Tickle-heads (The ASMR Community)

[3holeDonkeyPunch]

Been a long time asmr consoomer, but seeing comments like this raises the question if ASMR should exist at all. Esp. the ones with GF simulation and intimacy

Fuck that's cringe.

Who admits to liking the red hot chili peppers?

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

my guilty pleasurer.

 

[74164978231]

Maybe it is for some people, but I find that kind of thing intensely cringe-y. I just come across voices (typically old man voices) occasionally that are unintentionally pleasing to listen to - movies, TV, voice-overs, interviews, podcasts, whatever. Not very intimate and certainly not anything sexual.

I was really surprised when I found out about the "ASMR community" and it was all parasocial and weirdo sex shit.

Theres a fundamental difference between Carl Sagan talking about humanities accomplishments in Cosmos putting you to sleep, and seeking out this content from people who specifically create it.

None of the stuff that is churned out today is digital ambien, its just esoteric coomer material.

 

[Less Nasty Old Person]

Search YouTube for Hoof Trimming ASMR and you'll see a newly exploding genre of, well, people trimming horse hooves. To each their own I guess.

The dark side of this trend is the Chinese donkey hoof trimming subgenre. The trimmers use what's basically a sharpened shovel to trim grotesquely overgrown hooves on either severely neglected domestic donkeys or rounded up feral donkeys after they have been sold to feedlots. They gain more weight when their feet aren't so sore apparently. They then become TCM because of course they do.

The trimmers are incredibly rough with the donkeys -- twisting their lips and ears with wire to immobilize them and yelling "keep still" if the donkey tries to struggle -- remember these are unhandled or neglected animals with no reason to trust humans.

These don't quite go as far as the monkey hate videos, more the extreme pimple popping end of things, and they use lots of attention grabbing thumbnails and titles drawing attention to suffering, pain, deformity, infection and gore.

Apparently the need for magic donkey potions has caused extreme pressure on local donkey populations, so now China is importing donks from around the world for slaughter.

If only they would decide rats were magic life extending aphrodisiacs when converted to TCM, then they'd be doing something that would actually benefit humanity.

痛苦啊！锤子蹄折磨老驴卧地8年，蹄窝爆满病变，师傅全力拯救险些被踢【河北小辉姐】

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[3holeDonkeyPunch]

Search YouTube for Hoof Trimming ASMR and you'll see a newly exploding genre of, well, people trimming horse hooves. To each their own I guess.

The dark side of this trend is the Chinese donkey hoof trimming subgenre. The trimmers use what's basically a sharpened shovel to trim grotesquely overgrown hooves on either severely neglected domestic donkeys or rounded up feral donkeys after they have been sold to feedlots. They gain more weight when their feet aren't so sore apparently. They then become TCM because of course they do.

The trimmers are incredibly rough with the donkeys -- twisting their lips and ears with wire to immobilize them and yelling "keep still" if the donkey tries to struggle -- remember these are unhandled or neglected animals with no reason to trust humans.

These don't quite go as far as the monkey hate videos, more the extreme pimple popping end of things, and they use lots of attention grabbing thumbnails and titles drawing attention to suffering, pain, deformity, infection and gore.

Apparently the need for magic donkey potions has caused extreme pressure on local donkey populations, so now China is importing donks from around the world for slaughter.

If only they would decide rats were magic life extending aphrodisiacs when converted to TCM, then they'd be doing something that would actually benefit humanity.

痛苦啊！锤子蹄折磨老驴卧地8年，蹄窝爆满病变，师傅全力拯救险些被踢【河北小辉姐】

传统修蹄老手艺︱https://xiaohuijie.page.link/tobR会员VIP → https://xiaohuivip.page.link/29hQ大家好，这里是【河北小辉姐】录制该视频是为了记录对动物的医疗过程。 该渠道的目的是提高对这些情况的认识。This video is made to d...

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Reminds me of the "turtle barnacle scraping ASMR" where South Asians would take river turtles, superglue a shitload of bullshit to them, sometimes barnacles, sometimes not, and then roughly rip all that shit off with a knife.

