She said they’ll have a private pool, so she’ll “get to go swimming.” I don’t know why you’d need that with the entire Indian Ocean around you; I’m sure that statement was a weird attempt at some kind of influencer flex, one that I’m sure she’s going to forget she said.
My favorite part of the stream was when Salah said “how can you listen to someone who doesn’t show their face on camera?” Has he never heard of a radio? How about a podcast, like all the ones his fat bride said she was going to do?
Good ole Clotso. Still the same as ever. She plans to embark on a 30-day-fast, and so in her mind, she is already skinny. She is vegan for six hours, and suddenly she scoffs at the notion that she would ever eat meat. And she fucking daydreams about going to the Maldives and thinks she's already there! Some of her core nuttiness really never changes. Just imagining something in her fat skull means she has actually achieved it. She has always been this way and still is.
Still new to this fat asshole…does the notable jump in food intake indicate anything based on past events? She is getting alogged to smithereens. Is the uptick in overeating a stress reaction to that? Return to Canada? Both?
Her current intake is not her overeating, it’s how she really is, a glutton, she is greedy beyond comprehension, even when she is on live chat and someone mentions what they had to eat, she wants it, even if she has just finished stuffing her fat face, she is now showing salad her true self around food, remember when she first arrived and they went on livestream, he said to her “ remember that you need to lose some weight “ …. a long distant memory, no doubt he gave up trying. Food is her real true love and will always win over everyone and everything in her sad life. Look at our dainty qween and imagine it’s sitting next to you on your next flight.
It's not insanely expensive and if you go in the off season which is coming up in a couple months it's rather reasonable. Shit when I went on holiday we stayed on a yacht and it was cheaper than some hotel rooms I've been in. For the price of just one of the cash payments she has given Salah she could have easily vacationed there for a month+.
I don't doubt she'll go to the Maldives, and it will end like every other chantal arc. She will sit in her cheap accommodations fetishizing the local brown people consuming enough food to feed a small army and take a couple pictures to own the haters.
Her January 19th paycheck will be low, but her Feb 19th paycheck will be devastating. The Feb check will reflect her 7 day ban from this month.
She won't be able to pay March 1st rent without significant cash from Peetz or her family. (Not that I think Feb rent is getting paid, either)
If she refuses to livestream due to sniping, then she's also giving up her chance at superchat income. She desperately needs superchats to pay her bills, even if it's only a 20 bucks per stream.
As we know Chantal lies anytime she opens her mouth, was there any proof she was really banned?, or was she simply hiding in other people's chats, like rumble and such, trying to act like she was banned?, also maybe someone on Salah's side could be slipping money as well as her mother . Helping with all the bills at the villam her other bills everything she has?, I keep hoping for real life to finally smack her and whipe the smug off and never seems to happen lol.
Wait how would they even get there?
Doesn't Salad's non citizen status/visa disallow him from leaving and reentering the country at will?
Also if that's true and she went alone, how much you wanna bet that she'll memory hole her husband in order to fish for new dick? Or claim that just because she's married doesn't mean she can't look?
Unless you're a diver the Maldives are boring as fuck. The islands are tiny, on the one I've been to you could walk around it in 15 minutes. Outside of diving there is the beach, where tiny little crabs live who are annoyed at you invading their beach so they if they come across you laying on their turf they pinch you. The main island is also boring af, market and mosque are the big attractions to see. Not sure how good the internet is, when I was there there was no internet and no tv.
Oof, I welcome the rainbows but I recall doing a University group project of a mock UN Climate Summit and my group was assigned the Maldives, we basically concluded we would just show up in life jackets and beg, that was over 20 years ago...
With one week left until she has to squeeze in to THREE seats (yes, her fat ass was actually in two seats on her way there but she got lucky that the plane was half empty and only had to pay for one) she has bought 26 181 kcal of snacks. There was one bag of chips that I belive she really doesn't like, that will be for Salah and the hamster to share. The rest she'll eat. She has already gained a ton of weight there, her trip back will be hell on earth for her.
Snacks only!
Note that she said they eat all other food out and that there are duplicates of things shown.
There might be slight errors for the products I couldn't clearly see the package size on.
- Pufak (20 bags á 23 g + 2 extra small bags): 2772 kcal
- Mirinda orange (500 ml): 204 kcal
- Mirinda strawberry (500 ml): 230 kcal
- Pepsi (500 ml): 210 kcal
- Ceasar juice (1750ml): 840 kcal
- Almarai pineapple (1400 ml): 756 kcal
- Almarai mixed berries (1400 ml): 868 kcal
- Tropicana Frutz (2 x330 ml): 300 kcal
- Rope cheese (250 g): 757 kcal
- Green olives (250 g?): 438 kcal (probably more, didn't take any oil into account)
- Black olives (250 g?): 438 kcal (probably more, didn't take any oil into account)
- Pickled gherkins (1 kg): 180kcal
- Nice chips (6 bags á 25 g): 786 kcal
- Almarai cheese (48 servings): 2880 kcal
- Cusine cheese puffs (6 bags á 70 g): 1560 kcal
- Labneh (3 packs á 180 g): 1048 kcal
- Nescafé (30 servings): 2220 kcal (for fucking coffee!)
