Off-Topic Troon sightings in the wild

[Vingle]

THE MOMENT he sits down, he starts practically interrogating the poor worker, in a louder-than-necessary voice (louder than when he first arrived, like he wanted all of us to hear him), about the Brazilian waxing they do.

I think they should've denied the troon service and called law enforcement. As this can easily be proven, that he did this just to fuck with the workers. This is something that easily can be googled, and raising the voice for this is suspect.

 

[Frogget-me-not]

Clocked this one yesterday instantly. It was the flashing gamer cat headphones that caught my eye, before looking at his outfit sealed the deal. He had a cis female friend with him who dressed nothing like this. I caught his voice too and it was very masculine.

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Did you just spot Isabella Loretta Janke?

 

[Slur Generator]

Wanted to share this encounter I had a year or two back -

Went to my local nail salon to get my nails done. It’s a pretty small place, but the women who work there are always so friendly and great at their job.

So I’m getting my nails painted, and it’s just me, one other customer, and 3 workers. About ten minutes before I’m finished, an AGP walks in (From a distance I couldn’t quite tell if it was a dude, but he had a shitty wig on with a hat on top, to hide the obvious wig, and the moment he speaks, he has a deep, VERY typical mans voice) and asks for a pedicure. Worker sets everything up, all good to go, no dramas.

THE MOMENT he sits down, he starts practically interrogating the poor worker, in a louder-than-necessary voice (louder than when he first arrived, like he wanted all of us to hear him), about the Brazilian waxing they do.

“Does it hurt much?”
“How quickly does the hair grow back?”
“Do I have to spread the skin, or do you do that?”
“Do you ever get people who sometimes enjoy it?”
“Do I have to be completely naked for it?”
“How far in do you go?”
“Is it a problem if the person is a bit...wet, when you’re waxing them?”

Those last ten minutes were the most sickening, awkward and down-right cringiest I have ever endured. The poor girl doing my nails was staring down at my nails but I could tell just how uncomfortable she was. Hell, EVERYONE but him was uncomfortable!! My fucking skin was crawling.

I really, really wish I had spoken up, but I honestly felt so fucking dirty and gross being in there listening to him talk like that, and wanted to fucking puke; it was almost like the verbal equivalent of some creep feeling you up.

I think they should've denied the troon service and called law enforcement. As this can easily be proven, that he did this just to fuck with the workers. This is something that easily can be googled, and raising the voice for this is suspect.

This makes me wonder, is it a case of an autist not realising that he is making everyone uncomfortable and he is speaking louder because in his twisted mind he thinks "Heh, they didn't say anything so i pass" or is his kink having a captive audience for his depraved fetish ?

 

[Fapcop]

This makes me wonder, is it a case of an autist not realising that he is making everyone uncomfortable and he is speaking louder because in his twisted mind he thinks "Heh, they didn't say anything so i pass" or is his kink having a captive audience for his depraved fetish ?

This is an important distinction to make, and hopefully there’ll be enough time to ask the troon about this during the walk from the cell up to the ol’ wall of degeneracy!

 

[glass_houses]

This makes me wonder, is it a case of an autist not realising that he is making everyone uncomfortable and he is speaking louder because in his twisted mind he thinks "Heh, they didn't say anything so i pass" or is his kink having a captive audience for his depraved fetish ?

Going by he was leering over the idea of women 'getting wet' about having their pubic hair torn out, he was getting off on humiliating and degrading the women around him. Rather similar to Yaniv getting his jollies forcing ethnic minority women to wax his balls.

 

[InternetDramaFillsTheVoid]

Going by he was leering over the idea of women 'getting wet' about having their pubic hair torn out, he was getting off on humiliating and degrading the women around him. Rather similar to Yaniv getting his jollies forcing ethnic minority women to wax his balls.