 

[Less Nasty Old Person]

Reminds me of the "turtle barnacle scraping ASMR" where South Asians would take river turtles, superglue a shitload of bullshit to them, sometimes barnacles, sometimes not, and then roughly rip all that shit off with a knife.

Yeah, ick. One of the big name SnakeTubers said the turtle shell has sensory nerves and the fake barnacle removal is painful.

 

[74164978231]

Search YouTube for Hoof Trimming ASMR and you'll see a newly exploding genre of, well, people trimming horse hooves. To each their own I guess.

The dark side of this trend is the Chinese donkey hoof trimming subgenre. The trimmers use what's basically a sharpened shovel to trim grotesquely overgrown hooves on either severely neglected domestic donkeys or rounded up feral donkeys after they have been sold to feedlots. They gain more weight when their feet aren't so sore apparently. They then become TCM because of course they do.

The trimmers are incredibly rough with the donkeys -- twisting their lips and ears with wire to immobilize them and yelling "keep still" if the donkey tries to struggle -- remember these are unhandled or neglected animals with no reason to trust humans.

These don't quite go as far as the monkey hate videos, more the extreme pimple popping end of things, and they use lots of attention grabbing thumbnails and titles drawing attention to suffering, pain, deformity, infection and gore.

Apparently the need for magic donkey potions has caused extreme pressure on local donkey populations, so now China is importing donks from around the world for slaughter.

If only they would decide rats were magic life extending aphrodisiacs when converted to TCM, then they'd be doing something that would actually benefit humanity.

痛苦啊！锤子蹄折磨老驴卧地8年，蹄窝爆满病变，师傅全力拯救险些被踢【河北小辉姐】

传统修蹄老手艺︱https://xiaohuijie.page.link/tobR会员VIP → https://xiaohuivip.page.link/29hQ大家好，这里是【河北小辉姐】录制该视频是为了记录对动物的医疗过程。 该渠道的目的是提高对这些情况的认识。This video is made to d...

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Nate the hoof guy would not approve at all.

 

[Sugriva]

This is the only ASMR video that needs to exist.

 

[BulkForceFive]

Something of minor note: my sources (random people on the internet) tell me that Starling ASMR is now in a relationship with the 'Batman' guy who has been going around buying out the Throne wishlists of various (female) ASMRtists. All I can say for sure is that he's bought her a lot of stuff in the past and she's making cryptic 'I have a boyfriend and I wuv him so much' type posts on Twitter, including one of her feet and some guy's feet, both wearing Batman socks.

Starling was married at one point, I believe she dumped her husband and he took all her video-making equipment as revenge. Now, if she's roped the biggest paypig in the community all she has to worry about is all the other girls jealous they won't be getting those thousand-dollar gift dumps anymore.

 

[74164978231]

Now, if she's roped the biggest paypig in the community all she has to worry about is all the other girls jealous they won't be getting those thousand-dollar gift dumps anymore.

Or being roped her.

 

[Syntaxion]

Been a long time asmr consoomer, but seeing comments like this raises the question if ASMR should exist at all. Esp. the ones with GF simulation and intimacy
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That's 100% on him. Might aswel ban romance films while we're at it. And romance novels. And prostitutes, as people fall in love with them too. Maybe even random women, because guys fall in love with random women all the time. He sounds young, he has the time to fix himself and meet people irl. Though even worse than that:

,you love to make videos like that,to people imagine something never gonna happened,just imagination

ESL third worlder lmfao

 

[Ratboy Genius]

I swear you heckers need to watch this right now

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

I swear you heckers need to watch this right now

It's cute and all but that very very loud Pikachu sound is about as far from relaxing as it gets. The Piplup one in suggestions has the same problem.

The Bulbasaur and Charmander ones seem pretty ok. I still wouldn't really call it ASMR, more like just generally calm videos. But I guess "ASMR" is also a stand-in term for that stuff too.

 

[iSaidShhh]

Only thing I can think of that wasn't mentioned earlier is that Ardra Neala got into a relationship with Phoenician Sailor and it did not end well, but the exact details are lost on me.

