Artcow Matthew Davis The Movie Lover / Cartmanfan921 - Cartoon Sperg, "Animator", Professional DVD Destroyer

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Sexy Times Hitler said:
What would happen if Matt pulled a Len Shaner and tried to argue with us?
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I imagine it'll go about as well as Shaner's attempt.

DerSandstrom said:
Well, it looks like we have a reason why he uploads videos at all hours of the day:


He's homeschooled. I kinda figured since I was noticing that he did this on school days pretty frequently, but the reasoning why he dropped out (he hasn't been in public school for four years) was because he, surprise, was a bully magnet and he got god-awful grades. Apparently, he or his mother got a teacher fired over a situation where he was "bullied", probably because he sperged out on constant occasions. And he compares high school to an episode of Gravity Falls. Yeah... this dude is going to be so socially stunted it's not even funny.

And he wants to be a cop when he grows up. Oh dear... this dude wouldn't even get past the first day of training. He'd be a combination of Officer Barbrady and Chief Wiggum.
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If that's true, then his mother's just as dumb as he is (though her helping him out with a prank was dumb enough as it was). Also, I cannot see him as anything in the future except for being a government leach like Chris is/was.
 
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DerSandstrom said:
Well, it looks like we have a reason why he uploads videos at all hours of the day:


He's homeschooled. I kinda figured since I was noticing that he did this on school days pretty frequently, but the reasoning why he dropped out (he hasn't been in public school for four years) was because he, surprise, was a bully magnet and he got god-awful grades. Apparently, he or his mother got a teacher fired over a situation where he was "bullied", probably because he sperged out on constant occasions. And he compares high school to an episode of Gravity Falls. Yeah... this dude is going to be so socially stunted it's not even funny.

And he wants to be a cop when he grows up. Oh dear... this dude wouldn't even get past the first day of training. He'd be a combination of Officer Barbrady and Chief Wiggum.
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Stay in school, kids.
 
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DerSandstrom said:
Apparently, he or his mother got a teacher fired over a situation where he was "bullied", probably because he sperged out on constant occasions.
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I bet his mother did the whole song and dance about how her son is a "Saint" because of his Autism. We all know how self-righteous parents can be when their child is "special."
 
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DerSandstrom said:
Well, it looks like we have a reason why he uploads videos at all hours of the day:


He's homeschooled. I kinda figured since I was noticing that he did this on school days pretty frequently, but the reasoning why he dropped out (he hasn't been in public school for four years) was because he, surprise, was a bully magnet and he got god-awful grades. Apparently, he or his mother got a teacher fired over a situation where he was "bullied", probably because he sperged out on constant occasions. And he compares high school to an episode of Gravity Falls. Yeah... this dude is going to be so socially stunted it's not even funny.

And he wants to be a cop when he grows up. Oh dear... this dude wouldn't even get past the first day of training. He'd be a combination of Officer Barbrady and Chief Wiggum.
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I knew it. I knew he was homeschooled.
 
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Wi-fi Calcium said:
Matthew acting like FineBros over his "after I saw" series.
He acts crazy ranting this movie. It's pretty funny, especially the part in the beginning when he goes outside.
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He doesn't know that people like Brad Jones have been doing the same concept since at least 2011. He really is channeling FineBros with this.
 
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Wi-fi Calcium said:
Matthew acting like FineBros over his "after I saw" series.
He acts crazy ranting this movie. It's pretty funny, especially the part in the beginning when he goes outside.
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I like that he's already tuckered out from flailing his arms outside, complete with panting and all that.

Also, the lame attempt at channeling AVGN-style ranting when he mentioned in the earlier video that he wants to be original. Apparently, his originality is limited to just having a unique title for some of his vids.
 
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Qi Meng Dealer said:
I like that he's already tuckered out from flailing his arms outside, complete with panting and all that.

Also, the lame attempt at channeling AVGN-style ranting when he mentioned in the earlier video that he wants to be original. Apparently, his originality is limited to just having a unique title for some of his vids.
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And even then, the titles aren't that unique when you think about it.
 
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Matthew gets a used copy of The Evil Within from GameSpot. Matthew is pissed that the game has visible wear and scratches on it. Matthew wants to break stuff because the game isn't working on his PS4. Cleaning the disk to get rid of the fingerprints? It doesn't matter to him, because its ruined now.


Matthew gets the game again, but he gets a brand new copy of the game from 2nd & Charles. Because fuck being financially responsible and exchanging the defective disk for a new one.


Also note the title and description.

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"I upgrade my ruined copy of The Evil Within"
"Upgrade my ruined copy"
"Upgrade"

This is like a throwback to the early Chris-chan days.
 
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Matthew gets a used copy of The Evil Within from GameSpot. Matthew is pissed that the game has visible wear and scratches on it. Matthew wants to break stuff because the game isn't working on his PS4. Cleaning the disk to get rid of the fingerprints? It doesn't matter to him, because its ruined now.


Matthew gets the game again, but he gets a brand new copy of the game from 2nd & Charles. Because fuck being financially responsible and exchanging the defective disk for a new one.


Also note the title and description.

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"I upgrade my ruined copy of The Evil Within"
"Upgrade my ruined copy"
"Upgrade"

This is like a throwback to the early Chris-chan days.
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Pissing and moaning about used copies of video games. You honestly have to wonder what his "homeschooling" entails and how effective it really is.
 
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Well, it appears that our future Kurosawa has released a new movie that was probably made in about a week, Daniel Brixburg's Secrets of Tear Road.


I could only get through about ten minutes of it before cringing my way to the x button. Also this face:

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This is the face that I believe he sees a lot.

I skimmed through a couple extra minutes only to see this gem of a photoshop:

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9/10, would laugh hysterically again.

But don't you worry, he's made a couple of DVD's of his newest masterpiece for all of us to enjoy!


Now with glorious, hand-made CD's!

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And coming soon to a cringe compilation near you, Bros!

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Take a moment to look at the sheer :autism: in this "poster". It's apparently supposed to be like the poster for Rocky Horror Picture Show, but I couldn't really tell from those fish eyes.
 
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DerSandstrom said:
Well, it appears that our future Kurosawa has released a new movie that was probably made in about a week, Daniel Brixburg's Secrets of Tear Road.


I could only get through about ten minutes of it before cringing my way to the x button. Also this face:

IcoXZGk.png


This is the face that I believe he sees a lot.

I skimmed through a couple extra minutes only to see this gem of a photoshop:

5Op16To.png


9/10, would laugh hysterically again.

But don't you worry, he's made a couple of DVD's of his newest masterpiece for all of us to enjoy!


Now with glorious, hand-made CD's!

D8AdxiB.png
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Someone tell @bearycool I know what we're watching next movie night.
DerSandstrom said:
And coming soon to a cringe compilation near you, Bros!

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Take a moment to look at the sheer :autism: in this "poster". It's apparently supposed to be like the poster for Rocky Horror Picture Show, but I couldn't really tell from those fish eyes.
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Hitchcock would've loved his use of Comic Sans. It looks more like he's wearing a ski mask instead of being part of a black backdrop.
 
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