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[Vingle]

If anyone can chime in is there a better electric masturbator for men?

Only one I can find currently is Nimblestroker (there are something else in porous materials AND about the same price), which starts at 1000 usd. Holy fuck, it's not worth that much. I'm sure Archwave will release something electrical soon, they have the Ion already. But it was the first thing they released, and from what I've read. It's very over hyped and most of the good about it. Is because it's something new, as there hasn't been any real innovation for male sex toys compared to the female ones

I did find something that's called The Handy, but it's a machine you attach a sleeve too. I couldn't find any silicone sleeves for this.
And I must mention that what is mentioned is a complete hands-free experience. As the Lovense Max 2 is just a fleshlight that vibrates and pull inwards or what the movement is called.

Personal option, is that sex toys shouldn't be that different from the real thing. As you may risk thinking real sex is too boring and need the toys to get off. Because a real vagoomba sure as shit does not work like a Lovense Max 2

The Archwave Pow would give you more bang for your bucks, as it's basically a fleshlight in silicone and it's cheaper than a fleshlight.

You say you don't care about the material, but have you seen moldy masturbators?

Anyone know the best recommendations for skin-safe products?

Silicone or glass. You can check the site about toxic sextoys @Aunt Carol mentioned too.

 

[Colonel Gaddafi]

Anyone know the best recommendations for skin-safe products? I feel it's about time I stop shoving random shit from China up my cooter. Never had any bad reactions, but I'm starting to think I should look after my health a bit better. Not getting cancer is more important than cooming.

As other Kiwis have stated, silicone, glass, stainless steel, and ABS plastic are all generally considered body safe. TPR/TPE is…okay, at least depending on whether you share it or not. While TPR/TPE toys are generally body safe, as in they harbor no phthalates or BPA, they are still porous, which could lead to bacterial contamination. TPR/TPE also can not be fully satanized in the same way silicone can, which is why it’s imperative not to share them amongst non monogamous partners.

You also have to be very wary of the manufacturer that you choose to buy from, for example Doc Johnson and Pipedream, while being two of the leading US manufacturers of sex toys, regularly mislabel their products as ‘pure’ silicone or ‘bacterial resistant’. When in reality, there is absolutely no regulations on sex toys, so in theory they could literally claim anything they want on a box, and face no consequences. The antibacterial agent Doc Johnson uses (sil-a-gel) has been known to cause chemical burns and it has yet to be addressed by the company. Jelly toys also have a very short shelf life as compared to silicone, which should last indefinitely with proper care.

Basically use common sense (if it’s cheap there is a reason), and consider your individual needs when buying. The link Auntie posted is a good resource if you’re interested in the nuance of sex toy chemistry.

 

[Jimmy Hopkins]

@Vingle if I don't expect to have sex often or ever then is the lovense worth it? Lol pathetic but I really just wanna experience le epic ultimate coom. You think it's worth it for the price? Keep in mind im also only 6 inches and maybe 1.w5 inch girth. Thanks for the info BTW, you're one of my favorite posters on the site.

Edit: there is also a silicon sleeve for $25, should I go for it?

 

[Vingle]

@Vingle if I don't expect to have sex often or ever then is the lovense worth it? Lol pathetic but I really just wanna experience le epic ultimate coom. You think it's worth it for the price? Keep in mind im also only 6 inches and maybe 1.w5 inch girth. Thanks for the info BTW, you're one of my favorite posters on the site.

I mean, if you don't have a sex life (I don't have it either, fucking fags disgusts me). There's no shame in it, as what redditors like to think. Having hook-ups is risky af, and not really worth it at all. Both women and men (especially) are having less and less relationships, and being happy on your own is an important part to not become an incel. If having creative sex toys is what's keeping that from happening, buy it.
You won't die and the penis is more resistant against infections than the vagina. Therefore manufacturers don't give a shit if it's porous for men toys. But my gripe with it, is that it's planned obsolesce. As the toys will get nasty after a few months, and buying a toy for 90 bucks every few months adds up.
I have had an fleshlight myself, so I do understand the temptation. But I bought it at a time where I weren't aware of this information. So this is more to help someone that is new in the game, and I'm really not trusting sex toy reviewers. So it's best to explain it in my own words.

I must add in, the toys do not use USB C or fast charging, which is a deal breaker for me. It's fine in the beginning, but remembering to charge becomes a chore. And you don't need to charge every time you use it, but what if it's empty for juice that one day? Tough luck, you can't use it before an hour of charging or so.

 

[Coolio55]

Anyone know the best recommendations for skin-safe products? I feel it's about time I stop shoving random shit from China up my cooter. Never had any bad reactions, but I'm starting to think I should look after my health a bit better. Not getting cancer is more important than cooming.

Disappointed because I glanced this and thought you were talking about buying "a pocket china". I'm definitely using that CWCism to refer to mine in future.

