Megathread Tranny Sideshows on Social Media - Any small-time spectacle on Reddit, Tumblr, Twitter, Dating Sites, and other social media.

[muhpronouns]

The image of a tranny clutching a stupid ikea shark as his dick is pulled inside out is funny to me.
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That thing looks like a sick dolphin wearing a shark costume. Very fitting.

 

[realitysurf]

This isn't on Ikea's website, not even the Canadian one. I was hoping to get a price, but it appears this is currently only for tranny clinics or a tranny made copycat. If it's not a copycat then I wonder why it's not for sale? Is it too woke for them? Or are they waiting until June?

There's only 66 reviews on the Canadian site for blajah. Surprisingly, there's only a few (less than five) that are from trannies. Most of these sharks do appear to be purchased for children. One review from an adult who bought this for themselves (trans status unknown) did say they got lots of glares carrying it around the store. Are normies aware of the tranny meme?

I thought this review was Awwwwwww.
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Edit: apparently it's a donation from Ikea Canada to one clinic in Canada.

Mary Sue article on this retardation
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Can someone catch me up on this stupid swedish tranny shark shit? All I know is that Blahaj sounds like Blaha and I know for sure that this troon shark can't reverse grip bench 500 lbs like Coath.

 

[Got Milk!]

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This can be settled easily. Let this portly man and this plump gal have a pie eating contest. Winner's opinion is correct. Mirth for all. (Of course, no we won't listen to the retarded tranny if it wins).

Can someone catch me up on this stupid swedish tranny shark shit? All I know is that Blahaj sounds like Blaha and I know for sure that this troon shark can't reverse grip bench 500 lbs like Coath.

From what I understand the trannies have coopted that shark as a trans symbol or some such thing. Idk the name origin if that's what specifically you wanted to know.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Here is what happens when you google "Can men menstruate".

Remember this nonsense is from the same people who LOVE to lecture the conservatives on "Not believing in science" while they deny biology 101.

 

[AssignedEva]

I will never feel sorry for the "homosexual" trannies. Yaoi is written by women, for women. Same with yuri and especially with lesbian pornos. The fact that a woman is enjoying it is further evidence that she is nothing more than a straight woman. Getting "dysphoric" over FICTION is the definition of first-world problems. These women are creating problems where there aren't actually any problems at all.


You know what's funny? Most of these women are submissive in bed, they don't even want to be the one doing the penetrating. What they want in bed is to be fucked up the ass and LARP as a bottom having gay sex.

The difference between Japanese cartoons about gay guys written for women and Japanese cartoons about gay guys written for men can be succinctly summarised with this picture:

 

[Paul Enwerdhoeven]

sometimes i wonder why normal men are clinging to the TRA movement, then i see dudes like this and realize they fully intend on taking advantage of the laws they want passed.

Normal men are one of the groups least likely to support the trans agenda, at least according to polling. The straight men who are passionately pro-trans tend to either be chasers or have a trans child (like Penn Jillette of Penn & Teller). Or they're a fully mindkilled woketard like Owen Jones.

Basing her idea of gay guys off of King of the Hill.

Dale: Don't drink the tap water, the Illuminati are pumping it full of chemicals to turn us all straight.
Boomhauer: Manitain'tworkingonmemanIcouldsuckadangolecockrightnow.
Hank: [LONG SIP OF BEER] Yep.

 

[Accept Only Substitutes]

Can someone catch me up on this stupid swedish tranny shark shit? All I know is that Blahaj sounds like Blaha and I know for sure that this troon shark can't reverse grip bench 500 lbs like Coath.

I don't know how it got started but it's become a meme that trannies all have this shark. It shows up in quite a few pictures throughout this long-ass thread. Tony Reed got one specifically because it's a tranny meme.

My guess is it started by a bigger name tranny posting pictures or a video with the shark in it and then everyone copied them from there.

 

[Got Milk!]

Here is what happens when you google "Can men menstruate".
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First of all, bigot, the word men is right in the name!
Secondly: Dictionary puts trannies in their place again

Ok so let's see the definition of menstruation:


Females... Ovulation.... UTERUS!!!1!11!!!!!
Pure and uncut transphobia. Someone call Matthew Prince so he can remove this hate site from the Internet.

 

[Rusty Metal Skull Gun]

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save him

 

[Der weiße Teufel]

First of all, bigot, the word men is right in the name!
Secondly: Dictionary puts trannies in their place again
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Ok so let's see the definition of menstruation:

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Females... Ovulation.... UTERUS!!!1!11!!!!!
Pure and uncut transphobia. Someone call Matthew Prince so he can remove this hate site from the Internet.

Just wait, like the definition of woman this will get a second entry sooner or later that says "a thing bodies of all genders sometimes do".