- Pita, Kuwaiti and Lebanese (6? bags á 340 g): 5610 kcal
- Bugles chips (30 g): 150 kcal
- Fico sweet and sour (20 g): 101 kcal
- Fico Dracula (20 g): 106 kcal
- Fico tasty (2 bags á 22 g): 228 kcal
- Kinder chocolate bars (16 pieces): 1136 kcal
- Chocolate puff (70 g): 263 kcal
- Pizza buns (2 x 70 g): 686 kcal
- Cadbury chocolate (4 x 45 g, 2 x 50 g): 1414 kcal
With one week left until she has to squeeze in to THREE seats (yes, her fat ass was actually in two seats on her way there but she got lucky that the plane was half empty and only had to pay for one) she has bought 26 181 kcal of snacks. There was one bag of chips that I belive she really doesn't like, that will be for Salah and the hamster to share. The rest she'll eat. She has already gained a ton of weight there, her trip back will be hell on earth for her.
Snacks only!
Note that she said they eat all other food out and that there are duplicates of things shown.
There might be slight errors for the products I couldn't clearly see the package size on.
- Pufak (20 bags á 23 g + 2 extra small bags): 2772 kcal
- Mirinda orange (500 ml): 204 kcal
- Mirinda strawberry (500 ml): 230 kcal
- Pepsi (500 ml): 210 kcal
- Ceasar juice (1750ml): 840 kcal
- Almarai pineapple (1400 ml): 756 kcal
- Almarai mixed berries (1400 ml): 868 kcal
- Tropicana Frutz (2 x330 ml): 300 kcal
- Rope cheese (250 g): 757 kcal
- Green olives (250 g?): 438 kcal (probably more, didn't take any oil into account)
- Black olives (250 g?): 438 kcal (probably more, didn't take any oil into account)
- Pickled gherkins (1 kg): 180kcal
- Nice chips (6 bags á 25 g): 786 kcal
- Almarai cheese (48 servings): 2880 kcal
- Cusine cheese puffs (6 bags á 70 g): 1560 kcal
- Labneh (3 packs á 180 g): 1048 kcal
- Nescafé (30 servings): 2220 kcal (for fucking coffee!)
- Pita, Kuwaiti and Lebanese (6? bags á 340 g): 5610
- Bugles chips (30 g): 150 kcal
- Fico sweet and sour (20 g): 101 kcal
- Fico Dracula (20 g): 106 kcal
- Fico tasty (2 bags á 22 g): 228 kcal
- Kinder chocolate bars (16 pieces): 1136 kcal
- Chocolate puff (70 g): 263 kcal
- Pizza buns (2 x 70 g): 686 kcal
- Cadbury chocolate (4 x 45 g, 2 x 50 g): 1414 kcal
She said they’ll have a private pool, so she’ll “get to go swimming.” I don’t know why you’d need that with the entire Indian Ocean around you; I’m sure that statement was a weird attempt at some kind of influencer flex, one that I’m sure she’s going to forget she said.
I hope they go to the Maldives. I hope she wastes her meagre paycheck and puts herself further into financial oblivion on a trip she will hate, in honeymoon central with her fake hubby. Go to the Maldives, Chins. Enjoy being hotter than the sun in your festering abaya surrounded by normal-size genuinely loved-up couples, as you get no sex, no kisses, no real affection and plenty of sheepish backpats from the “love of your life”. Yaaasss kweeen, treat yo self! We’re all sooooo jealous.
With one week left until she has to squeeze in to THREE seats (yes, her fat ass was actually in two seats on her way there but she got lucky that the plane was half empty and only had to pay for one) she has bought 26 181 kcal of snacks. There was one bag of chips that I belive she really doesn't like, that will be for Salah and the hamster to share. The rest she'll eat. She has already gained a ton of weight there, her trip back will be hell on earth for her.
Snacks only!
Note that she said they eat all other food out and that there are duplicates of things shown.
There might be slight errors for the products I couldn't clearly see the package size on.