 

[Jimmy Hopkins]

@Vingle Good advice I'm gonna go ahead and buy it. Luckily there's replaceable sleeves so I'll be good on that. Lube advice?

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

well nothing like learning you've been misgendering a Kiwi by reading discussions about electroshocking your wang. Nobody arrest me for this heinous hate crime I've repeatedly committed.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

So I just found out Wal-Mart sells vibrators right by the feminine hygiene toiletries. I feel out of the loop, I don't know when they started doing this so openly.

 

[Aunt Carol]

So I just found out Wal-Mart sells vibrators right by the feminine hygiene toiletries. I feel out of the loop, I don't know when they started doing this so openly.

They've had the little vibrators and vibrating cock rings next to the condoms for years, both because they're e.g. Trojan brand, and for loss prevention.

Then again, they've had wall-powered back massagers next to the Ben-Gay for decades.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

They've had the little vibrators and vibrating cock rings next to the condoms for years, both because they're e.g. Trojan brand, and for loss prevention.

That makes sense, but I thought condoms were sold at the counter by the pharma. These vibrators were just by themselves adjacent from the tampons, which was just real subtle. Didn't notice if they were Trojan brand, however, I don't believe they were.

I dunno, was just bizarre to notice.

 

[Aunt Carol]

That makes sense, but I thought condoms were sold at the counter by the pharma. These vibrators were just by themselves adjacent from the tampons, which was just real subtle. Didn't notice if they were Trojan brand, however, I don't believe they were.

Some of the stores here have the condoms in a locked case in the aisle, same as the razor blade refills or the flashlights and bicycle supplies with homeless appeal. This means I'm in a good neighborhood, right? The condom brands have been branching out into lube and vibrators, so the vibrators go next to the condoms in the case.

There definitely is a feminist argument to be made about how come the sex stuff goes in the aisle with the period stuff, like it's the How Vaginas Intersect with Commerce aisle.

 

[neverendingmidi]

There definitely is a feminist argument to be made about how come the sex stuff goes in the aisle with the period stuff, like it's the How Vaginas Intersect with Commerce aisle.

Huh... hadn't thought of it like that. I know I've seen the condoms close to the period stuff, but hadn't really investigated it... but them where else would you put it? It all has to do with genitalia. I mean where else would it go? Sporting goods? Right by the Kid's Toy section (use these unless you want to buy this)? Home goods?

 

[Aunt Carol]

... but them where else would you put it? It all has to do with genitalia. I mean where else would it go? Sporting goods? Right by the Kid's Toy section (use these unless you want to buy this)? Home goods?

I know, there's ideology and then there's just practicality. People shoplift expensive things and embarrassing things, so condoms and tampons both have to be in one of the better-monitored aisles. I guess there's also the plausible deniability, that if you run into someone from church in the lady aisle, you can both pretend you're in it for the menstruation station and not for a big box of Magnums.

Sporting goods is actually a fun idea, though. Clear out a corner of the guns/ammo/BB gun ammo case and stock condoms there; you already have to have an attendant hanging around, and condoms are all about preventing negligent discharge...

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

Not a guy, but I fell down the Infernal Monkey onahole review rabbit hole (as discussed above) and I always like to think of myself as a savvy shopper.

If you haven't tried one out before, you probably don't need to immediately pay top dollar for what someone claims is the world's best pocket pussy. Sure, it might be amazing, but you might not like it, or you might not like the enhanced features of that particular one, and end up either way with an expensive paperweight.

Metaphor time, it's like spending a ton of money on top-of-the-line for your very first guitar when you're learning to play, and then realizing later that now that you've played a while you actually prefer single-coil pickups. Except this is a hypothetical guitar that you stuck your penis into so you can't trade it back in to the store.

I dunno, man. Tenga has reputable, semi-disposable male sex toys at decent prices; if your motivation is novelty, you might want to start at a lower price point.

This is a nice start: Toxic Sex Toys.

Featuring the Jar of Melted Sex Toys.
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That looks like a jar of forbidden giant gummy candies.

 

[Patrick Bait-man]

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[Caesare]

So I just found out Wal-Mart sells vibrators right by the feminine hygiene toiletries. I feel out of the loop, I don't know when they started doing this so openly.

If you think that's wild, wait until you see what they sell on Walmart.com

 

[Vingle]

Lube advice?

Spit, or just but the cheapest 1000 ml pump bottle of water based lube you can get your hand on. I'm happy you like my advice, but try to keep the TMI details at bay.

 

[Cringe newfag]

Spit,

That's gross. Don't do that.

 

[Delamain]

I come here to make a statement:

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

So I just found out Wal-Mart sells vibrators right by the feminine hygiene toiletries. I feel out of the loop, I don't know when they started doing this so openly.

Brookstone stores in shopping malls used to sell "personal massagers" right behind the massage chairs, about ten feet from the front door in the one near me. A couple of them were probably not meant to be used on a pussy, but the others were basically just knockoff Hitachi wands.