Agreed. He was also a good foot taller than the rest of us there, so was physically quite intimidating too, so he knew no one would say anything. Plus, as an autist, even I know not to talk so loud and pointedly about things that are making people very obviously uncomfortable…

I will talk your fucking ear off about the NASA Mars rovers though…

 

[rotpocket]

I'm worthless at shortening stories but I'll spoiler it.

Spoiler: Summary: 99 percent sure some troon jerked off to me peeing

Anyways, I was at Walmart, had to pee - I was at the back of the store so used the bathroom in the back. When I entered there was one other person in there- very tall, very gangly, very distinctive haircut. I didn't look at their face closely, they were turned away from me facing the mirror, but they had dark brown short-medium length hair pulled into a ponytail, underneath had been shaven, and bangs that were cut straight across. It wasn't the kind of style you'd normally see for the area. They had on the Walmart worker vest. As I entered and gave a quick glance, they were doing.. something idk, but they turned around like they were going to leave just as I passed.

I go into a stall and the bathroom is like concrete and tile so every little sound is amplified, especially with no one else there, so I decided to wait a minute for them to leave because pee is loud. They don't leave- and I'm like, "uhhhhh okay I gotta go whatever". I hear clothes rustling, again mind you it's an otherwise empty concrete bathroom and sounds are amplified. I thought, as at the time I still thought they were a girl, maybe they were grabbing some lipstick or something.

I start peeing, and I hear the unmistakable sound of a man jerking off. That fleshy skin on skin no lube sound. Again, amplified sound. My first thought was there was a man in another stall- I'm very distressed at this point, and I take long pees - as soon as I finish, I hear a fuckin moan and finally the other person left the bathroom. I look under the stalls immediately, no one there. I leave the bathroom and quickly ask my husband if he saw who left the bathroom before me- he hadn't, he'd been on his phone not looking. I look for the worker but don't see them, and I just wanted to leave the store to process what just happened.

As we get to our car I finally spot the person again, this time from the front - 100% a troon, pushing carts outside. I call the store to report it, only to be laughed at and told there's no way I could know what I heard. :/ Thought about calling the police but I'd only heard what happened, not actually saw. It took me awhile to start using public restrooms again, and I warned other women about him, but people just keep acting like I'm being silly or they laugh about it, so I've just tried not to think about it.

Obviously I COULD be mistaken on what I was hearing, but I've been married for awhile and have had multiple boyfriends and I know what jerking off sounds like- and the moan at the end is what really solidified it for me. It all happened in about a minute, and I'm still shocked telling the story now.

 

[Fapcop]

I'm worthless at shortening stories but I'll spoiler it.

Spoiler: Summary: 99 percent sure some troon jerked off to me peeing

Anyways, I was at Walmart, had to pee - I was at the back of the store so used the bathroom in the back. When I entered there was one other person in there- very tall, very gangly, very distinctive haircut. I didn't look at their face closely, they were turned away from me facing the mirror, but they had dark brown short-medium length hair pulled into a ponytail, underneath had been shaven, and bangs that were cut straight across. It wasn't the kind of style you'd normally see for the area. They had on the Walmart worker vest. As I entered and gave a quick glance, they were doing.. something idk, but they turned around like they were going to leave just as I passed.

I go into a stall and the bathroom is like concrete and tile so every little sound is amplified, especially with no one else there, so I decided to wait a minute for them to leave because pee is loud. They don't leave- and I'm like, "uhhhhh okay I gotta go whatever". I hear clothes rustling, again mind you it's an otherwise empty concrete bathroom and sounds are amplified. I thought, as at the time I still thought they were a girl, maybe they were grabbing some lipstick or something.

I start peeing, and I hear the unmistakable sound of a man jerking off. That fleshy skin on skin no lube sound. Again, amplified sound. My first thought was there was a man in another stall- I'm very distressed at this point, and I take long pees - as soon as I finish, I hear a fuckin moan and finally the other person left the bathroom. I look under the stalls immediately, no one there. I leave the bathroom and quickly ask my husband if he saw who left the bathroom before me- he hadn't, he'd been on his phone not looking. I look for the worker but don't see them, and I just wanted to leave the store to process what just happened.

