Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Strangolapreti]

Discouragement as a result of the fart video would have to be by reputation rather than available visual evidence though. I suspect most people watching the fart video would likely to conclude the ass is actually the cleaner of the available options downstairs, and I don't say that lightly.

Also it occurs to me that given the physics on display for the moobs...I'd bet a single moob could consume a dingus of average size with their lipidic formlessness. Couldn't call that "nipple fucking" though, first of all, what nipples, but most importantly gravity has too big a role for just any geometry to work...so probably "lampshading" would be a better term to describe this theoretical unholy ritual; any other orientation would just end up looking like a moobslide passing around a phallic rock formation, endlessly seeking that path of least resistance to a flat plane.

The shit you just said is only slightly worse than keffals amhole.

 

[Punished Neco]

Can't download the VOD but he's just announced he's planning to give up on Twitch and is going to be focusing on Youtube, in spite of the fact that's he's going to risk cutting his audience. Aside from saying there's 'no point' if one can't drink and do meth, he says his primary reason is because he wants to say slurs.

You have to commend this utopian ambition.

Keffals also announced they've hired a second editor for the Youtube channel because they think with the amount they stream they can do 2 uploads a day to the Youtube channel, this is despite the fact that Keffals has been struggling to push out 1 video a day as it is.
If I had to take a guess at the 2nd editors identity it would be HighProgressive as Keffals had their profile open on a tab on that Tiktok the other day:

2 videos and a Youtube stream near daily goal, Keffals doesn't quite understand the concept of Subscriber burnout.

I’ll wait until the VOD to post video, but Lucas hosted A FUCKING NECROPHILE, on stream and spoke with them candidly

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The fact that Keffals could be interviewing a necrophile on stream and not get over 300 viewers is kind of embarrassing

 

[Super-Chevy454]

I’ll wait until the VOD to post video, but Lucas hosted A FUCKING NECROPHILE, on stream and spoke with them candidly

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No need to guess the msm will ignore that detail.

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Doubt.

The way then I look to that photo, it's like Lucas tried to became the She-Hulk yikes! I don't want to imagine...Excuse me...I don't feel so well...

 

[Articles and Nudes]

Markiplier is a literal millionaire with an entire team behind him, and more than one video a day is a bloody miracle when it happens.

Or does boyo here think "editor" means "person who uploads raw, unchanged footage".

 

[Kees H]

Keffals also announced they've hired a second editor for the Youtube channel because they think with the amount they stream they can do 2 uploads a day to the Youtube channel, this is despite the fact that Keffals has been struggling to push out 1 video a day as it is.
If I had to take a guess at the 2nd editors identity it would be HighProgressive as Keffals had their profile open on a tab on that Tiktok the other day:

2 videos and a Youtube stream near daily goal, Keffals doesn't quite understand the concept of Subscriber burnout.

Does Keffals think that just hiring another editor will make more and better content on his channel? I think he does not get to make it somewhat watchable the source material should be good. Even the best editors on YouTube who know how to make a video that catches peoples eyes you can't make Lucas watchable. There's just nothing to do with the stuff he puts out, Lucas is painfully unfunny, cringe, and his voice would put entire orphanages to sleep.

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

Markiplier is a literal millionaire with an entire team behind him, and more than one video a day is a bloody miracle when it happens.

Not to mention that Mark actually has a life outside Youtube, unlike Kef over here.

 

[Got Milk!]

Follow up to my previous post:
Destiny was asked about his Keffals lawsuit and said he heard Keffals on another stream scared to venture into territory regarding destiny and that he's cut the shit out so he's not pursuing. Mainly because he sees Keffals waning and falling off the cliff into irrelevancy and doesn't want to reenergize Keffals "career". I mean, I get it but this is definitely the least fun option.

 

[kinfofthehill1488]

Follow up to my previous post:
Destiny was asked about his Keffals lawsuit and said he heard Keffals on another stream scared to venture into territory regarding destiny and that he's cut the shit out so he's not pursuing. Mainly because he sees Keffals waning and falling off the cliff into irrelevancy and doesn't want to reenergize Keffals "career". I mean, I get it but this is definitely the least fun option.

