Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Delilah Radio Show]

Holy shit lmao

 

[Coom Cruiser]

5:48:
"I'm gonna double-fry everything from now on."

My god. This fucking guy.

 

[She Brings The Rain]

 

[ZipDisk]

Sriracha is a chili sauce. He also appears to be using one of the asian surgur pepper flake sauces, but he didn't put it in the finger bowl. PREP IS BORING
Jack bought another Sriracha even though he already had a second bottle in the seasoning hoard.

OH THIS FUCKING THIEF, he's stealing Rob's "Today is a good day".

lite soy sauce: what is the fucking point?

the resulting potion likely tastes like cough syrup and pine-sol.
pooteen

Return of the meat booger

What is a home run recipe supposed to mean?

Jack's shirt wouldn't be greased if he wasn't such an obese wobbler.

What fucking flavor is glaze, shoe polish? shower sealant?

It's nice to see the criticism is really getting to jack. Tangy and gud.

 

[100BitchHere]

5:48:
"I'm gonna double-fry everything from now on."

My god. This fucking guy.

Just one of those verbal crutches Jack uses. He says "This is how I'm going to do it from now on!" all the time because he can't think of anything else better to say. He never does it again because he only cooks on camera.

 

[Aunt Carol]

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If he didn't have the hat, this would look like a low-cost Friar Tuck cosplay.

The Deep-Fat Friar.

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

OH THIS FUCKING THIEF, he's stealing Rob's "Today is a good day".

This stood out to me as well. Rob’s a big guy but recently he’s been posting videos about going to the gym and eating healthier. Leave it to Jack to be so jealous of Rob’s positivity and hard work that he just has to throw in “I think it’s going be a good year guise” in the most joyless, insecure way possible.

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

So I was looking through old Cooking with Hack episodes and saw a video titled "Jack's Blood Work results". He posted his labwork from October 2013 and then February 2014. He supposedly "cut out" red meat from his diet during the period in between and replaced it with more poultry, fish and whole grains.

Now based on him becoming full fledged diabetic in this time period ( >6.5) , Jagoff concluded that red meat had no impact on his diabetes and cholesterol and blamed it all on the carbs and announced his intention to go on a "low carb diet" while reintroducing red meat to his diet. Now I'm sure you guys know that there isn't a snowballs chance in hell that Jack went 5 months without eating red meat and you would be correct. Here is what he was up to around the time he had eliminated red meat from his diet:

Nice experiment, Jack. You really showed us that carbs are evil. Is this the origin of Jagoffs constant vilification of carbs being unhealthy while red meat/cheese being "gud"? Anyways Jack promised to post his repeat results after going on his "low carb" diet in 4 months time. He never did.

 

[ZipDisk]

I don't really think it's about carbs. Jack just resents bread.

 

[p1138]

Holy shit lmao
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"sriracha HOT chili sauce" right at the top of the fucking bottle!

Is it just me, or is the claw looking a little more gray?

 

[ZipDisk]

looking at that attachment again, he's got a fat fucking bottle of Stubbs that isn't mentioned at all. I'm betting that and the sesame oil bonded into a true abomination.

Probably tasted like the ocean fucked a cigarette and a lollypop.

I can't even calculate how much sodium is in that recipe.

 

[Girl Named Sandoz]

I don't really think it's about carbs. Jack just resents bread.

he fell hard for the keto meme without actually understanding anything about the diet or how it works. his only takeaway was "carbs bad". they aren't, you just can't have them without kicking you out of ketosis which he has never been in for a single second of his life.

 

[ZipDisk]

kind of a repeated thing, but if Jack actually went into ketosis, he would FUCKING DIE.

Leaning Keto was just a fucking lie.

 

[p1138]

he fell hard for the keto meme without actually understanding anything about the diet or how it works. his only takeaway was "carbs bad". they aren't, you just can't have them without kicking you out of ketosis which he has never been in for a single second of his life.

He didn't fall for anything or care about how it works. His only takeaway is that it was an excuse to shovel more meat, cheese, and grease into his face. Back in 2003 or so if the same situation arose, he'd be all about the atkins diet.

 

[Kosher Salt]

For those he should have made them half the size. That means they would have cooked a little easier, wouldn't be raw in the middle and then stack them with the cheese between them letting it melt a bit.

Everything he does is just wrong.

