Baked Alaska / Tim Treadstone / Tim Gionet / Anthime Joseph Gionet - White rapper, alt-right "activist", ex-Buzzfeed contributor; got arrested at the March for Trump, and a federal snitch

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Caesare said:
The fact that you call it that is extremely gay. Please stop fantasizing about angry, homosexual sex.

People aren't getting raped in prison in the United States. That's an invention of the homosexual writers in Hollywood. Yes, there are gay people in jail, and yes, they sometimes even have sex. Consensual sex. Not all this gay rape you faggots keep fantasizing about.


Not only is no one "bribing" anybody during a two month stay in a damn jail, where people are constantly coming and going, but you also got the favored jailhouse snack food totally wrong.

Nobody gives a shit about ramen noodles. It's all about honey buns.
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"Federal fuck-me-in-the-ass prison" is from a movie called Office Space. Watch it, you uncultured swine.

Edit: I went to attach a clip of the scene and realized it's "pound me in the ass," not "fuck." Whoops. Still a great movie though.
 
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Pizdec said:
I don't even think it's worth tagging or noting, it's such a menial sentence compared to what other people have had to deal with who've done the same. I wasn't a big proponent of Baked being a fed before, but after his last judge got SWAT'ed I thought he'd face a much stiffer penalty after he rejoiced for it. But now I'm inclined to think he is one because he hasn't. And I doubt he ever will.
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That's some sort of indication that he's some sort of federal asset, just because they have not given a longer sentence than it should. Considering that there's evidence to suggest that he was supposed to be sentenced to 9 years, then something is going on...


While I think there's enough circumstantial evidence to know something's up with Baked "The UnJailable Cameraman" Alaska, I don't think there's enough documentation to completely suggest that he is.
 
Wait wait.... So Baked Alaska will or will not get raped in prison? I'm confused.

I hope he gets at least a little bit raped and he Livestream it. That would be funny.
 
I wonder how Alaska is doing in Jail.
Comfy, Islamic, Tyrone'd?
 
I'm too lazy right now to see if he's going to which jail but if he's in any federal prison in the dmv I can promise you his white ass will be bubbas. I can also promise you that he will likely join a white nationalist gang in there. I've noticed that anyone who becomes an ice posedion stream sniper goes on to do illegal shit.
 
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AnOminous said:
He's not on the BOP site yet.
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I’m sure as part of his sweetheart deal he wasn’t required to go immediately into custody. They most likely gave him a surrender date and he continues to be out on bond until that date. He’ll have to report to whichever facility the BoP assigns him to on that date. When he enters into BoP custody is when he’ll show up on the Fed Inmate Finder.
 
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Baked posts evidence he was contacted by FBI and took their calls pre-Jan 6 as somehow evidence that he's not involved with the feds? He somehow only bothered to search "FBI" in his email until after he was already sentenced and heading to prison?
Great job Baked, now I am more convinced of your federal involvement pre-6th while I had some doubts before.

Darren Beattie RTed this to prove the Ray Epps theory. It doesn't make sense for them to be in the area to meet with Epps on Jan 5th because it's been proven without a doubt that Epps was in DC and touring the area on Jan 5th. He arrived in DC Jan 4th I believe. If you are Baked and actually believed that Epps was a fed, wouldn't you care enough to know that basic fact?
 
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Lorne Armstrong said:
I’m sure as part of his sweetheart deal he wasn’t required to go immediately into custody. They most likely gave him a surrender date and he continues to be out on bond until that date. He’ll have to report to whichever facility the BoP assigns him to on that date. When he enters into BoP custody is when he’ll show up on the Fed Inmate Finder.
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Yes. That’s generally how it works, at least for lower-level convictions. Defendants are given time to get their affairs in order and are later given a date when they must report to prison to serve their sentence. They do this for some felony convictions, too, as evidenced by several reality stars who’ve been convicted of various white collar felonies (bankruptcy fraud, tax fraud, tax evasion, etc). Think Apollo Nida, Todd Crisley, Teresa Giudice, etc.

As far as I’m aware, all J6 defendants made to immediately begin their sentence were already in custody. Someone feel free to correct me if I’m wrong.
 
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