As we get to our car I finally spot the person again, this time from the front - 100% a troon, pushing carts outside. I call the store to report it, only to be laughed at and told there's no way I could know what I heard. :/ Thought about calling the police but I'd only heard what happened, not actually saw. It took me awhile to start using public restrooms again, and I warned other women about him, but people just keep acting like I'm being silly or they laugh about it, so I've just tried not to think about it.

Obviously I COULD be mistaken on what I was hearing, but I've been married for awhile and have had multiple boyfriends and I know what jerking off sounds like- and the moan at the end is what really solidified it for me. It all happened in about a minute, and I'm still shocked telling the story now.

Reading this gave me instant fed post feels, so I’m just going to delete what I
really to say, and recommend that the next time you’d go all the way and call the cops and store management and say that he showed you his tranny cock.

There are no cameras inside the bathroom, so it’s word against word. And a troon is bound to have a long record of complaints about creepy behavior already.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Reading this gave me instant fed post feels, so I’m just going to delete what I
really to say, and recommend that the next time you’d go all the way and call the cops and store management and say that he showed you his tranny cock.

There are no cameras inside the bathroom, so it’s word against word. And a troon is bound to have a long record of complaints about creepy behavior already.

That could backfire on her too easily. Instead she should start yelling like a schizo. Break out the old improv skills, start ranting at a volume level of 11 about the government putting cadmium in swordfish and that's why your dog always has corn pieces in his shit.

The only thing crazy people truly fear is someone crazier than they are.

 

[Lady Round Buns]

Mr. Round Buns murdered a troon by misgendering the other day. We'd gone to the store, and at first glance I thought our bagger was some sort of long haired rock and roll dude. He actually reminded me of a guy friend of mine that also wears a ponytail. Anyway.

I didn't notice at first, until he'd said something to my kiddo in the cart, and I heard the unmistakable troon voice, though he spoke softly, almost whispering. I looked at him then, long, slightly scraggly but surprisingly clean naturally blonde (also surprisingly) hair pulled back in a low ponytail, big man face with sloppily applied winged liquid eyeliner but nothing else makeup wise, and a name tag that said "April". He wasn't being weird or anything, right then the bagger next to us complimented my kid's hair and my hair color, and we chatted a bit. I was a little flustered, I'd never seen a troon in my little town before, and I ended up bumping into Mr. Round Buns. "Hey, man, watch it!" he tells me with a smile, and the MTF bagger rushed to put a couple last bags in the cart. I said thank you as we were walking away, and Mr. Round Buns says, "Thanks, have a good one, man."

EEK. I'm trying not to laugh at this point. We get out to the parking lot and I tell him that he just murdered our bagger. He was confused, I explained, holy shit did we laugh. He did bring up a good point that he had called me "man" just before, we both have a tendency to pepper our speech with it. But still, I imagine "April" is still seething racist shit all over a Discord somewhere.

 

[glass_houses]

Agreed. He was also a good foot taller than the rest of us there, so was physically quite intimidating too, so he knew no one would say anything. Plus, as an autist, even I know not to talk so loud and pointedly about things that are making people very obviously uncomfortable…

I will talk your fucking ear off about the NASA Mars rovers though…

The NASA Mars Rovers are fucking amazing. I don't understand why people don't talk about them more.

Usually if you have an autist being sexually inappropriate, they're loud but they're trying to communicate their interest with the subtly and delicacy of a sledgehammer. They also usually learn at some point that it's not something you talk about with randoms and/or outside of specific places. The troon in question was deliberately asking pointed, specific questions, laser guided to upset the women who were serving him. He was getting off on it.

 

[linhardt]

I used to work at a movie theater, one day a 30-40 year old balding man comes in wearing a frilly pink dress, thigh high socks, & high heeled shoes with a very visible erection on a collar & leash by 300 pound man, also adorned in pink with greasy dyed blue hair.

