Inactive Chelsea Lawrence / TanzChelsea - Munchie kicked out of two hospitals, home care and multiple treatment teams; Flagged and blacklisted by EPIC; Munched Herself to Death

[LonesomeDud]

That button she circled looks like a PCA. Maybe a call light.

 

[HarrietTubmansTittyFuckSu]

Honestly who would want to have a whiny combative cunt for advocacy for their cause? The weird saccharine sweet lavender prose some of them have is just as bad. No doubt personal stories admitting to bad days and things that just don’t pan out are par for the course but idk maybe I’m just too old and disconnected from social media but it seems like everything has to be in extremes especially on formats like TikTok, which is stage 5 ass cancer, and it’s awful.

 

[ClashCity]

I've been away for the week...is she dead yet?

 

[Vegetamite]

I think she’s showing her dark brown piss.

• She says her pee looks like beer then shows something behind the IV pole.

 

[Manul Otocolobus]

That's a suction canister, typically hooked into the central vacuum system:



That doesn't make any sense. Those are only typically used for nasogastric suction.

There would be urine in a catheter bag (also called a foley bag or urine collection bag), which looks like this:




I have never seen a typical suction canister used for anything to do with urine. I mean, they don't use vacuum suction to pull the urine out of your bladder.

Also, for her urine to look like that, she'd most likely need to have severe rhabdomyolysis, as the most common cause of urine turning that color brown is the presence of myoglobin from muscle breakdown. If she had severe rhabdomyolysis going on, she wouldn't be making videos and replying to comments.

None of this makes any sense.

 

[Vegetamite]

That's a suction canister, typically hooked into the central vacuum system:

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That doesn't make any sense. Those are only typically used for nasogastric suction.

There would be urine in a catheter bag (also called a foley bag), which looks like this:


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Do they use the Purewick thing in a hospital setting?

 

[Aunt Carol]

That's a suction canister, typically hooked into the central vacuum system:

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That doesn't make any sense. Those are only typically used for nasogastric suction.

Not any more, my friend! The new hotness, and the reason medical units are burning through suction tubing like never before is:

Do they use the Purewick thing in a hospital setting?

the BD PureWick!

aka the twat dog, blue banana or cooter canoe. It nestles between the labia and suctions urine away from an incontinent woman vagina-haver, and works pretty decently as long as she's not stick-thin or having loose stool or demented enough to try to cram it up her vagina.

The hospital version came first. I was amazed when I saw a TV ad, right after the mail-order Medicare catheter for men ad, for the home version of the PureWick. It comes complete with a dignity shield and a quiet suction machine, and you only need a prescription if you want insurance to pay.
The problem I'd be worried about with Chelsea is the same as inpatient: some patients like the PureWick too much. It's wonderful for a decub, wonderful to go a night dry, without the disruption of bed changes, but some ambulatory ladies decide that getting up to the bathroom at all is obviously for suckers and will complain until they just get to keep a PureWick 24-7 and never leave the bed. (This is probably the same impulse that makes some people decide to just stop taking Lasix at home.)

It's probably a boon for her poor mother, though.

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

works pretty decently as long as she's not stick-thin or having loose stool

That means when she has another poopy time temper tantrum she will ruin the device.

 

[everybody in Portugal]

None of this makes any sense

I see you already got a proper answer re the PureWick. But also don't forget that Chelsea is a big fat pants on fire untruth speaker. If something here doesn't make sense that's just par for the course because Chels lies. About. EVERYTHING.

 

[Aunt Carol]

That means when she has another poopy time temper tantrum she will ruin the device.

Soft or formed stool will, at worst, push the PureWick out of place. It's that loose or liquid stool that gums up the suction. Passing loose stool while lying supine with your legs together tends to direct the stool up through the crotch, and that turns the PureWick into a chili dog.

 

[large_farva]

she's just a little chatty chelton this morning!

 

[Flourishing Pinecone ❧]

I can't believe they are letting her use a purewick and not making her get up and go to the toilet.

