Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Kees H]

This cunt really is a complete bitchmade faggot. Crying about the pronouns of a pedophilic grooming failed fart porn actor, absolutely pathetic how the commentary faggots bow down and lick the stink ditch to the extent that they not only cuck themselves but cry and whine when other people won't do it to, probably because they know how bad it makes them look. What gets me is checking out their comments, their own audience mocks the shit out of them for it so it's not even a popular stance in their faggy "community" it's entirely because they're afraid of the Eunuch outrage mob.
It wouldn't be so contemptible maybe (it would) if it wasn't for people like Lucas who would throw them under the bus without a second thought.
I don't know how anyone watches these weak cow-towing fucks.

I think part of saying this is just trying not to get banned like Rackets was from YouTube. Watching their fanbase, I am not entirely sure how sincere this motherfucker is in his pro trans comments. I think a big part of it is just sucking off Mommy Susan Wojcicki. This guy is so online that he must be aware of how troon invested platforms like YouTube and Google are.

I do agree with you tho, it makes him sounds like a bitch. He can try to lay it on a little bit softer than the "uwu we are 100% pro trans rights <3<3<3" this cunt keeps saying.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

I know why he does it, I still think he's a faggot.
I understand that he has to watch his language to an extent but he goes way beyond what's necessary for it to just be that, "correcting" pronouns and banning people for calling Lucas his real name aren't for the sake of YouTube, he genuinely believes the troon shit, even his own audience sees how much of a faggot he is.

Oh, interesting. I thought that he had to be really aggressive with his chat or that could get him a strike.

 

[Kees H]

Meanwhile, Keffals is looking live on stream for people to debate him on him "platforming" Keemstar, like Keem needed Luke's platform. He could ofcourse have lined up a couple of people to "debate" (let's be honest, Keffals always ragequits debates calling people transphobes) before he started his stream, but now he's just playing some faggy game while DM'ing people live on stream looking for someone to debate on his stream.

While he puts his Twitter DM page live on stream, and this motherfucker keeps complaining about people doxing and harrassing him. He just keeps leaking private shit himself. Practice better opsec you absolute lazy dumb nigger, Lucas.

 

[Unabomber Eleven]

Keffals out here like “HIT ME UP HIT ME UP HIT ME UP!”

 

[literalwho?]

After showing this on stream, Keffals said, "Oh thank fucking god I didn't leak what I thought I leaked." I wonder what it was.

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Nothing. Literally nothing. You can see it in his fat "oopsie-daisy" face.

 

[Ninon42]

Lucas screeching about whether he should be platforming people much, much better known than him...? How does he not see how he was the fucking joke, as he is in all things. His desperation is reaching new lows to the point where if someone memed White Girls Fuck Dogs at him, he'd blabber about it giving him gender euphoria because uwu girl. Pls be less boring Luke, you're shirking your sacred responsibilities as Lolcow of the Year.

 

[Antediluvian]

At least trannies are giving him shit for talking to Keem so there's that too.

All that doesn't agree is their enemy, even trans people loooool

He's getting trashed even by trannies

 

[Kees H]

Lucas screeching about whether he should be platforming people much, much better known than him...? How does he not see how he was the fucking joke, as he is in all things. His desperation is reaching new lows to the point where if someone memed White Girls Fuck Dogs at him, he'd blabber about it giving him gender euphoria because uwu girl. Pls be less boring Luke, you're shirking your sacred responsibilities as Lolcow of the Year.

Imho, Keemstar platformed Lucas. Not the other way around. They are both complete retards, but still, who platformed who.

 

[A. G. Peak]

The "I'm autistic" defense. Classic.

Fellow lolcow DuncanCantDie claims he's avoided esports events with Keemstar in attendance because he's worried he wouldn't be able to control his anger.

 

[DiggieSmalls]

The "I'm autistic" defense. Classic.

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Fellow lolcow DuncanCantDie claims he's avoided esports events with Keemstar in attendance because he's worried he won't be able to control his anger.

