The Marriage of Ethan and Amanda Ralph (née Morris) - A photographic journey

break these cuffs said:
Gunt is not a tucker. He displays it proudly. I think 42" undergunt is possible.
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as can be seen in the gunt tape, his body is not proportional. He has a tiny waist for being so fucking fat. He legit looks like someone doing that "100 shirt challenge" fad.
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genericwhitemale said:
It's the red shirt that gets me more than anything. He couldn't even rent a suit for one day?
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I think he bought it specifically for the wedding. If you look closely you can see horizontal creases - this indicates the garment had been stored neatly folded for some time. Ralph probably opened it that morning, wore it to lunch (visible food stain on chest) and then got married afterwards in the afternoon. The orange...sweater? I'm going to call it a dress, since it looks like something Hillary Clinton would wear and the pockets are down in pants territory.

This is Ralph's wedding dress.
 
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Beef Elemental said:
I think he bought it specifically for the wedding. If you look closely you can see horizontal creases - this indicates the garment had been stored neatly folded for some time. Ralph probably opened it that morning, wore it to lunch (visible food stain on chest) and then got married afterwards in the afternoon. The orange...sweater? I'm going to call it a dress, since it looks like something Hillary Clinton would wear and the pockets are down in pants territory.

This is Ralph's wedding dress.
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Much like trannies and white nationalists with their respective flags, Ralph has never touched an iron in his life.
 
Ethan ralph IS the modern stereotype of white trash
I can't even picture anything that even comes close
 
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It's hard for me not to see the wedding photos as like... Photos one would take to show proof of a carwreck and the after-effects of it.
 
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Almighty Space Duck said:
Can someone with the 'if only you knew' template do the honours?

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Or link it and I'll do it myself.
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This image is so infuriating that makes me want to break a wall with my fists, thus is not just unfair, this is wrong, this must be fixed, in reality, fixed removing Ethan from her life and anything that reminds her of Ethan, then cleaning May's brainwashed brain or maybe a satanic spell is blinding her, I need to save her or I'm not even worth to be alive

Smithy129 said:
Ethan ralph IS the modern stereotype of white trash
I can't even picture anything that even comes close
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That's why I said, Ethan needs a bullet inside his brain, nothing worth to be saved or missed, I would even say that people like Hyde or Doug need a good beating but that's all, a good one, Ethan needs to die, there's no other solution, no other way
 
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AncientPhosphur said:
He really wore sweat pants, his finest wigger shoes, and flexed his cheap ass ring while getting completely height mogged on his wedding day. Meigh must be a deep cover alog going above and beyond the line of duty.
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What kind of clothes do you think he can fit in?
 
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