Lawsuit would be good for drama yeah. But imagine Lucas's reaction when he hears that Destiny is going to let him die a slow death instead of suing after all the shit they've been doing to stay popular. He probably already watched it, hopefully we see a chimpout soon.

Also little sidenote, when Turkey Tom uploaded the Keffals reaction video the top comment was someone saying how Metokur was better and Tom was a pussy for respecting pronouns and he's just grifting in the sector. Forgive me I should have screenshotted it but it's either removed by youtube or Tom now. I've been paying attention to Turkey Tom on and off and it seems like he is dipping into the Sector more and more. Going to go badly for him if he keeps this brand friendly stance.

 

[Thumb Butler]

Does Keffals think that just hiring another editor will make more and better content on his channel? I think he does not get to make it somewhat watchable the source material should be good. Even the best editors on YouTube who know how to make a video that catches peoples eyes you can't make Lucas watchable. There's just nothing to do with the stuff he puts out, Lucas is painfully unfunny, cringe, and his voice would put entire orphanages to sleep.

He could make more money if he got back to farting on OnlyFans. The current grift cannot last. I would imagine quite a few woke perverts would love a gassy genderblob (only fart for real this time, Lucas. We all know you can do it!).

 

[kinfofthehill1488]

Turkey Tom just said on stream that Keffals dmed him yesterday saying, "I didn't respect you but you blew flamenco out on that stream, and now I respect you." Then says Lucas followed Augie RFC and messaged him and Nicholas Deorio at the same time. He said he's weirded out by the whole thing and doesn't want to talk to him anymore cause its sus.

Looks like Lucas is trying to get in with the Deorio crowd, no doubt for some kind of clout by either canceling them or being on their streams and starting shit. Too bad he's a complete retard so they instantly sniffed him out.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

Turkey Tom just said on stream that Keffals dmed him yesterday saying, "I didn't respect you but you blew flamenco out on that stream, and now I respect you." Then says Lucas followed Augie RFC and messaged him and Nicholas Deorio at the same time. He said he's weirded out by the whole thing and doesn't want to talk to him anymore cause its sus.

Looks like Lucas is trying to get in with the Deorio crowd, no doubt for some kind of clout by either canceling them or being on their streams and starting shit. Too bad he's a complete retard so they instantly sniffed him out.

Wait, does Keffals want to become the sektur’s token troon? Yuck!

 

[Justtocheck]

I've been paying attention to Turkey Tom on and off and it seems like he is dipping into the Sector more and more. Going to go badly for him if he keeps this brand friendly stance.

Don't be an idiot. If you are on Youtube you have to tread carefully, and it's smart for him to respect the TOS. Literally, it's no big deal because we ALL know the rules of the game in that platform. If Tom can still have a career commenting on how Clara found her prostate orgasms enjoyable, then who the fuck cares.

 

[kinfofthehill1488]

Turkey Tom just said on stream that Keffals dmed him yesterday saying, "I didn't respect you but you blew flamenco out on that stream, and now I respect you." Then says Lucas followed Augie RFC and messaged him and Nicholas Deorio at the same time. He said he's weirded out by the whole thing and doesn't want to talk to him anymore cause its sus.

Looks like Lucas is trying to get in with the Deorio crowd, no doubt for some kind of clout by either canceling them or being on their streams and starting shit. Too bad he's a complete retard so they instantly sniffed him out.

VOD for archive

 

[Vect]

Also little sidenote, when Turkey Tom uploaded the Keffals reaction video the top comment was someone saying how Metokur was better and Tom was a pussy for respecting pronouns and he's just grifting in the sector. Forgive me I should have screenshotted it but it's either removed by youtube or Tom now. I've been paying attention to Turkey Tom on and off and it seems like he is dipping into the Sector more and more. Going to go badly for him if he keeps this brand friendly stance.

