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[Humbert Humbert]

Smh, @Meiwaku, beating Humbert Humbert to his daily Kevin diary update. Still love ya tho No matter, I will still post (I have some of the threads stitched together into one photo, and archives too).
At the stroke of midnight, Kevin tells us that his dad was a programmer but he doesn’t know anything about programming. [A]

“Weird relationship with horror” As if this mf ain’t living in horror flick himself (what with his housemates, the dying animals being put into mass graves, the state of his living space, the things he has done to his body and mind, etc etc) [A]

Blah blah blah pretzels Optimus Prime [A]

enough of this cancer already [A]

Twitter stop interfering with Kevin’s constant need to be horny with his mutuals, this is probably slowing him down [A]

Cats (video down below) [A]

More transformers shit [A]

The comic book threads mentioned by @Meiwaku (among many other things in this writeup), the second of which he remembers he HAS the shit he wants. [1], [2]

Oh and also, I happened to be poking around in his replies (which I don’t usually do) and just so happened to see him reveal that he was diagnosed with Tourette’s in 1994. [A]

I’m just ignoring everything else in that tweet.

Spoiler: Media

Also, I am disappointed but not surprised that we didn’t hear shit about Kevin’s sleepover that was supposedly going to happen tonight. As a refresher, this was from last night:

And is going to have a sleepover tomorrow night at another tranny (presumably)‘s place! [A]
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I hope it actually happens because I need something exciting to happen, dammit!

I was even looking forward to the daily Kevin post in the slim chance he would go (idk who invited him tho). But noo, he probably bailed just like he did at that fur convention, and now he is spending his evening on Twitter. Typical.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

I like how he's trying to imply the "these pretzels are making me thirsty" line from Seinfeld is somehow a Nazi thing because he thinks it may have come from 4chan and also contains a Woody Allen "reference" (since Woody is a Nazi clearly) when the fact that it's Michael Richards saying it is sitting right there.

 

[forgotten corn]

I like how he's trying to imply the "these pretzels are making me thirsty" line from Seinfeld is somehow a Nazi thing because he thinks it may have come from 4chan and also contains a Woody Allen "reference" (since Woody is a Nazi clearly) when the fact that it's Michael Richards saying it is sitting right there.

He’s not implying it’s a nazi thing, it’s because Woody Allen is a pedophile.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

He’s not implying it’s a nazi thing, it’s because Woody Allen is a pedophile.

Wow, so you're denying that pedophiles are allied with fascists like the Kiwi Farms and Earl?

 

[Humbert Humbert]

And unlike Kevin, she is inarguably a little girl.



On a tenuous link to the subject of little girls in literature, you being Humbert Humbert and journaling the life of Kevvie is like a sinister and creepier parodic version of Lolita.

At least though it is clear that you are not falling in love with him, or convincing yourself that he is leading you on.

Even though he probably would be leading you on if he knew how.

I just saw this now for some reason, but LMAO. No I am not falling in love with Kevin, he is not a nymphet (read: not 12, nor a girl).

On a real note, Kevvy just makes me laugh. The tranch could literally be on fire and he’d still be playing with his toys getting high. Actually, I’m remembering the time that Bonnie ran off the reservation and there were tensions and Kevin commented on how living in a commune is stressful but that’s what weed is for. Also the time they had solar panels installed and Kevin commented on not even hearing it being done

 

[AMHOLIO]

Catching up.

He’s currently tweeting about some a box of little transformers figurines he wants but I’m done with him for tonight. Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with him??? He gets new toys every fucking day and if he isn’t playing with them, he’s finding more to buy/beg for!

If he had a review channel where he could monetize videos about his consooooom habits and even beg for patreon money he'd be swimming in like, 100$+ more neetbux than he does now. And yet it will never happen because he's lazy as fuck: he has no problems appearing on other's livestreams but as soon as he'd have to learn video software he'd nope the fuck out. He crashes into slumber way too easily.

I'm guessing he might have some reservations for appearing online since youtube isn't as big of a hugbox as twitter but the allure of internet fame might outweigh it enough that he'd be one of those reviewers who'd go through cycles of working and not working and deleting fucking everything while making begging videos.

Anyways, Neck is “really fucking depressed”

He's been depressed for the past 6 months. I wonder why. Maybe he shouldn't have torched his entire life, leaving his wife and kids (who are better off without him), touring the country on his trans adventure, leaving his job (or does he still have it?), and settling down with Wedge in a state where nothing happens (forgot which state).

