🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

  • YES!

    Votes: 26 7.1%
  • lol no

    Votes: 339 92.9%

  • Total voters
    365
Honestly, I think this fat idiot saw that Mattress Mack betted 2 mil on the Cowboys and thought in his drunken pill induced state thought that he can pull off with the Chiefs. Thing is that Mattress Mack is a successful business owner and multimillionaire so if he loses his bet he can cover the loses no problem. Ralph is a fat washed up streamer who streams to a few hundred retards and is lucky to get minimum wage from streaming. Yet this fat retard thinks if he just makes that one lucky bet he will be set for life.
Ralph is the guy who bet $1.4M on the Chargers when they were way up to win $11k.
 
These gunt guards are worse than the last ones...
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BEST IN DA SEKTUR! FIVE STAR DAYS ALL DAY!
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I think most of Ralph’s non-ironic watchers live a similar lifestyle to Ralph in 2020. A fat loser with drug problems living with their mom in a shitty place and subsisting on her SSI and welfare.

Fleeing to the third world with a homely, socially retarded woman in order to drink themselves to death in front of an audience and avoid debts would seem appealing to those types. They are also stupid enough to believe he’s making 100k’s a year. I mean Gunt sure seems to be the picture of happiness and success in his dark room in sunny Mexico.
 
I love when he says shit like this
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Good guys? Nigger there's no good guys or bad guys, you people are the dregs of society whose only purpose is to be laughed at, get your head out of your ass.
 
Gunt always lets everything slide till he no longer lets it slide. Fag Fuentes is fine feller until he becomes immoral filthy Mexican FED at some point in time. JujuDax is best individual of Mexican descent that ever lived, hands down, and Ralph would take a bullet for him any day of the week, until he threatens to put a bullet in Dax at some point in the future. More same shit, different name Rinse/Repeat til death takes him away. At least by then Ralph will claim the throne on the top of the Mexican sektur.
 
court today, stream schedule TBD:
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Ralph addresses his pillstream technical issues
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Ralph is already drunk before noon and is sperging out at PPP for saying he looked bad on yesterday's show. He cannot finish a tweet without at least one major typo:
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i love ralph bragging about how financially successful he is, like he didnt just flee to mexico for a cheaper cost of living
 
Ralph is already drunk before noon and is sperging out at PPP for saying he looked bad on yesterday's show. He cannot finish a tweet without at least one major typo:
Ralph is implying PPP got fucked up the ass by his dad.

Under Ralph's Law, this means he has just confirmed he was actually fucked up the ass by Ronnie.
 
... But Meigh is a vapid hole.
Doesn’t he realize the only thing anyone is interested in is May’s long history of degeneracy? It’s the only thing she’s known for, defending loli, helping Ralph groom a teen, threesomes with Ralph, etc…?

Do they think the secktor wants to hear about baby care or her non-existent cleaning tips? Ralph only half-heartedly tried to push her “trad persona” so she’s only known for being a gross degen that was the second woman to get knocked up by Gunt. Ralph has made sure the public only knows what a sad degenerate life Pantsu leads under his greasy thumb. We only know she got some degree over the summer thanks to Harry, Ralph gave no fucks.

Pantsu def needs a YT cooking show, sew quilts or to show off her interior design skills to convince the world she’s a real trad gal and has any interests outside of being Ralph’s ever smiling broodmare and sex slave.
 
Doesn’t he realize the only thing anyone is interested in is May’s long history of degeneracy? It’s the only thing she’s known for, defending loli, helping Ralph groom a teen, threesomes with Ralph, etc…?

Do they think the secktor wants to hear about baby care or her non-existent cleaning tips? Ralph only half-heartedly tried to push her “trad persona” so she’s only known for being a gross degen that was the second woman to get knocked up by Gunt. Ralph has made sure the public only knows what a sad degenerate life Pantsu leads under his greasy thumb. We only know she got some degree over the summer thanks to Harry, Ralph gave no fucks.

Pantsu def needs a YT cooking show, sew quilts or to show off her interior design skills to convince the world she’s a real trad gal and has any interests outside of being Ralph’s ever smiling broodmare and sex slave(.
But Meigh can't cook, doesn't clean, and doesn't even know how to dress herself in a non-slutty but feminine way (the best fashion decision she's ever made were the big sunglasses.)

I was thinking the other night as a sorority member myself back when I wonder what was going on in the sister's heads in rush week. It is an old tradition to have an oddball or too but she's just funny looking, awkward, and a slut. I wonder if she keeps up with any of her sisters. Who am I kidding the answer is no, occasionally they think what became of her and that's it.
 
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... But Meigh is a vapid hole.
So we're witnessing Ralph projecting FOR May now? Idk anything about current blood enemy, but let's look at the definition of vapid.

'without liveliness or spirit; dull or tedious'

That's Pantsu in one word, unironically.

So Ralph is projecting on the behalf of Pantsu, projecting onto some random nobody e-whore. Great!
 
So we're witnessing Ralph projecting FOR May now? Idk anything about current blood enemy, but let's look at the definition of vapid.

'without liveliness or spirit; dull or tedious'

That's Pantsu in one word, unironically.

So Ralph is projecting on the behalf of Pantsu, projecting onto some random nobody e-whore. Great!
Ralph explained last night how Pantsu knew her past made her unpalatable for the great Ralphamale but St Ralph forgave her her past sins, looked past her online degenerate behavior and allowed her to abuse and groom a teen he impregnated by his side as the rebranded “trad” Pantsu.

It definitely let everyone know Ralph regularly throws her past in her face and reminds her how lucky she is to be with a fat, divorced, drunk, middle aged man who e-begs for a living (and spends the money on his vices).

Listening to Ralph wistfully relieve the 30 seconds where a bunch of morons chanted “Ralph” in a NJ bingo hall was one of the best moments of last night’s pillstream. Making a bunch of speds chant his name was unironically a highlight of Gunt’s pitiful life. He really lays in bed at night reliving the magic of Ralphamania.
 
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