I don't get why everyone's hung up on this. Turkey Tom had nothing to gain from 'misgendering' him, nor does he live in our black-pilled microverse; even if he did, using Keffals' self-designated pronouns was the smart thing to do. Let's think about this strategically - he has Null on, expecting a debate with Keffals the next day. By making a point of correcting Null on his pronouns, he avoids poisoning the well and preempts Keffals from simply dismissing him as a transphobe and an ally of the KiwiFarms. When Keffals reacts to Turkey's video on him, you can see him desperately waiting for the "gotcha, transphobe!" moment that never comes. And because Keffals can only deflect and ignore the mountain of evidence about his shitty behaviour, Turkey is able to then elaborate on the more scandalous side of his antics, say his content is boring, and now straight up call "her" a freak without being accused of anything.

I've said this multiple times - troons love being misgendered. It actually validates them because their entire sense of identity is being a marginalised class and subsequently justifies carte blanche in privileges and retaliation. This is why there are so many made up stories of these miserable shits blubbering in their car for 4 hours after the Macy's clerk looked at them funny. All the YWNBAWs in this thread have made Keffals more sure of his 'gender' than ever - but his appearance? His content? That's a much more touchy subject.

Looks like Lucas is trying to get in with the Deorio crowd, no doubt for some kind of clout by either canceling them or being on their streams and starting shit. Too bad he's a complete retard so they instantly sniffed him out.

It makes sense. He seems to really want to evolve into an irreverent commentary Youtuber, but doesn't want to be beholden to the pearl-clutching sphincters of the trans community. I honestly think it's not a terrible idea, so long as he's aware he's merely leaving one community of treacherous, self-important drama queens for another.

 

[grapeshark77]

Keffals continues to bleed followers on Twitter (first) and now Twitch (second):





It's probably easier to just embrace whatever the hell he's doing now than answer the difficult questions about the money, KF never going down, etc. Less viewers but less questions.

 

[kinfofthehill1488]

I don't get why everyone's hung up on this. Turkey Tom had nothing to gain from 'misgendering' him, nor does he live in our black-pilled microverse; even if he did, using Keffals' self-designated pronouns was the smart thing to do. Let's think about this strategically - he has Null on, expecting a debate with Keffals the next day. By making a point of correcting Null on his pronouns, he avoids poisoning the well and preempts Keffals from simply dismissing him as a transphobe and an ally of the KiwiFarms. When Keffals reacts to Turkey's video on him, you can see him desperately waiting for the "gotcha, transphobe!" moment that never comes. And because Keffals can only deflect and ignore the mountain of evidence about his shitty behaviour, Turkey is able to then elaborate on the more scandalous side of his antics, say his content is boring, and now straight up call "her" a freak without being accused of anything.

I've said this multiple times - troons love being misgendered. It actually validates them because their entire sense of identity is being a marginalised class and subsequently justifies carte blanche in privileges and retaliation. This is why there are so many made up stories of these miserable shits blubbering in their car for 4 hours after the Macy's clerk looked at them funny. All the YWNBAWs in this thread have made Keffals more sure of his 'gender' than ever - but his appearance? His content? That's a much more touchy subject.


It makes sense. He seems to really want to evolve into an irreverent commentary Youtuber, but doesn't want to be beholden to the pearl-clutching sphincters of the trans community. I honestly think it's not a terrible idea, so long as he's aware he's merely leaving one community of treacherous, self-important drama queens for another.

Yeah he lives his career on his knees to these people. Not bad if you are trying to make money. Just part of the overarching problem. They will come for his 'edgy' content at some point, esp if he keeps dipping his toes into thee sector. He'll probably just keep doing less and less edgy stuff to keep towing the line as time goes on. Pure definition of grift.

 

[Box Tie]

I suppose this makes two incidents where keffals embezzled money from a community / org they were a part of on their way out. First a bunch of commies and then a gaggle of progressive simps. Pretty damn based if you ask me, talk about a victimless crime.

's gotta suck to realize you were nothing but a flash in the pan though, a fad, having to come to grips with the fact your 15 minutes are up despite your efforts to try to create some long term success out of it.

I don't think he ever realized he's an unlikable asshole. He mistook the updoots and dick-sucking for people liking him, rather people enjoying the spectacle of him laying into people on the twitters. The borderline edge, the irreverence, banter, giving those chuds both barrels without a care in the world? That was pretty unique coming from a UwU trans girl, that's what people enjoyed.