He could be happy with wedge, but by god does he not make the effort. The same with his past families. I don't know if he knows how to make himself happy, he seems like Kevin to be too hedonistic.

Kevryn brags up how cool it is to be T4T. As if he has any other options, lol. Amazingly, there is something worse than being an incel: T4T prison sex.

Incels are blind to the idea that there are worse fates than permavirginity, and I think we can use this as part of an anti-incel depression program.

Maybe he's on a jag of opening up his toys because the sound of ripping apart shrinkwrap and cardboard helps to drown out the death rattles of the alpacas outside.

They fall like flies. It probably lulls him to sleep by now.

Kevin is good at making empty connections

I can't believe I'm feeling emptiness by proxy with this. 10-16 year olds do this in their obsessing over belonging phase. I'm stunned at how my brain looks at this and hears a pebble rattling around an empty tin can. Peanut brain thinking.

He discusses clit erections. “It’s not phantom dick! It feels like my clit is just my shrunken dick” -Kevin Gibes,

He doesn't believe his "clit" is actually a clit. He wouldn't be vomiting this onto twitter if he did.

That inheritance is definitely long gone, Kevin is on neetbux by now, plus his grifting. That inheritance is also interesting because he screwed his brother out of it and his brother hates him to this day because of it. Kevin has talked about "feeling bad" for that but has apparently made no effort whatsoever to actually mend their relationship.

To be fair, his ex wife and the brother did screw around while she was married to Kevin. It doesn't make up for the money but if my brother fucked my ex I would call it even with money. Sad it should have just gone to hasbro directly, but I can understand Kevvie for a moment.

Most well adjusted Tranny^

He talks like a Batmam villain. Batman's most brain damaged enemy, the Sissy Addict (I hope he stays clean but it works as being addicted to the sissy life in addition to drugs).

Oh and also, I happened to be poking around in his replies (which I don’t usually do) and just so happened to see him reveal that he was diagnosed with Tourette’s in 1994

He's so small brained and short sighted he doesn't realize this post isn't about him, it's about young people, people who WEREN'T alive for most if not all of the Clinton administration. Kevin doesn't count here. He MIGHT have counted if he was diagnosed during the past 10 years, but his chronic stupidity strikes again. It's even worse than his Tourette’s and his genderfeels.

 

[A Grey Cat]

He is like some spoiled brat from a classic children’s novel.
Veruca Salt or Elouise, the girl who lives in the hotel.

Fitting that i compared him to dudley dursley two Christmases ago when he showed off a stack of crap he bought for himself for the holiday as a gift to himself. compare him to spoiled brats who are boys, he'd get off on being compared to spoiled little girls. (if he still could get off)


Also of course he named the cat binx. Hocus Pocus is popular among these groups;

manchildren stuck in the past

drag queens obsessed with bette midler

homosexuals obsessed with bette midler

troons obsessed with aping the sanderson sisters because "tee hee so femine and ladylike uwu."

kevin ticks two...maybe three of those boxes.

 

[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

Based Landlord.

Trans people have a habit of incorporating every noxious bad habit they have into their "gender identity" so I guess I believe them?

 

[Winnie the Poohnani]

He's been depressed for the past 6 months. I wonder why. Maybe he shouldn't have torched his entire life, leaving his wife and kids (who are better off without him), touring the country on his trans adventure, leaving his job (or does he still have it?), and settling down with Wedge in a state where nothing happens (forgot which state).

He could be happy with wedge, but by god does he not make the effort. The same with his past families. I don't know if he knows how to make himself happy, he seems like Kevin to be too hedonistic.

I suddenly realized through continued exposure to these crazed trannies that I've become blind to the glaringly obvious fact: There is no such thing as a happy troon. Full stop. I can't think of a single one that possesses so much as a smidgen of true joi de vivre. While they conspicuously brag about how ecstatic they are after transitioning and are filled with "gender euphoria" from "living their true selves", the reality is that they, to a man, look like the most miserable sad bastards in the world. Because they are. And beyond how they look, they describe their lives in ways that prove the abyss has not only looked into them, but has taken up residence in the squalid hovels of their souls.

They take endless selfies and post them, living desperately from asspat to asspat from orbiters even more broken in their heads than the troons themselves are. They don't smile so much as they smirk or display rictus -- not even a hint of a true smile ever rises to their eyes. Then again, what do they have to be happy about? The best they can do is whistle past the graveyard of their ruined bodies and lives.

