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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
The tranch has remained silent. Last activity from Penny or the actual tranch account was days ago, so no they haven’t signal boosted this.
Also, this made me laugh a bit.
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"Hello sir why are you here today?"
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ETA: ah, no, they're making claims that are significantly more insane. They say the local police don't investigate all this because they're a bunch of inbred hillbillies related to everyone else in town and told them to stop calling... the claim that their ranch hand got FUCKING MURDERED is never mentioned again, btw.
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Also, interesting situation with a warrant? And some sort of ELITE UBER DOXXXXX WITNESS PROTECTION situation, suggesting there's something interesting going on with them.
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Here's the GFM link, which is a wild rea, and supposedly some what I assume is a social justice rag is doing a two parter story on it. Could be interesting.
Tranchers better retweet their poor comrades in arms!
Had they just read Sowell this wouldn’t have happened!
 
In the US, if you are a complete shitberg they won't allow you to renew your enlistment. I knew a couple guys with medical issues that were able to finish their enlistments but were barred from reenlistment. I also knew a guy who did a big fuckup, CO & battalion swept it under the rug quietly and nothing happened to him. It was one of those cases where if you fuck up big enough, no one will want to punish you because it will raise questions of how you were allowed to fuck up so dramatically - where were your superior officers when you were fucking up? But when he was outprocessing a few years later, he was sitting in the waiting room with a couple guys; all the other guys got pulled aside by retention officers to try to get them to sign up for another contract, but for him they just looked at his paperwork and confirmed his address of record, leave balance, and official ETS date. So he suspects the battalion Lt.C talked to someone.
(He was a one-and-done, so never went back to figure out if he was permabarred)

The US military is big enough if you have a shitsack, you can transfer them to another unit and make them some one else's problem. Sometimes this even works - you have a guy who just has a beef with an NCO/Officer, or someone in the company is a bad influence,etc. You send them to a new command/new base/new country, and their discipline or motivation problems vanish.

I knew a MSGT who told me about a private when he was a first sergeant who was the company can't-get-right, and he tried everything with him. Talks to the CO because he's a big enough fuck up its starting to infect other guys in the platoon, so they send him to South Korea - whatever happened over there, guy suddenly straightens up and flies right, eventually becoming an NCO himself.

I guess sometimes you just naturally clash with people and the atmosphere

In one of my previous jobs at a certain organisation I had nothing but trouble with virtually all of my coworkers and they all seemed to act like assholes towards me. Moved to a different org doing the same thing and click, everything smooth and got on with 99% of everyone

Now the first org isn't carting bodies out on a daily basis so something there must work, but I just hated every second
 
Since there’s a tranch radio silence in effect, I hope it’s ok to post occasional stuff about those promising nearby ranchers.

There’s another thread on Twitter with lurid memes about the alleged attacks.

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However someone in the comments is not a fan, claims it’s all a scam and keeps posting dirt on the Mallerys.
It’s another fun read! (See the pdf)
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Edit - and here’s the second part of the Shivers article, which goes into more detail about the murdered ranchhand.


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Oh my god what a whining, whinging article about men reacting violently to a group of what they said was 10-13 women. They could have ignored them and not made the news - that way the women have their protest and are IGNORED. Now both of you are in the news, and you'll screech "I'M A HEEEEROOOOOOO" while hundreds are alerted about TERFs protesting gently and like civilized human beings. Nice one attention whores.

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Take note how these guys don't capitalize people they hate's names. You can see it again later with Matt Walsh, but really, it makes them look illiterate rather than looking disrespectful.

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"FUCK YOU MOM FUCK YOU DAD"

Ok, now here's the punchline:
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I can't stop laughing at how fucking disorienting this is. "SORRY YOU GOT MURDERED BUT FUCK THE POLICE" - what did you retards want to do to punish Rivers then? Or is there none? How do you want to rehabilitate this person who was white who killed a QUEER BLACK FAMILY of Patricia Wright and Charlotte Reed (say their names you pussies), and their son Toto?

Also, OBVIOUSLY the TERFs are grifting. Women never care about children.

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So they moved to a public space where a Black man was killed to protest the murderer of a Black person but it's your space now because you held a mass shooting vigil (genuine rest in peace) there. Gotcha.

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We steal banners and throw pies and eggs.
...that's embarrassing, but I rather the women live and only go home with some scratches.