Holding court on his own though? Too slow, dim and no charisma to hold people's attention with. He's got nothing on Vaush, Hasan or even Demonmama to offer to anyone. That is, aside from arguably being more conventionally attractive with the filters and makeup.

If he were quick-witted enough to play the bad bitch live on air he might actually be able to cut out a long term niche but as we already discussed, it seems like his talents, insofar that dispensing rape jokes directed at the moms of anons can be referred to as talents, are entirely dependent on him being behind a keyboard.

Nothing wrong with that of course, most of us lack the gift of gab. Fortunately he's got a lot of money saved up, certainly hasn't thrown money around on luxury accommodations, international travel or any other nouveau riche bullshit. That 100k is going to go a long way when combined with the money from his waning endeavors.

 

[Kees H]

Keffals continues to bleed followers on Twitter (first) and now Twitch (second):

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It's probably easier to just embrace whatever the hell he's doing now than answer the difficult questions about the money, KF never going down, etc. Less viewers but less questions.

Lucas does not realise that he's just not funny enough to be a sarcastic shitposter. He keeps trying this on all of his accounts on YouTube, Twitter and Twitch and it's working nowhere. People seem to finally realise he is a hypocrite, he's unfunny, and just outright boring to watch or to follow. But yeah, Kiwifarms is still down, and Keffals is still winning... He must be repeating that to himself to keep coping with being such a failure.

 

[alien baby]

Turkey Tom just said on stream that Keffals dmed him yesterday saying, "I didn't respect you but you blew flamenco out on that stream, and now I respect you." Then says Lucas followed Augie RFC and messaged him and Nicholas Deorio at the same time. He said he's weirded out by the whole thing and doesn't want to talk to him anymore cause its sus.

Looks like Lucas is trying to get in with the Deorio crowd, no doubt for some kind of clout by either canceling them or being on their streams and starting shit. Too bad he's a complete retard so they instantly sniffed him out.

It seems like after Tom's discussions with Null and Destiny he's come around to realizing that all Keffals can do is desperately leech off other streamers that will give him any benefit of the doubt to defend himself or pick fights. It's good he's choosing to not engage.

Can't download the VOD but he's just announced he's planning to give up on Twitch and is going to be focusing on Youtube, in spite of the fact that's he's going to risk cutting his audience. Aside from saying there's 'no point' if one can't drink and do meth, he says his primary reason is because he wants to say slurs.

You have to commend this utopian ambition.

Keffals hates the people who would be part of his audience at this point and just wants to go back to being an edgy shitposter. With the recent Twitter backlash over hosting Keemstar he's hoping he can get in with the commentary crowd who probably won't cancel him for being racist or ableist or whatever his fellow trannies are mad at him for this week but will toe the line enough to respect pronouns. I wonder if him having Twitch strikes plays a part in his switch to Youtube. I'm sure he will continue trying to get in with other streamers on Twitch but if he ends up getting permabanned no one on the platform will be able to host him or even play his videos, and that could end up being a killing blow to any chance of growing an audience. He's playing it safe when the mob he was a part of a couple months ago is pissed at him and could mass report if he says anything stupid.

He's pushed away enough people at this point that I don't think he'll find a corner online anywhere that will tolerate him. He will probably have a small core audience for a while still but as time goes on, nobody will care to click on a video with Keffals in the title. He is just so boring and I think any new drama he would be involved in will be completely manufactured on his end. Getting money, attention, and fame for a few weeks really was simultaneously the highlight of his life and his downfall. It will be funny to see him get increasingly frustrated with having his every word be scrutinized and taken at face value.

 

[104]

Lucas does not realise that he's just not funny enough to be a sarcastic shitposter. He keeps trying this on all of his accounts on YouTube, Twitter and Twitch and it's working nowhere. People seem to finally realise he is a hypocrite, he's unfunny, and just outright boring to watch or to follow. But yeah, Kiwifarms is still down, and Keffals is still winning... He must be repeating that to himself to keep coping with being such a failure.

It has been taking a while, but it should be seen as a major victory for objective morality among humans if keffals continues to hemorrhage fans