- Pufak (20 bags á 23 g + 2 extra small bags): 2772 kcal
- Mirinda orange (500 ml): 204 kcal
- Mirinda strawberry (500 ml): 230 kcal
- Pepsi (500 ml): 210 kcal
- Ceasar juice (1750ml): 840 kcal
- Almarai pineapple (1400 ml): 756 kcal
- Almarai mixed berries (1400 ml): 868 kcal
- Tropicana Frutz (2 x330 ml): 300 kcal
- Rope cheese (250 g): 757 kcal
- Green olives (250 g?): 438 kcal (probably more, didn't take any oil into account)
- Black olives (250 g?): 438 kcal (probably more, didn't take any oil into account)
- Pickled gherkins (1 kg): 180kcal
- Nice chips (6 bags á 25 g): 786 kcal
- Almarai cheese (48 servings): 2880 kcal
- Cusine cheese puffs (6 bags á 70 g): 1560 kcal
- Labneh (3 packs á 180 g): 1048 kcal
- Nescafé (30 servings): 2220 kcal (for fucking coffee!)
- Pita, Kuwaiti and Lebanese (6? bags á 340 g): 5610
- Bugles chips (30 g): 150 kcal
- Fico sweet and sour (20 g): 101 kcal
- Fico Dracula (20 g): 106 kcal
- Fico tasty (2 bags á 22 g): 228 kcal
- Kinder chocolate bars (16 pieces): 1136 kcal
- Chocolate puff (70 g): 263 kcal
- Pizza buns (2 x 70 g): 686 kcal
- Cadbury chocolate (4 x 45 g, 2 x 50 g): 1414 kcal
Dont do our gunt dirty. She doesnt like bugles, so those 150 kcals of cheesedust must be subtracted.
Just kidding. Shes gonna inhale all of this before she hits the tarmac.
With one week left until she has to squeeze in to THREE seats (yes, her fat ass was actually in two seats on her way there but she got lucky that the plane was half empty and only had to pay for one) she has bought 26 181 kcal of snacks. There was one bag of chips that I belive she really doesn't like, that will be for Salah and the hamster to share. The rest she'll eat. She has already gained a ton of weight there, her trip back will be hell on earth for her.
Snacks only!
Note that she said they eat all other food out and that there are duplicates of things shown.
There might be slight errors for the products I couldn't clearly see the package size on.
- Pufak (20 bags á 23 g + 2 extra small bags): 2772 kcal
- Mirinda orange (500 ml): 204 kcal
- Mirinda strawberry (500 ml): 230 kcal
- Pepsi (500 ml): 210 kcal
- Ceasar juice (1750ml): 840 kcal
- Almarai pineapple (1400 ml): 756 kcal
- Almarai mixed berries (1400 ml): 868 kcal
- Tropicana Frutz (2 x330 ml): 300 kcal
- Rope cheese (250 g): 757 kcal
- Green olives (250 g?): 438 kcal (probably more, didn't take any oil into account)
- Black olives (250 g?): 438 kcal (probably more, didn't take any oil into account)
- Pickled gherkins (1 kg): 180kcal
- Nice chips (6 bags á 25 g): 786 kcal
- Almarai cheese (48 servings): 2880 kcal
- Cusine cheese puffs (6 bags á 70 g): 1560 kcal
- Labneh (3 packs á 180 g): 1048 kcal
- Nescafé (30 servings): 2220 kcal (for fucking coffee!)
- Pita, Kuwaiti and Lebanese (6? bags á 340 g): 5610
- Bugles chips (30 g): 150 kcal
- Fico sweet and sour (20 g): 101 kcal
- Fico Dracula (20 g): 106 kcal
- Fico tasty (2 bags á 22 g): 228 kcal
- Kinder chocolate bars (16 pieces): 1136 kcal
- Chocolate puff (70 g): 263 kcal
- Pizza buns (2 x 70 g): 686 kcal
- Cadbury chocolate (4 x 45 g, 2 x 50 g): 1414 kcal
so nearly 30.000 kcal for Snacks. i doubt it is enough for her to last week. thank god she is able to order take out for her regular meals. perfekt diet for your liver and pancreas, just fat and sweets.
Unless you're a diver the Maldives are boring as fuck. The islands are tiny, on the one I've been to you could walk around it in 15 minutes. Outside of diving there is the beach, where tiny little crabs live who are annoyed at you invading their beach so they if they come across you laying on their turf they pinch you. The main island is also boring af, market and mosque are the big attractions to see. Not sure how good the internet is, when I was there there was no internet and no tv.
that's the thing, for a normal healthy person, it's paradise. I thoroughly enjoyed my time there, it was beautiful. However for a literal land whale, it's not going to be fun at all. She will be eating extremely overpriced dinners and consuming extremely overpriced groceries. There was internet available around the major areas but I didn't use it at all so I couldn't tell you if it was any good. For chantal, looking at photos will give her the same experience as being there because she physically can't even partake in any of the activities available, aside from sitting and eating.