 

[Sneeds]

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Troon creates a slur for Hispanics
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[Sir Joahim Browinson III]

I actually ran into a troon-ish type not a while ago who is a full on groomer who according to themselves managed to convert a straight to girl into a lesbian and now moved on to making guys turn into traps, which they apperently already did with their "ex-slave", so I guess they are also into BDSM.

Never seen their IRL face since they just use commissioned anime avatars, so I cannot evaluate if it's actually a TIM or not, but I had a pal used to have a run-in with them and confirmed as much.

And of course they are fucking anarchist.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

Did a quick check in with the girls in r/gaytransguys

Got a big lol out of this
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Basing her idea of gay guys off of King of the Hill.
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"I'm a man, mom." Hangs out with all her female friends who also say they're men, gossiping about how it's so difficult to talk to men. Like, men are so weird. They don't even talk! What are we supposed to say to them? Also, we're totally men, manly men bro kings, yes.

Oh, hang on, she said CIS men. So, it's the fact that they're not trans that makes them impossible to talk to? So they can only talk to trans men...ie other women? And we're back to women complaining about not being able to talk to men while claiming they're men themselves. Strange how trans men are apparently men but don't have a fucking clue about actual men.

There's a trans cult reference in there somewhere, but I'm too half-asleep to find it. Curse ye who talk to unbelievers!

Just wait, like the definition of woman this will get a second entry sooner or later that says "a thing bodies of all genders sometimes do".

Yep, and they'll bitch and moan until the first definition is deleted, too. Only complete capitulation is enough.

 

[Chandelier]

IMO it also has to do with the ever expanding list of "signs that you are actually trans." You have these young girls on tumblr and the fanfic websites fantasizing about their yaoi ships and getting horny. Instead of just masturbating to their "gay" characters without over analysing it, tumble tells them that picturing a dick while you rub your clit means that you have a phantom dick or whatever deranged thing other TIF fujos told them it is.

If you actively go looking for it, anyone could find plenty of evidence that they're "actually trans" since the criteria has widened so much it basically includes every normal human action.

Add to that the very same "totally not girls" that then try to gatekeep yaoi by saying cis women enjoying it means being an -ist and -phobic fetishist (like some other kiwis already mentioned), and you get even more girls basically pushed into trooning out.

Those Zoomers just don't get that yaoi has always been for women and that before the troon craze only the most naive would have ever thought those ships to be an actual, realistic depiction of a gay relationship. And now tumblr and Twitter are full of two girls larping as gay couples, it's truly wild.

This is not a defence of yaoi in any way, but the TIFs made something already weird much, much worse by actually trying to live a fantasy.

The discourse around it has gotten worse, as well. Mouse, AKA antis-delete-your-blogs, and LizCourseRants, are two of the biggest in this circle. From them, what would otherwise be young women masturbating to twinks fucking turned into queer rights and trans identity. I've seen far too many cases on how their Hannigram fanfiction is integral to free speech and now obese trans men need female care because fuck you, that's why. A bunch of them also supported Prostasia, which just got outed for employing an open pedophile. You love to see it.

It's one of the reasons I actually miss the 2010-2011 era of shipping. Yes, it was toxic, but the women knew it was just about dudes fucking, no politics behind it. Now it's ALL about politics and 'finding your true self'. And they love lecturing you about how their politics is right, vs being open ended about it as games like Deus Ex or MGS did. When you correct them, though, they get real fucking mad.

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When you're 500 lbs and can barely fit into your car, you have a problem. I bet bitches like her were raging over people not wearing a mask in public. And even with the fat, I can still tell she's female. So much for 'we just can't tell.'

Here is what happens when you google "Can men menstruate".
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Remember this nonsense is from the same people who LOVE to lecture the conservatives on "Not believing in science" while they deny biology 101.

I see this all the time on Jammidodger's videos when she makes them on BadWomensAnatomy or anything related to the 'evil straights' - obviously, the irony is lost on her. Sam Collins, another TIF, did this as well, mocking a conservative Christian pair of sisters on their 'backwards' belief on how only women menstruate. To make matters worse, they're doing this in state legislatures too. Guttmacher won't use the word 'woman', and neither will big YouTube doctors.

Menstruation is tied to sex, not gender - the thing they tell us not to confuse.

Speaking of bullshit claims, here are more comments from LonerBox's rape apologia video.

Just a simplification, bros, we just don't know.


We just can't tell! Lots of 'cis women' are clocked as males! They're more likely to be raped, so they need to be placed amongst those demure, peaceful women!


"You can't objectively define what a woman is. Sterile women aren't women, but I know transwomen are, because fuck you, that's why!"

Mouse there claims to be intersex and possesses both sets of genitalia. No word yet on what condition xe-xir actually has.