I think this is what finally made me realize most trans “women” are degenerate creeps. Most of the staff was underaged at the time & had to witness this.

 

[Fapcop]

I used to work at a movie theater, one day a 30-40 year old balding man comes in wearing a frilly pink dress, thigh high socks, & high heeled shoes with a very visible erection on a collar & leash by 300 pound man, also adorned in pink with greasy dyed blue hair.

I think this is what finally made me realize most trans “women” are degenerate creeps. Most of the staff was underaged at the time & had to witness this.

The real crime here imho, isn’t so much looking like this around teenagers, but the fact that you didn’t take a quick creep shot of these two degenerate fucks.

DO BETTER KIWIS!

 

[ThatDumbPhilosopher]

I used to work at a movie theater, one day a 30-40 year old balding man comes in wearing a frilly pink dress, thigh high socks, & high heeled shoes with a very visible erection on a collar & leash by 300 pound man, also adorned in pink with greasy dyed blue hair.

I think this is what finally made me realize most trans “women” are degenerate creeps. Most of the staff was underaged at the time & had to witness this.

You should have asked for a raise, I cannot imagine servicing such specimens.

 

[InternetDramaFillsTheVoid]

The NASA Mars Rovers are fucking amazing. I don't understand why people don't talk about them more.

Usually if you have an autist being sexually inappropriate, they're loud but they're trying to communicate their interest with the subtly and delicacy of a sledgehammer. They also usually learn at some point that it's not something you talk about with randoms and/or outside of specific places. The troon in question was deliberately asking pointed, specific questions, laser guided to upset the women who were serving him. He was getting off on it.

I love Perseverance!! I actually made a map tracking the distances between all of the NASA Mars rovers, and calculated the time it would take (based on the average speed of the only 2 mobile units, and not factoring in terrain/signal issues) so they can take selfies together

I even spoke to one of the Rover specialists on Twitter! I asked them about the ‘Earth-Bound Twins’ of each rover.

 

[keytar]

Saw 3 in the space of a minute yesterday. 2 of them were relatively inoffensive-looking all things considered, if I didn't spot a troon pin on one of them I might've just thought they were androgynous goth dudes. The third though was atrocious, middle-aged and fat and he looked like a geography teacher trying to skinwalk one of his female students. Absolutely haram.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

I used to work at a movie theater, one day a 30-40 year old balding man comes in wearing a frilly pink dress, thigh high socks, & high heeled shoes with a very visible erection on a collar & leash by 300 pound man, also adorned in pink with greasy dyed blue hair.

I think this is what finally made me realize most trans “women” are degenerate creeps. Most of the staff was underaged at the time & had to witness this.

All the other details aside, the visible boner and overt fetish wear (leash) should have been enough to have security show these individuals out.

I know it's easy to assume that there's no point in trying anymore, but please- when it comes to keeping these perverts away from children, it's always worth a shot.

 

[Beautiful Gunt]

Local Walmart troons, we have a few more also. They are ALWAYS in a group, and the one with the ponytail reminds me of kevin gibes. Nothing like a 6” something man pretending to be a beautiful and stunning waaaamon.

 

[Fartificial Insmelligence]

Local Walmart troons, we have a few more also. They are ALWAYS in a group, and the one with the ponytail reminds me of kevin gibes. Nothing like a 6” something man pretending to be a beautiful and stunning waaaamon.

My headcanon is that the one in the background is sniffing his finger after amhole-scratching...

 

[Kurt Eichenwald]

So there's this tranny at whataburger. There's not much of note as far as his appearance goes because he's clearly putting a lot of effort into looking like a very tall woman with a gay voice. What concerns me though, is that my sandwiches always come out suspiciously flat whenever trans burger flipper is there. I try not to think about it too much because I have to eat something, but I think I'll just stick to Micky D's next time. Mcdonalds doesn't make me feel like I've been brap raped.