Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

The person she is defending is a legit pedophile btw. Lots of children art etc. Very fucking creepy.
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jfc I’ve seen this guy floating around on twitter. He’s got a zeta tattoo on his wrist and is a loud degenerate. Good fucking job Staph, you’ve crossed paths with and agreed with a living freak.
 
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I'm catching up on the thread so late but huge W to the Tumblr user who caused a meltdown because normal people are freaked out by shlicking it to serial killers and reporting them. Semper fi.
You can write dark topics without being a shitty human being.
Guillermo del Toro writes dark topics. Monsters are beloved to him because most often the true monsters in stories are really the humans.
Like Jeffrey Dahmer.
Another fun listing was a series of serial killer quote patches. Here are your options:View attachment 4306418
and last but not least, my personal favorite:

Love that she titled the selection box “killer”
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And here’s the description. I think a “true crime buff” is a bit of a stretch when you are in a relationship with 2 of them.
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Of course she would agree with the last statement. She thinks trans people are getting genocided when they can’t get HRT.
By the way, she has this patch for sale, which made me laugh.
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I had to include the second picture. Also, her argument for “being anti trans is anti science” is literally “trans people have existed throughout history so therefore that’s scientific evidence and you should affirm us :story:
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Also says that psychic shit has been proven
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Celebrating the queen’s death (it’s a real mystery why this one’s still up for sale)
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She had quite a few ugly ass retard flag patches up for sale, but here are a couple of my favorites. Of course, she had to make one for one of the identities she made up:View attachment 4306371
And finally, this one based on “the cdc says” meme from Dec 2021. I know it is old but it’s funny to me because she says “quit your job”. Bitch, you don’t even have one to quit!
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This was kind of fun, when she drops new patches, I’ll check their descriptions and report back any funny findings.
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I know all patches are just sentences but they're supposed to say something. Every single thing they write is like a shower thought fart bubble.
Only pedophiles say this shit.
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Made love to her "sweet baby".
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No they didnt.
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Pedophilia is a paraphilia what are they even trying to say here?
 
Actually took the time to read the fanfic of Richard/Michael and just...wow. The parts that don't sound ripped straight from biographies of the characters are just confusing and terrible. Not bad enough to be funny, not good enough to be worth investing in, and nothing even happens. I get it's probably a first chapter in an ongoing series, but it barely introduces the characters (and even then, shouldn't something happen? The first interaction that's hinted at could've been included, ffs.)
I annotated parts of it that leapt out at me:
Richard had tried many an illicit substance, but none did he adore more than “the devil’s dandruff.”
Devil's...dandruff. Devil's dandruff. That sounds made-up as hell. Even DARE wouldn't call cocaine "the devil's dandruff." What????
Richard, in only his skivvies,
the seemingly magic tenner
Skivvies? Tenner?? I can't tell if she's old or british, what the hell are these word choices???
His mother was a woman of small stature of mixed African American and Native American blood. Once stricken with polio, she walked with a bit of a limp.
She puts in shit like this that, while accurate, is completely irrelevant to whatever's going on. I don't think Katherine even moves in this brief scene, why do we need to know she limps? There are so many more infinitely interesting ways to introduce her limp while illustrating she's more compassionate than Joseph and having them give Michael advice, like Katherine crossing the room to meet Michael and stumbling/limping, Joseph stopping her out of care for his wife and that adding to his annoyance at Michael...but I guess I'm asking too much from a fanfiction written by someone whose brain is slowly being rotted away by twitter slapfights and eating parking lot weeds.
to Quincy and the others,
Bill had been startled to see a man
I get this is a fanfiction and readers are assumed to know who the main players and their friends/acquaintances are, but for the love of god would it be too difficult to add a phrase like "To Quincy and the others that worked alongside Michael at the recording studio," or "Bill, Michael's trusted bodyguard of several years, had been startled...." I fucking forgot Bill Bray existed and had to check back in the text to make sure I hadn't skipped over an OC named Bill existing prior to this.
Michael thought back on the conversation well into that night. Joseph had unexpectedly appeared yet again, phone returned to the cradle, and had been cross, as was customary.
PICK. A. TIME. Are we fast-forwarding to the night or are we still in the present where Joseph is finishing his phone call??
For his part, Richard had stayed out of trouble for a while. He hadn’t committed an act of violence since he had dragged that bitch from the car and shot her in the head.
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No mames wey!” Richard barked gruffly. “Dime la neta!”
"No suck way, tell me the net!"
I get that this is "no fucking way, be honest," but I can't tell if this is slang or if Stephanie is just shit at Spanish.
ALSO IT'S ONLY TEN DOLLARS? Michael's been known to give hundreds to people just because, why is Richard losing it over a $10? Why is Michael treating $10 like a huge tip? What even is this stupid fanfiction?
Michael rolled his eyes defiantly at this.[...]He put his hands on his thin hips.
“I’ll be fine,” Michael answered dismissively
“You schmuck! I’m doin’ you a favor!”
Michael, scoffing, said congenially, “Yeah, you idiot.”
Why is Michael such a sassy asshole? I get that none of us knew him personally but this doesn't sound like Michael. It's like he woke up on the bitchy side of the bed.
All in all, 0/10. Maybe it has "isn't a shitty MJ fic oneshot like 90% of MJ fics" going for it, but my god. I have to love, too, how Michael thinks Richard looks normal and safe, meanwhile he's going to go on his bloodiest rampage ever. The story thus far makes Michael out to be a trusting idiot who disrespects everyone that cares about him. Why would anyone besides Stephanie even want to read this?????
 