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Keffals does stress sigh and DuncanCantDie has a real punchable face.

 

[Brutality]

Seeing Lucas seethe after the keemstar stream brings me some hope we can get more content out of Mr. moob tube

The "I'm autistic" defense. Classic.

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Brings me back to the days of watching Chris' old PS eye videos when I first started following cows

 

[Meowstery]

waiting, watching, excited for the leader of the 'Leopards Eating People's Faces' party to get their face eaten by a leopard.Happens every time and it's always a laugh. Can't wait to see the realization hit him as their entire audience decides it's over, but at least he's got the dominatrix thing to fall back on!

 

[Punished Neco]

Twitter isn't having it:

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Those numbers are a bit off, Keffals is actually currently down to 148.8k so 1600 lost followers since the Keemstar debate.
They've gained 600 Youtube Subscribers in exchange though.... but they've also lost 45 Twitch subs today.... swings and roundabouts I guess

It seems Keffals is rolling out the ultimate shield to deflect criticism.... sadly Keffals doesn't understand that it may be a Legendary grade item but it has a Cooldown and it's only got a certain amount of uses before the Durability goes to 0.
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Bit of an update on the original tweet from Treble, they had to delete the post because they were receiving death threats.

[A]
This isn't the first time that a Trans person who posts a tweet criticising Keffals that gains some traction ends up being Quote Retweeted by Keffals and then immediately results in death threats being sent. I'm noticing a pattern actually. They always end up deleting it, maybe this is why.
They'll accuse transphobes of posting the threats but considering most people hate Keffals I don't see why they'd send death threats to someone dunking on Keff.
Keffals has claimed to have 'the most deranged haters on the Internet' but honestly I think quite a few of Keffals fans are actually deranged.

Keffals also released probably the worst Youtube apology video of all time.

Which of course was a joke/non apology with zero hint of sincerity (they also confirmed on stream it was a troll/joke). I'm sure that'll go well for you Keff, comparing the amount of posts with your name on it compared to a domestic abuser, so funny, haha.
Keffals has seemingly decided to give up trying to be famous and has shifted to trying to be infamous, sadly this doesn't work as a leftist and they'll tear you to shreds for it. Their ego is going to be their undoing, Keffals cannot take any criticism (because Keffals is a narcissist)
Color me optimistic but I think this may actually be the actual start of Keffals downfall, there's so much hate on Twitter from people with Trans or LGBT flags in their names/bios.

 

[RotPockets]

Those numbers are a bit off, Keffals is actually currently down to 148.8k so 1600 lost followers since the Keemstar debate.
They've gained 600 Youtube Subscribers in exchange though.... but they've also lost 45 Twitch subs today.... swings and roundabouts I guess

Bit of an update on the original tweet from Treble, they had to delete the post because they were receiving death threats.
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[A]
This isn't the first time that a Trans person who posts a tweet criticising Keffals that gains some traction ends up being Quote Retweeted by Keffals and then immediately results in death threats being sent. I'm noticing a pattern actually. They always end up deleting it, maybe this is why.
They'll accuse transphobes of posting the threats but considering most people hate Keffals I don't see why they'd send death threats to someone dunking on Keff.
Keffals has claimed to have 'the most deranged haters on the Internet' but honestly I think quite a few of Keffals fans are actually deranged.

Keffals also released probably the worst Youtube apology video of all time.
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Which of course was a joke/non apology with zero hint of sincerity (they also confirmed on stream it was a troll/joke). I'm sure that'll go well for you Keff, comparing the amount of posts with your name on it compared to a domestic abuser, so funny, haha.
Keffals has seemingly decided to give up trying to be famous and has shifted to trying to be infamous, sadly this doesn't work as a leftist and they'll tear you to shreds for it. Their ego is going to be their undoing, Keffals cannot take any criticism (because Keffals is a narcissist)
Color me optimistic but I think this may actually be the actual start of Keffals downfall, there's so much hate on Twitter from people with Trans or LGBT flags in their names/bios.

