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I hate those masculine hygiene commercials for Manscaped and Dr. Sasquatch. Fucking insecure commercials.
You Know What Grinds My Gears? - Things that personally piss you off
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PipTheAlchemist
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I for one refuse to use any male hygiene product, unless it is made of at least 50% bull semen. I need the maximum amount of testosterone for my testicles
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I only use PATRIOTPLUS, a soap bar that's infused with onion extract and comes in a package made from recycled bullet casings; my skin loves it, globalists hate it.
PipTheAlchemist
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What country are you a patriot of, Shrek's Swamp?
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No particular order:
- People who let their kids go full retard in public unchecked. Westerners please explain this shit to me.
- People who who baby kids. They're more mature than you think.
- Cleaning drains out (gross)
- When one of my nails pops off at work
- Yelp elites
- When my 3D print fucks up or don't stick to the bed
- Meetings that should have been emails
- Emails that should have been meetings
- Infantalization of women. It's gross and pedo adjacent.
- Buccal fat removal (plastic surgery) it turns you into a dragqueen.
- People who talk too slowly
- Typos in official documents. I see them all the time.
- Furries
- "Vegan leather" it's PLASTIC bruh
- Having to put on eye makeup daily. I want to fool people without effort.
- I also am not fond of the color purple. The color itself. The book is good.
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How woke sitcoms, dramas, and animated shows have become. It's like woke first (espeically if it's race-baity) and entertaining you is just distant.
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The fact that I can't tell if this is the "Things that personally piss you off" thread anymore because of the title change.
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you had me until purple, you absolute *monster*
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Why do women like to have long nails?
They don't look good, they scratch, they impair everyday functionality and then there's the fucking tapping.
It's quite funny to see a woman with very long nails try to do anything with their hands. Why do you put yourself through that?
(I'm more so talking about acrylic nails but it still applies).
They don't look good, they scratch, they impair everyday functionality and then there's the fucking tapping.
It's quite funny to see a woman with very long nails try to do anything with their hands. Why do you put yourself through that?
(I'm more so talking about acrylic nails but it still applies).
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By "long", do you mean the free edge being as long as or longer than the nail plate? Anything natural, well-maintained and at least 20% shorter than the nail plate shouldn't cause problems if she's used to keeping them that way.
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I hate having to deal with figuring out which brand/packaging of a substance like food or soap is cheaper by weight just because the store can't be bothered to consistently label prices on their products. Price per oz vs price per pound vs price per gram vs price per individually-wrapped serving vs price per container... all in the same five feet of nearly identical products. I can figure it out just fine, I'm just not jazzed about spending double the time I need to in the store because of this shit. Ice cream is the worst offender on a manufacturer level because they generally won't even put the weight on the containers and just list volume. Price by volume is useless to me in an ocean of products that have varying amounts of air whipped into them.
Halo Top ice cream is over 50% air, BTW. Stir one into soft-serve and see how little space it takes up in the container afterwards if you don't believe me. That stuff might actually have more calories by weight than regular ice cream.
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People that spend too much time on the internet.
This guy being a prime example:
This guy being a prime example:
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You know what grinds my gears?
- When I criticise a "beloved" movie and all its glaring plot holes and then its fans go "its fictional, doesnt have to make sense". There is nothing wrong with admiting you like something for the visuals and actions but dont come at me and say its a masterpiece of story telling and then bail out when I expose shit you cant defend with "its not real".
- When employees act like they are owned something from the world when a lot of them are poor ass motherfuckers because they choose that lifestyle. Capitalism is bad and all but you didnt take the opportunities when they opened themselves to you and now you are mad someone gladly took your place. Now you are just a lowly delivery boy that thinks society is bad and it or your boss owns you something. You choose this life, you choose to be a fuck up, deal with it. Instead of being proud of being poor, how about you DO something about it?
- When a show is bad *looks at Velma* and its fans go either two routes, "you are racist if you dislike it or "it was meant to be bad" (the "I was just pretending to be retarded'' approach). Oh and keeping on the same subject
- When writers, producers and show makers treat their creative products as therapy. The most recent example is Velma but it could be anything else, its just so full of bitter resentment that it really makes you feel the writer has some unsolved issues and this is their way of expressing themselves. I get it, high school was an awful time for everyone but the characters are far more likely exaggerated villain-fied version of people she knew when she was younger. Get some actual fucking therapy, damn it.
- When I criticise a "beloved" movie and all its glaring plot holes and then its fans go "its fictional, doesnt have to make sense". There is nothing wrong with admiting you like something for the visuals and actions but dont come at me and say its a masterpiece of story telling and then bail out when I expose shit you cant defend with "its not real".
- When employees act like they are owned something from the world when a lot of them are poor ass motherfuckers because they choose that lifestyle. Capitalism is bad and all but you didnt take the opportunities when they opened themselves to you and now you are mad someone gladly took your place. Now you are just a lowly delivery boy that thinks society is bad and it or your boss owns you something. You choose this life, you choose to be a fuck up, deal with it. Instead of being proud of being poor, how about you DO something about it?
- When a show is bad *looks at Velma* and its fans go either two routes, "you are racist if you dislike it or "it was meant to be bad" (the "I was just pretending to be retarded'' approach). Oh and keeping on the same subject
- When writers, producers and show makers treat their creative products as therapy. The most recent example is Velma but it could be anything else, its just so full of bitter resentment that it really makes you feel the writer has some unsolved issues and this is their way of expressing themselves. I get it, high school was an awful time for everyone but the characters are far more likely exaggerated villain-fied version of people she knew when she was younger. Get some actual fucking therapy, damn it.
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It's also so completely repulsive that I can't believe anyone even wants it at any price.
Also having to increase a blockchain transaction fee because the blockchain is fucking constipated and you want it to go now. At least RBF is a thing now but wtf, mine you bitches.
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They are meant to signal just that. That the girl doesn't do any labor and can just focus on being vain. The larger the nail the bigger the hoe and the most likely they live off a man,
past a certain height it only means hooker
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I was going to say what the fuck are you talking about until I saw the acrylic nails thing at the bottom.
To answer your question about long nails in general though, as someone who comes from a family where everyone both male, and female has them, it's not so much we like them long so much as they grow really fucking fast, are ridiculously durable, and don't get in the way as much as you'd think.
They only really scratch if you're going out of your way to do that, or if they're jagged, and broken. They don't really tap on things either because we use the very bottoms of fingers to avoid that, and shit, too. Them not looking good is also not a problem because we live in the middle of bumfuck Appalachia where no one's nails look good, so it doesn't really matter that ours don't either.
Really the only downside is that when they break, they break near the nailbed, and that hurts like a bitch.
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If you buy a pair of argyle socks, one of them instantly disappears. Somehow, God ordained this.
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I have to go to Atlanta for some business and I absolutely hate fucking Atlanta. I’m going by plane this time, worth more than spending time and gas in traffic.