Steph's starting the T date count BS all trannies are obsessed with.
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Steph's starting the T date count BS all trannies are obsessed with.
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You missed the ridiculous, yet vomit-inducing, tweet just below that, publicly announcing her imaginary oral sex session with (presumably) dead gay Jeffrey Dahmer today. So many layers of crazy.
 
I wonder if it's some silly androgel "microdose." While I wouldn't wish HRT on anyone, Stephanie taking actual full-strength testosterone injections would make this arc a lot shorter and a lot more interesting. "Day 83: I'm balding, unceasingly irritable, and have a hairy double chin" followed by some fake excuse for why she has to stop taking it 2 months later.
 
> “No mames wey!” Richard barked gruffly. “Dime la neta!”

"No suck way, tell me the net!"
I get that this is "no fucking way, be honest," but I can't tell if this is slang or if Stephanie is just shit at Spanish.
ALSO IT'S ONLY TEN DOLLARS? Michael's been known to give hundreds to people just because, why is Richard losing it over a $10? Why is Michael treating $10 like a huge tip? What even is this stupid fanfiction?
It's Mexican slang and it's correct, although it doesn't make much sense in context as you noted (also wey = guey = dude).

"No fucking way, dude!" Richard barked gruffly. "Tell me the truth/be honest!"

And even accounting for inflation and Richard being broke, $10 in 1985 was still only worth about $30 in today money.
 
The person she is defending is a legit pedophile btw. Lots of children art etc. Very fucking creepy.
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>transfeminine
what a surprise!
Steph's starting the T date count BS all trannies are obsessed with.
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her claiming she got her 'pussy eaten earlier this afternoon' is killing me. I thought she was still avoiding sex? didn't she just say a few days ago she unfollowed 'nsfw blogs' on tumblr? also, I'd comment on the fact that she's claiming a ghost ate her out, but at this point I think it's funnier left unsaid.
 
>transfeminine
what a surprise!

her claiming she got her 'pussy eaten earlier this afternoon' is killing me. I thought she was still avoiding sex? didn't she just say a few days ago she unfollowed 'nsfw blogs' on tumblr? also, I'd comment on the fact that she's claiming a ghost ate her out, but at this point I think it's funnier left unsaid.
It's a boy pussy bigot!
 
>transfeminine
what a surprise!

her claiming she got her 'pussy eaten earlier this afternoon' is killing me. I thought she was still avoiding sex? didn't she just say a few days ago she unfollowed 'nsfw blogs' on tumblr? also, I'd comment on the fact that she's claiming a ghost ate her out, but at this point I think it's funnier left unsaid.
A GAY ghost ate her out!
 
>transfeminine
what a surprise!

her claiming she got her 'pussy eaten earlier this afternoon' is killing me. I thought she was still avoiding sex? didn't she just say a few days ago she unfollowed 'nsfw blogs' on tumblr? also, I'd comment on the fact that she's claiming a ghost ate her out, but at this point I think it's funnier left unsaid.
She gotta make a new accounts because they were all banned, so therefore it’s fine to refollow them (or something, in Staph logic. I wouldn’t be surprised if she actually thought this way and did it).
 
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