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We are leg-on. We are anmononous. Expecto patronum.

Can someone explain what the "Our very existence is a condemnation of a world that wishes us dead." means? My brain might have melted a little, but that doesn't sound like it means anything.

Also love that these men sign off as trannies - you can't hurt them! They're reclaiming the slur, as long as they don't get called men! :story:

Lastly, what the fuck does this mean?

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...are they calling the women non-passing? And ugly? And obsessed with sexing people they can't have? How odd.


Why haven't these women learnt to bring rock salt/bean bag shotguns yet to pelt the hide of these vermin in self defense?
 
Why haven't these women learnt to bring rock salt/bean bag shotguns yet to pelt the hide of these vermin in self defense?
So ok, you're a woman who's anywhere from 30 to 60, you are also likely a mom.

Your opponents are men in dresses who has great sympathy within the media. If you open fire on them after THEY shoot first, even with the mildest bean bag, will the media say "oh my god how could that troon do that that troon got what coming to them" or will they say "OH MY GOD WHITE CIS SHITLORDS ARE ATTACKING TROONS WHO WERE JUST #PRANKING INNOCENTLY THESE WOMEN"? If you defend yourself, with those nice troons realize that you are merely defending in an equal response, or will they think you are escalating the violence (see: literally the tranch screaming about how they'll be genocided at any moment) and use it to justify more extreme measures to themselves (like they are now)?

If you're a middle age mom and haven't encountered many troons before, you just won't think about it. You're used to politely or impolitely sending a productive complaint about something to someone who can change something or doing it yourself, you are likely thinking you have the right to peacefully protest and give the courtesy to others. They aren't as paranoid and brainwashed as the cultist they opposed, and they know it would be bad optics to bring any type of item that could be used for assault.

If I was protesting, I'd personally bring some big burly men to stand around and drink beers (or non-alcoholic beverages depending on state laws) while we protested. They don't have to get up, they don't have to protest, they just have to exist near us. Nothing scares a bunch of angry young mentally ill men like a group of normal working class dads. :story:
 
Holy fuck that chair in the back, did he pull it from a skip or just destroyed like that
Judging from the marks on the side it's a lovely mix of cats using it as a scratching post (I let mine do it to my old computer chair I didn't give a fuck about) and, more importantly, kevin's fat sweaty ass and back corroding the material like a xenomorph's blood.
 
Judging from the marks on the side it's a lovely mix of cats using it as a scratching post (I let mine do it to my old computer chair I didn't give a fuck about) and, more importantly, kevin's fat sweaty ass and back corroding the material like a xenomorph's blood.
Some of those things have cheap-ass pleather as opposed to a better quality pleather, too. Which means it'll be flaking and finding a way into the folds of/sticking to everything if it's not already.
 
Holy fuck that chair in the back, did he pull it from a skip or just destroyed like that

Judging from the marks on the side it's a lovely mix of cats using it as a scratching post (I let mine do it to my old computer chair I didn't give a fuck about) and, more importantly, kevin's fat sweaty ass and back corroding the material like a xenomorph's blood.

Proximity to the amhole has made it fester and dissolve as the fumes creep slowly upwards.
Gak.
 
I love the way this unattributed phrase (who is it exactly who tells Courtney this "regular phrase," anyway?) is contextualized in a way that's meant to paint the community like it's populated mainly by shotgun- and banjo-toting white hillbillies without making that claim outright.
Maybe they mean he's as inbred as they are, and he's a genetic mutant with a lot of balls to purchase land and inbreed with them. "You must have over 23 chromosomes to live here." 🤔

I'm surprised and disappointed that moving saga is so silent aside from shhahshehjejlkk;;; kevryn. It's a great idea for the rest to shut up, it's just boring. First smart thing they've done in months.
 
It's just speculation, but I'm betting that the reason Mandozer and the tranchers have gone quiet is that there's been some sort of deal brokered to keep the fighting off social. Something like Phil telling Mandozer "If you stop talking shit about us on Twitter, we'll be off the property in a few weeks. If you don't, we'll dig in, stay as long as possible, and leave things even worse than they are now."
 
Some of those things have cheap-ass pleather as opposed to a better quality pleather, too. Which means it'll be flaking and finding a way into the folds of/sticking to everything if it's not already.
Or bonded leather which generally falls to pieces even under normal use.
 
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