And you know, this makes me very happy. It gives me a schadenfreude boner the size of Kevryn's forehead (which means it can be seen from outer space). It is the most awesome, life-affirming, thing in the world to NOT be a troon.

TL;DR Damn it sucks to be a troon. Pain looks good on them, so more of that please.

 

[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

I suddenly realized through continued exposure to these crazed trannies that I've become blind to the glaringly obvious fact: There is no such thing as a happy troon.

Hard agree. I've known trans people who are nice. Good people, even. But none of them are happy. None of them are healthy. And that's the saddest thing of all.

 

[FinnSven]

Fitting that i compared him to dudley dursley two Christmases ago when he showed off a stack of crap he bought for himself for the holiday as a gift to himself. compare him to spoiled brats who are boys, he'd get off on being compared to spoiled little girls. (if he still could get off)


Also of course he named the cat binx. Hocus Pocus is popular among these groups;

manchildren stuck in the past

drag queens obsessed with bette midler

homosexuals obsessed with bette midler

troons obsessed with aping the sanderson sisters because "tee hee so femine and ladylike uwu."

kevin ticks two...maybe three of those boxes.

I suppose he is more like a spoiled boy in that regard. Especially Dudley Dursley who flew into a tantrum when Harry had to come with them to the zoo.

Kevvie has similar notions of sharing.

To be honest I was mostly thinking of Violet Elizabeth Bott, of Just William when I was making a comparison of literary girls to Kevvie.

Just William: William meets Violet Elizabeth

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youtu.be

An exaggerated and ridiculous parody of little girls and I am sure Kevvie would scream until he was sick if toys were denied to him.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Hard agree. I've known trans people who are nice. Good people, even. But none of them are happy. None of them are healthy. And that's the saddest thing of all.

Renee Richards seems pretty well-adjusted and happy* (if still kind of the same self-focused asshole she was pre-surgery). She is not, though, down with the Kevin/Current Year brand of fluidity, believes in binary, claims "transsexuality" rather than "transgenderism," and is and has been a very, very successful eye surgeon/ ophthalmologist (aka productive member of society) both before and after the tennis career.

* happy as in normal, functional happy, not "euphoric."

https://www.si.com/.amp/tennis/2019/06/28/renee-richards-gender-identity-politics-transgender-where-are-they-now

https://www.gq.com/story/renee-richards-interview/amp

 

[AnOminous]

He talks like a Batmam villain. Batman's most brain damaged enemy, the Sissy Addict (I hope he stays clean but it works as being addicted to the sissy life in addition to drugs).

It's BatMAAAAAAA'AM!

 

[AMHOLIO]

suddenly realized through continued exposure to these crazed trannies that I've become blind to the glaringly obvious fact: There is no such thing as a happy troon.

I'll play devil's advocate and say there may be a few out there. But every single one of them doesn't touch reddit, discord, twitter, or other social media. Otherwise, they're the exception that proves the rule rather than showing how magical trans is.

They do surveys of trans people who love saying how happy they are, but more in depth, quality of life and gage of mental health isn't explored. It's sad.

from asspat to asspat

This would be a great username.

I suppose he is more like a spoiled boy in that regard. Especially Dudley Dursley who flew into a tantrum when Harry had to come with them to the zoo.

Thank god Dudley actually grew up. Kevin has failed to launch in that regard. Probably because he's so FAT.

It's BatMAAAAAAA'AM!

Nananananananana BATMAAAAAAAAA'AM!!! This made me laugh harder than it should have.

 

[FinnSven]

Now apologies I've been busy so it's been a while. Is this Corps propoganda or something new infront of the corps logo?

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Okay this one first because this self awareness level:
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Moving on:

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I did not grab the 15 sec video

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Bruh look at the pillow LMAOOO
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He's stopped doinf the forehead thing since we started the forehead updates. Update: still balding.


Here's some classic Kevin. Tl;dr he was lamenting about having to save up $200 for part of a set.....and then realized he already owns this.

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*Deep storage* aka the Garage.

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"Doll" yes. That's what he said.
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A Kevin meme


Idk if we grabbed this one already:
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Another $21.11 before s/h....

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Also daily Kevin Follower LOL full twitter archive included....
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Archive, outlinks not saved

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Hold on wait ...
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Computer, enhance.... Yep that's carved in Kiwis

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I have no idea what all these runes mean other than this is a tranny dogman.

