, May 12: wrestling event
  • Saturday May 13: Kingpin 2
  • Sunday, May 14: Movie premiere at Ali Jamal's parents' house, with up to 150 attendees expected.
Ralph said Ali Jamal's mom traveled to Atlantic City and agreed to host an event for Ralph while meeting him over dinner at the Old Homestead Steak House in AC. He doesn't have explicit confirmation of the May 14th date yet, but intends to talk to Ali Jamal to make arrangements.

He said the "movie premiere" has something to do with the documentary guy he had around filming Ralphamania.

Oh god why... Ralphamania was so goddamn boring. I'd rather watch a dog lick it's balls for 3 hours than subject myself to Guntamania 2. Fuck that was so boring. Kingpin 2 has potential. Sunday is a wild card because someone might stream it and someone might do some shit to ralph there but overall what a fuckin pile.
 
Oh god why... Ralphamania was so goddamn boring. I'd rather watch a dog lick it's balls for 3 hours than subject myself to Guntamania 2. Fuck that was so boring. Kingpin 2 has potential. Sunday is a wild card because someone might stream it and someone might do some shit to ralph there but overall what a fuckin pile.
Ralph hates it more than anyone. He is frightened to death of being made fun of but this is what real ecelebs like Daddy Dax do so if Ralph can't put on the same show then he is just a pussy ass bitch. Plus think of all the tuna sandwiches pantsu will sell. Cha ching!
 
Ah yes. His last 2 events went impeccably last time. Why not just sandwich the 2 into a single weekend and then assume making arrangements with a literal retard who was banished from Ralphamania and then reinstated at the eleventh hour to top it off will really tie everything together and offer the attendees value for money.
 
"Um, hello... based department?"

With any bit of luck the a-hogs will finally finish their troon arcs and hang themselves before the start of this. I'm ready for some good ol' Ralphabrand Hootin' & Hollerin' (tm). Imagine Ralph being able to pressure Dax into staying for 3 days of this shit show. Coke will be snorted, faggots will be self-doxed, rape allegations will be made.

Fucking shame he doesn't have his gay little cowboy hat to prance around in again.
 
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Breaking news: Ralph has just announced on stream his intention to transform Kingpin 2 into a three-day Ralph extravaganza he has dubbed the "RALPHAFEST WEEKEND"!

He hopes to put on the following events in Dallas in May:
  • Friday, May 12: wrestling event
  • Saturday May 13: Kingpin 2
  • Sunday, May 14: Movie premiere at Ali Jamal's parents' house, with up to 150 attendees expected.
Ralph said Ali Jamal's mom traveled to Atlantic City and agreed to host an event for Ralph while meeting him over dinner at the Old Homestead Steak House in AC. He doesn't have explicit confirmation of the May 14th date yet, but intends to talk to Ali Jamal to make arrangements.

He said the "movie premiere" has something to do with the documentary guy he had around filming Ralphamania.
This has the potential to be an epic trash fire and I'm dumb enough to attend. Keep an eye out for me at the bowling lanes guys. I'll be the doofus dressed as Ricky from Trailer Park Boys
 
I don't know if Ali Jamal's mom has been doxxed yet, but I am convinced that Ralph is still associating with Ali is because he wants to fuck his mom. Remember, Ralph has an obsession with brown people, from his jcesaer days of blacked porn, to Nora, to black Vegas hookers, he is definitely down with the brown. Bet he thinks he can somehow score.
I think Ali Jamal is one of Ralph’s biggest pay pigs. It would be interesting to know more about her. She kind of inserted herself into this shit storm.

I would look her up, but I don’t know anything about Ali. All I know about him is he is a legit retard.
 
I don't know if Ali Jamal's mom has been doxxed yet, but I am convinced that Ralph is still associating with Ali is because he wants to fuck his mom. Remember, Ralph has an obsession with brown people, from his jcesaer days of blacked porn, to Nora, to black Vegas hookers, he is definitely down with the brown. Bet he thinks he can somehow score.
He would record it too.
 
I think Ali Jamal is one of Ralph’s biggest pay pigs. It would be interesting to know more about her. She kind of inserted herself into this shit storm.

I would look her up, but I don’t know anything about Ali. All I know about him is he is a legit retard.
Probably involved with whatever shady financial shit nick is up to. It would explain why Mrs. Jamal has got her nose in everything.
 
Ralph hates it more than anyone. He is frightened to death of being made fun of but this is what real ecelebs like Daddy Dax do so if Ralph can't put on the same show then he is just a pussy ass bitch. Plus think of all the tuna sandwiches pantsu will sell. Cha ching!
If she really wants to rake in the cash the next event, I have to words for the horse: tupperware/avon.
 
So, between his spirits being weighted down with service of process and the F E A R he lives every waking hour in, Ethan couldn't climb into the ring. So now he needs to schedule Wrassle Wrassle Redux so he can gather the courage to put on a work and award himself the plastic belt? Plus another bowling.trophy?

I look forward to seeing the "150" in attendance dwindle as the days go on and people get removed for walking past a camera, or pulling a receipt out of their pocket, or punching Ralph in the face, or being noticeably taller than him. Ali's mom better pull out the good chairs for the 12 people left on Sunday.
 
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