What happens when the most insufferable men in history cut their dicks off to avoid any and all criticism, collide with the most insufferable men in history that cut their dicks off to be perpetually outraged victims?

 

[Snake ERROR]

Keffals also released probably the worst Youtube apology video of all time.
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I can't believe he is trying to make a thirst video and an apology video at the same time, this faggot can't stop e-begging for compliments

And that retarded joke about Justin Roiland, I can see that he's trying to shift the negative attention to someone else, what a little weasel. That shit video isn't an apology, he's just making fun of what happened while saying sorry like a child that doesn't understand what's going on

 

[BelUwUga]

Is that faggot wearing a push-up bra to bolster his greasy man tits?

Not just a push-up bra, this is outright stuffing of some manner or another. Pardon how schizo the infographics are but I feel I explain it comprehensively. Anatomically I explain the saggy disaster under the skin here. For good measure let's discuss some advanced Bitchcraft theory. To somewhat mimic the bolt-on look, probably "perky" to the 'tarded AGP, you'd basically want to plan on using as few pieces as possible to statically pack the mightiest plus-size bra available. There's two major, low-effort varieties I would pin my bet on. First what I call "External-Implants":

Or the "Chicken Cutlet Classico":

While I doubt Keffals would spring for it, newer ones integrate an adhesive element and more contour:

Even if they were purchased it requires an attention to detail he is incapable of. Plus like any man he's obviously going to go for the duct tape equivalent if he needs something held in place:

^This stuff probably gets the most credit if you ever see Keffals mimicing cleavage particularly well. He's essentially wrangling flubber in an uber stuffed bra. If it isn't in use expect to see one of the first three slip out eventually.

 

[Brutality]

figured I'd look at the discord to see what some of the reaction to the keem stream is. it's pretty muted but I did find something noteworthy

ah yes, because it's "irrational" for you to want your children protected from pedophile freaks like Lucas and his ilk

in other news...

as a side note: this discord server's design is absolutely atrocious, by far the worst I've ever been in as you essentially have to become a shut in and disown your family in order to progress in levels at all, hopefully I can score some new cringe comps after the changes.

 

[Strangolapreti]

figured I'd look at the discord to see what some of the reaction to the keem stream is. it's pretty muted but I did find something noteworthy
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ah yes, because it's "irrational" for you to want your children protected from pedophile freaks like Lucas and his ilk

in other news...
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as a side note: this discord server's design is absolutely atrocious, by far the worst I've ever been in as you essentially have to become a shut in and disown your family in order to progress in levels at all, hopefully I can score some new cringe comps after the changes.

Why the fuck people would want to level up in keffals server? It's like lamenting that it's hard to stick a cactus inside your urethra, you are simply not supposed to do that.

 

[Ethics Gradient]

I was looking at those haram photos a few pages back of our boy, Lucas, in that orange abomination.

The gunt in progress. Reminded me of this:

 

[PaladinBoo]

Bit of an update on the original tweet from Treble, they had to delete the post because they were receiving death threats.
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[A]
This isn't the first time that a Trans person who posts a tweet criticising Keffals that gains some traction ends up being Quote Retweeted by Keffals and then immediately results in death threats being sent. I'm noticing a pattern actually. They always end up deleting it, maybe this is why.
They'll accuse transphobes of posting the threats but considering most people hate Keffals I don't see why they'd send death threats to someone dunking on Keff.
Keffals has claimed to have 'the most deranged haters on the Internet' but honestly I think quite a few of Keffals fans are actually deranged.

A bit TMI but Keffals and his fans go ham on anybody that criticizes Keffals. I once made fun of Keffals by posting a unflattering picture someone on the Farms made of him and Keffals and his fans proceed to send both me and my mother rape and death threats. They also do this a lot to women who criticize Keffals too. My favorite is when Keffals fans tell women that Keffals is more beautiful than them. (LMFAO! Pure cope.) This goes to show that Keffals and his fans are, at their core, seething incels who hate when the world laughs at them and proceed to lash out at the world for their faults.