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

Congrats troons, now IKEA has noticed your retardedness with the shark plushie and has decided to cash in on you. I'm sure the transflag one is more expensive than the regular one.

Tbf, they will need flat pack furniture after the wife leaves them

 

[realitysurf]

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Just a simplification, bros, we just don't know.

I love the mental gymnastics they do to justify their ideology.
The male sex produces small gametes, the female sex produce large gametes. A person who produces no gametes is a eunuch. But a eunuch will still always be either a male or female, as any individual that can or has produced either large or small gametes is a male or female. That's why intersex people are either male or female, because there is no case of ANY intersex person producing both sets of gametes.
The science, which can be found in high school textbooks, is infallible.
The science to disprove this, however, was the pedophile psychologist John Money, who forced 2 castrated children to perform sexual acts with eachother.

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We just can't tell! Lots of 'cis women' are clocked as males! They're more likely to be raped, so they need to be placed amongst those demure, peaceful women!

The "trans genocide" delusion is so funny. The stochasitc terrorists at kiwifarms and Lord of all Transphobes MATT WALSH are literally killing trans people so we have to put them in camps to protect them!
Then they proceed to send death threats to eachother and shoot up gay nightclubs. Hilarious.

 

[Accept Only Substitutes]

Minor PL: I had a hysterectomy last year and had a follow up today. The topic of testosterone for women came up (for menopause symptoms, not transition).

According to my doctor testosterone injections are not really supposed to be used by women. She didn't get into why. I wish she had for purposes of this sperging, but it would have been off-topic in the appointment and I didn't want to sound retarded. She also said that testosterone works best in women with a little estrogen to go along with it. So in her clinic she only gives both to women, preferably in a compounded cream so the dose can be more finely controlled.

I wonder if tifs who have hysterectomies because of being on T still end up having estrogen prescribed to them. I think it would be hilarious if they did, but something tells me they don't because that would probably be ~dysphoric~ to these True and Honest manz and there would be much whining.

Anyway, grain of salt, etc. Just thought some people might find that interesting.

 

[King Possum]

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This one is just depressing. I genuinely pity them.

Also for those uninitiated MAID: Medical assistance in dying, AKA government sponsored suicide.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

The "trans genocide" delusion is so funny. The stochasitc terrorists at kiwifarms and Lord of all Transphobes MATT WALSH are literally killing trans people so we have to put them in camps to protect them!
Then they proceed to send death threats to eachother and shoot up gay nightclubs. Hilarious.

If anyone is committing genocide, it's the trans community.

They groom and sterilize as many children as humanly possible.

The closest thing anyone would have to a "final solution" for troons would actually SAVE them from genocide, because it would involve figuring out a cure for gender dysphoria so they can accept their biological sex as it is without bodily mutilation and poisonous wrong-sex hormones.

Even institutionalization would be justified, because their propensity for grooming children and mentally feeble adults, and lashing out violently against anyone who refuses to play pretend with them, makes them a danger to themselves and others. Troonism is a socially contagious mental illness like anorexia or bulimia.

No killing, no sterilization involved when it comes to dealing with troons. Therefore not a genocide. It's only a genocide in the sense that we're quarantining the sick and preventing them from spreading their disease to others. Depriving them of their only means of reproduction, grooming people to make them as sick and as twisted as they are.

 

[Chandelier]

Minor PL: I had a hysterectomy last year and had a follow up today. The topic of testosterone for women came up (for menopause symptoms, not transition).

According to my doctor testosterone injections are not really supposed to be used by women. She didn't get into why. I wish she had for purposes of this sperging, but it would have been off-topic in the appointment and I didn't want to sound retarded. She also said that testosterone works best in women with a little estrogen to go along with it. So in her clinic she only gives both to women, preferably in a compounded cream so the dose can be more finely controlled.

I wonder if tifs who have hysterectomies because of being on T still end up having estrogen prescribed to them. I think it would be hilarious if they did, but something tells me they don't because that would probably be ~dysphoric~ to these True and Honest manz and there would be much whining.

Anyway, grain of salt, etc. Just thought some people might find that interesting.

Exulansic actually made a few videos about this. Testosterone is carcinogenic, and in women it atrophies organs. Our cells are not coded for the doses offered in those needles. The estrogen acts as a buffer. With it gone, the testosterone wreaks havoc. Vice versa for males and estrogen.

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This one is just depressing. I genuinely pity them.

Also for those uninitiated MAID: Medical assistance in dying, AKA government sponsored suicide.

I would, but that's the path they chose. They'd sooner call you a TERF worthy of death.

They can't do anything without daddy government's help, even suicide. Your ancestors would frown upon you, "Duchess."