"Current year" terms that piss you off

[Two Dollars]

"Go Outside"
It's like touch grass but the pozzed edition. Interesting the only time I see it being said is in response to someone not sucking off someone's favorite youtuber or not spending 80% of their day bitching about the newest political transgression on twitter/facebook.

I’d say “touch grass” is significantly more pozzed. Okay, I reached my hand down and made contact with a blade of grass… what happens next?

 

[(((I am NOT a jew)))]

I’d say “touch grass” is significantly more pozzed. Okay, I reached my hand down and made contact with a blade of grass… what happens next?

Maybe so but I think I think it's useage is less pozzed. Maybe because I'm more used to touch grass but everytime I see "OMG Go Outside" it's usually from some terminally online faggot who doesn't like that someone didn't like their newest capeshit extravangaza.

 

[glass_houses]

'Pozzed'

It sounds like a teenager's euphemism for getting a blowjob.

 

[PipTheAlchemist]

Okay, I reached my hand down and made contact with a blade of grass… what happens next?

Tons and tons of sex with beautiful big-breasted women

 

[Patrick Bait-man]

I cannot overstate how annoying "soy" or "soyboy" is. It's a petty insult used by insecure men.

"What's that? You did something that's slightly unmasculine/feminine? You're such a soyboy."

Shut the fuck up you shit-for-brains 12 year old. Go back to getting beaten by your drunken father.

 

[The Legend 27]

"Haha ___ go brrr!!" Go back to reddit faggot.

 

[Dambusters' Dog II]

'Pozzed'

It sounds like a teenager's euphemism for getting a blowjob.

It was originally some faggots' euphemism for deliberately catching the AIDS. That's why it was reappropriated to mean infected with this bizarre leftist ideology we have all around now, as a sort of joke for those in the know.

 

[Bennytehsmeghead]

"Cope." Piss off, ya butthurt fanfaggot/anti-SJW/SJW!

(god, it's been a while since I used the term "fanfaggot")

"Cis" is another one that gets me riled up.

 

[Dr. Matthew C. Harris]

I’d say “touch grass” is significantly more pozzed. Okay, I reached my hand down and made contact with a blade of grass… what happens next?

At least "touch grass" was funny for a while, "go outside" is lacking so much in any wit and bite that it actually hurts.

And like it's been said before, it's used by jakked faggots who literally can't even rn because you enjoy real entertainment rather than manbaby's first cheap thrills: the capeshit movie.

 

[(((I am NOT a jew)))]

Thankfully not something that's still around but that reddit shit "Kill it with fire before it lays eggs!"
indeed should have been killed with fire.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Self-care.

I can't stand this either. Wahmen need a special term for relaxation that makes them sound "empowered" and I notice more poc wahmen seem to use it. It sounds more like a term for masturbating

 

[The Last Stand]

I can't stand this either. Wahmen need a special term for relaxation that makes them sound "empowered" and I notice more poc wahmen seem to use it. It sounds more like a term for masturbating

I hear terms like "self-care" and "empowerment," it sounds condensing as all hell.

 

[Captain Chromosome]

At my last gig, the administration started responding to questions by saying shit like "That's an incredibly valid question" and "Thank you for asking. Your questions and concerns are valid"
Like nigger, I know my questions are valid because I'm raising them. I don't need validation from some frumpy pixie cut bulldyke with a god complex.

 

[Kalsarikännit]

Tone indicators. Holy fuck I hate tone indicators they are so useless. Like why the fuck would you need someone to basically scream in your face that a comment is sarcastic when even I can piece together the meaning from context and phrasing. Then again Twitterspergs have a vocabulary consisting of only 50 words and all of them are from the white Minecraft YouTuber twink of the week.

 

[AnOminous]

I cannot overstate how annoying "soy" or "soyboy" is. It's a petty insult used by insecure men.

Lmao you are so fucking mad.

One of these is you.

 

[(((I am NOT a jew)))]

Not popular but it's annoying.
Violent overreaction/reactionary
Only time I've heard someone say this is when I would get pissed at people being retarded/autistic and call them out on it. There's nothing violent about reacting to autistic annoying fucks with a proper response of hated and condescension.
Unless you're doing an act of criminal violence against someone, it's not a violent overreaction.

 

[Eddie Gluskin]

"Kino"
"Cringe"

Me and my boyfriend once went to a video game/nerdy shit/ trade show were looking at VHS’s and the guy running the counter came up to us while I had Scooby Doo Cyber Chase in my hand.
“Oh yeah SDCC is pure kino!”
Unprompted. These people need to be shot.

 

[(((I am NOT a jew)))]

“Oh yeah SDCC is pure kino!”
Unprompted. These people need to be shot.

Jesus that's fucking sad.

 

[The Last Stand]

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Why is Garfield turning into a meme?

 

[Flaming Insignias]

I’m sick of the usage of the term “Goyslop.” At a certain point it just makes the speaker sounds like an obsessive killjoy who cannot accept people enjoying any prominent media. We get it, you hate Jews; I do too, but you're not some bold rebel fighting the establishment when you say that, you're just a prick complaining about everything.