I mean hell, if you want a nice fat burger, throw the patties in the smoker, they'll be cooked all the way and you'll also get that nice smoke. But low and slow isn't fast enough for Jack, even if he's using his smoker he's gonna crank up the heat so it chars the outside and it's oozing blood when you cut into it.

The only time he does halfway decent meat is when he's got a guest host doing the actual cooking.

 

[NaggotFigger]

I mean hell, if you want a nice fat burger, throw the patties in the smoker, they'll be cooked all the way and you'll also get that nice smoke. But low and slow isn't fast enough for Jack, even if he's using his smoker he's gonna crank up the heat so it chars the outside and it's oozing blood when you cut into it.

The nicest burgers are always the ones that are cooked well-timingly. Because of how skillless of a cook Jackonella was, he cannot even cook proper patties, just like that bison burger video. Every single time he cooks something, it always end up severely undercooked. If he does actually make usage of a smoker on every meat, it still would look like raw shit and ends up eating it without caution anyways.

The only time he does halfway decent meat is when he's got a guest host doing the actual cooking.

Guests are way more better cooks than Jagoff, at least they know how to time their cooking well and make them look decent or good. Jack is too much of a talentless hack to actually improve his cooking.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Jack is a miserable fat slob. For a Christian who quotes the bible and asks his followers for prayer requests, he gloats about people losing their job. If this fat prick tried working a real job, he would not last a day. He truly is a pathetic human being.

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He probably is one of those people who believes everyone who works for a specific company share an ideology, like gloating about how the Libtards are out of work and making fun of young people who don't want to be absolute wage slaves.

He doesn't add salt and pepper. Just squirts sugary teriyaki sauce on his raw burger. I don't know why this makes me so angry.

The worst part is that it was the Teriyaki sauce from his own brand. It's like he just wanted to advertise it but felt the Burger was the time to do it.

 

[captkrisma]

Jack also tries to dunk on critics that say "I just say it tastes good" and then proceeds to just list off the flavors of ingredients that he had added earlier. You're not going to really taste the sesame oil given how much soy sauce and garlic ginger paste he added.

Jack ruins the glaze from the start by not measuring in typical Jack fashion. The recipe that he stole from (My Morning Mocha) calls for 4 tablespoons of honey. Jack's stir fry sauce was watery to begin with, so he added either too much soy sauce or not enough honey.

Another thing Jack fucks up on is the amount of garlic ginger paste he adds for the glaze. Recipe calls for a teaspoon to be fried up with the glaze, dumbass here just squirts some into the pan with impunity. There's no balance at all in this dish and it'll taste like shit for sure.

 

[Dondeld Dock]

So I was looking through old Cooking with Hack episodes and saw a video titled "Jack's Blood Work results". He posted his labwork from October 2013 and then February 2014. He supposedly "cut out" red meat from his diet during the period in between and replaced it with more poultry, fish and whole grains.

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Now based on him becoming full fledged diabetic in this time period ( >6.5) , Jagoff concluded that red meat had no impact on his diabetes and cholesterol and blamed it all on the carbs and announced his intention to go on a "low carb diet" while reintroducing red meat to his diet. Now I'm sure you guys know that there isn't a snowballs chance in hell that Jack went 5 months without eating red meat and you would be correct. Here is what he was up to around the time he had eliminated red meat from his diet:

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Nice experiment, Jack. You really showed us that carbs are evil. Is this the origin of Jagoffs constant vilification of carbs being unhealthy while red meat/cheese being "gud"? Anyways Jack promised to post his repeat results after going on his "low carb" diet in 4 months time. He never did.

I wonder what high scores his blood work reach nowadays. But nevertheless, those 2013 scores spell that his blood should be quite toxic now, considering his inaptitude to change anything in his life when it comes to consuming meat and grease like starving caveman.

 

[Dave.]

I’ve watched a lot of Jack’s vlogs where he’ll go to fast food places and then sit in the parking lot in his car while eating like an animal (he eats really gross). He’ll sometimes have his wife with him as well and I get strong impressions his wife really hates him and is only sticking out to collect life insurance.

I’ve also seen his vacation vlogs where he’s the embodiment of every social faux pas imaginable mainly making people uncomfortable or complaining that food aren’t gluttonously loaded with bacon or other shit. Sometimes he’ll complain about inane stuff and drive his wife up a wall as they’re out and about. He is quite an interesting character from what I’ve seen.