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Based Landlord.... But I wouldn't rent to someone with "Sissy" carved into their chest or scratcher tats regardless of tranny or not.

This tranny also is a recovering drug addict whose OD'd that's not using right now so might be worth watching for lols.
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Dad doesn't want me to mutilate my body boo hoo!!!

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Most well adjusted Tranny^

This “person” is way more typical of the old school 90-00s kinda tranny.

Fucked up, on drugs, chasing something unobtainable, invented problems with parents and family, but above all blames all of their problems on other people being “transphobic”.

Though I think back then they just said “not understanding what I am going through”, as “trans” phobia wasn’t really coined at that point.

Never understood why these dislikes and prejudices have been described as phobias.

I am not afraid of trannies, I just think they are delusional. I don’t even necessarily dislike them, I see it as more their problem if they are upset about not being considered real women or men.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Part of what's off-putting and seemingly miserable about them is a depth of self-obsession that even in the US (which is internationally notorious for being self-obsessed) seems tacky and off-putting.

It's not even the kind of self-obsession that leads to self-improvement, like I find "swole" culture to be vulgar, but at least it's nominally making an investment in yourself.

Trannies make mortification of the flesh look like self-improvement. Put on a hair shirt and a smile and go about your day.

Trannies all seem like my pill-popping grandma who will sit there surrounded by family and complain about how lonely and miserable she is.

I hate the Duggars and I think they're tards but there's something about putting others before yourself that seems more likely to cultivate long-term happiness than the other way around.

Kevin's collecting and coom-posting seem so solitary. You have two spouses you live with and yet your moments of greatest joy are hiding in your cave and opening a package for a hobby that you alone engage in. I bet their vaunted burrito nights are them all eating alone in the same room.

 

[FinnSven]

Sounds

Part of what's off-putting and seemingly miserable about them is a depth of self-obsession that even in the US (which is internationally notorious for being self-obsessed) seems tacky and off-putting.

It's not even the kind of self-obsession that leads to self-improvement, like I find "swole" culture to be vulgar, but at least it's nominally making an investment in yourself.

Trannies make mortification of the flesh look like self-improvement. Put on a hair shirt and a smile and go about your day.

Trannies all seem like my pill-popping grandma who will sit there surrounded by family and complain about how lonely and miserable she is.

I hate the Duggars and I think they're tards but there's something about putting others before yourself that seems more likely to cultivate long-term happiness than the other way around.

Kevin's collecting and coom-posting seem so solitary. You have two spouses you live with and yet your moments of greatest joy are hiding in your cave and opening a package for a hobby that you alone engage in. I bet their vaunted burrito nights are them all eating alone in the same room.

Also, do the other people in the polycule fuck other outside people?

Sounds more like the three of them are just sad castrated men who give variously different levels of care to sex.

It’s amazingly more tragic than two teenagers falling into an intense love and then Romeo and Juliette-ing.

At least the teenage boy and girl had a passionate romance.

 

[AnOminous]

They do surveys of trans people who love saying how happy they are, but more in depth, quality of life and gage of mental health isn't explored. It's sad.

That's how a cult operates (or just quacks in general). They get a testimonial from someone immediately after they've just committed to some huge and painful expense, while they're probably still woozy on the drugs. Just getting someone to affirm they're satisfied with something right after it fulfills a milieu control demand.

 

[Winnie the Poohnani]

I remember reading an analysis of academic studies of television watching habits and the problem of getting reliable data. Viewers who filled out surveys often had a tendency to say they didn't watch tv at all, preferring to read books instead. But if they did watch tv, it was PBS, and not that network tripe.

Digging deeper, researchers found that a large portion who were self-reporting as infrequent television viewers or who claimed to only watch PBS were actually watching game shows, soap operas and network sitcoms like everyone else.

People lie to portray themselves in a more ideal light. Troons lie even more than the average. Kevryn brags how awesome it is to be trans, when it's glaringly obvious that he's clinically depressed, with chronic anxiety, and is self-medicating for it.

As Twain said, "There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics," (he attributed the phrase to Disraeli). Good luck getting anything resembling the truth out of cult members who are intent on furthering the cause, and whose Twatter follower counts are built on portraying themselves as unqualified successes.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

Being horny on Twitter is not a job. Also, he wants to make porn but thank god his room is too small and messy. [A]

Kevin lore [A]

Much like his room, Kevin is too lazy to clean his email inbox. [A]

Speaking of his room: [A]

Gender [A]