I'm super late but I am perhaps the only person on the planet that wants the details on this.

Also, I discovered this guy recently and really like his content, but as with every hot male ASMR creator I'm waiting for the screencaps of him being weird in at least eight different women's DMs before the end of the year.

 

[BulkForceFive]

I'm super late but I am perhaps the only person on the planet that wants the details on this.

Also, I discovered this guy recently and really like his content, but as with every hot male ASMR creator I'm waiting for the screencaps of him being weird in at least eight different women's DMs before the end of the year.

Sadly I believe the details are lost to time and the collapse of 8chan. It was the sort of thing that gets aired out in Instagram stories that vanish after a certain period passes. There were allegations of 'abuse' flying around, but what that means I do not know. Phoenician Sailor has a serious case of Twitter Disease and judging from how he's constantly malding on there, I could see him going 'I voted for the RIGHT SIDE OF HISTORY I can do what I want to my wife!" On the other hand, Ardra is also a very quirky, sensitive arthoe type so 'abuse' could mean 'didn't put up with my nonsense'.

In other, minor news, some of WhisperAudios sexy Patreon photos were leaked on Reddit, and they're... surprisingly classy. Just some undies and a white shirt. It's still kind of a shock to see an ASMR 'OG' resort to this kind of thing. (I'll post a link but I don't know about reposting images here, I don't want to cause trouble for Null with DMCAs)
Post on r/MoreSexyAsmrGirls
EDIT: also I don't want to turn this thread into what people say ASMR is about: coomers getting horny over these girls.

 

[Ponglenis]

ASMR was better in 1996:

It probably won't give you a boner though, which seems to be main appeal with the parasocial "GF experience" thrown in these days.

Male loneliness and sexlessness is the main reason ASMR has become so popular and why most viewers of those channels are male. I would bet most of those guys don't even experience the ASMR phenomenon itself.

 

[Spitz]

I'm glad somebody else necrod this thread with a barber shop ASMR so that I didn't have to.

The "girlfriend experience" ASMR is extremely cringeworthy, especially Gibi with her weeb roleplaying. "No talking" should be the cardinal rule of ASMR.

This one has a lot of different trigger sounds as well as timestamps so people can find what works best.

 

[3holeDonkeyPunch]

I would bet most of those guys don't even experience the ASMR phenomenon itself.

I certainly don't. Theres no frisson or trancelike state, just an emotional longing for interpersonal interaction. It's not even a boner thing. Pretty girls being nice to me, dudes like PowerOfSound checking me for dandruff, it's all good.

Fills the hole, or at least saran wraps over it and places cones around it so people don't fall in.

 

[Chocolate Wombat]

I certainly don't. Theres no frisson or trancelike state, just an emotional longing for interpersonal interaction. It's not even a boner thing. Pretty girls being nice to me, dudes like PowerOfSound checking me for dandruff, it's all good.

Fills the hole, or at least saran wraps over it and places cones around it so people don't fall in.

I used to get the tingle thing when getting my hair cut and at some other times, it wasn't a sexual thing, just a weirdly pleasant buzz. Sometimes the ASMR will generate something similar but not very often.

Edited to add this:

The channel does a lot of other asmr stuff that's really detailed with high production values.

 

[Subaru Impreza WRC]

I'm surprised Gibi isn't mentioned here that often considering how much of a lolcow she is starting to become with her political sperging on twitter lately, and her god awful fucking tattoos.
She recently uploaded a video talking about deepfakes and how hard she has it as a womxn creator on youtube, that people can make AI nudes of her (there was barely any deepfakes of her since she has the body of a prepubescent boy and is not sexy whatsoever), essentially urging everyone to retweet her and talk about it and give her attention or you're literally not an ally (the troon logic of SILENCE IS LITERALLY GENOCIDE). She has to be aware of the streissand effect and is most likely doing this to get asspats and victim points.

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A month or so passes and she follows it up with a tweet calling out his MALE peers for not retweeting her enough and talking about this more. How dare they not give her the asspats SILENCE IS VIOLENCE YOU BIGOTS

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