 

[Accidental Protege]

I can't believe they are letting her use a purewick and not making her get up and go to the toilet.

She'd probably pee herself out of spite if they didn't

 

[Flourishing Pinecone ❧]

She'd probably pee herself out of spite if they didn't

Which is fine, she can sit in it until she gets up and changes her bedding herself.

 

[Jimmy Dean Bowl]

I think I may have solved the dark urine mystery...Chelton's mama is bringing her in Coke, and Chelton is pouring it into her Purewick after she urinates.

Alternatively, if I remember rightly, there may also be certain antipsychotics that turn urine brown, but my money's on the Coke. That's such a Chelton thing to do.

 

[Troonos]

That's a suction canister, typically hooked into the central vacuum system:

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That doesn't make any sense. Those are only typically used for nasogastric suction.

There would be urine in a catheter bag (also called a foley bag or urine collection bag), which looks like this:


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I have never seen a typical suction canister used for anything to do with urine. I mean, they don't use vacuum suction to pull the urine out of your bladder.

Also, for her urine to look like that, she'd most likely need to have severe rhabdomyolysis, as the most common cause of urine turning that color brown is the presence of myoglobin from muscle breakdown. If she had severe rhabdomyolysis going on, she wouldn't be making videos and replying to comments.

None of this makes any sense.

No, it's used for an external urinary catheter significantly more often than for gastric suction.

 

[Mudkipcorn]

Honestly who would want to have a whiny combative cunt for advocacy for their cause? The weird saccharine sweet lavender prose some of them have is just as bad. No doubt personal stories admitting to bad days and things that just don’t pan out are par for the course but idk maybe I’m just too old and disconnected from social media but it seems like everything has to be in extremes especially on formats like TikTok, which is stage 5 ass cancer, and it’s awful.

Exactly. Even if she wasn't faking anything at all, she still comes off as insufferable. She talks about awareness and shit but, if I had such a disease, I wouldn't exactly be keen on everyone knowing exactly what all the indignities look like. There is room for a professional video showing an attack in a clinical way so people might be better able to identify the condition if they see it. And I acknowledge that people suffering from such a rare disease do want the public to know it exists (so people don't assume they're fakers). But that's a message better delivered by medical professionals. You know, people the viewer will trust to not be munching or exaggerating.

As it is, it's all about her.

I think I may have solved the dark urine mystery...Chelton's mama is bringing her in Coke, and Chelton is pouring it into her Purewick after she urinates.

If this is true, surely they'll catch that right away by testing the urine. I'd assumed they'd test it because what if she actually did have blood in her urine? I have no idea how hospitals work with things like that in America (or anywhere else, for that matter), but I'd hope discovering the patient was putting Coca Cola in their pee to look bad would be grounds for discharge, definitive proof that they are full of shit. Sadly, I doubt this is actually the case or she wouldn't have so many hospital nights under her belt.

 

[Jimmy Dean Bowl]

If this is true, surely they'll catch that right away by testing the urine. I'd assumed they'd test it because what if she actually did have blood in her urine? I have no idea how hospitals work with things like that in America (or anywhere else, for that matter), but I'd hope discovering the patient was putting Coca Cola in their pee to look bad would be grounds for discharge, definitive proof that they are full of shit. Sadly, I doubt this is actually the case or she wouldn't have so many hospital nights under her belt.

It would show up on a dipstix test as Glucose ++++ and make them think she was an uncontrolled diabetic.

Do I really believe that she is pouring Coke into her Purewick? Probably not.

Do I believe that she would do it given the chance? Absolutely.

 

[LonesomeDud]

Honestly who would want to have a whiny combative cunt for advocacy for their cause? The weird saccharine sweet lavender prose some of them have is just as bad. No doubt personal stories admitting to bad days and things that just don’t pan out are par for the course but idk maybe I’m just too old and disconnected from social media but it seems like everything has to be in extremes especially on formats like TikTok, which is stage 5 ass cancer, and it’s awful.

Listen, old timer: All the "advocates" are whiny and combative now!

Which is fine, she can sit in it until she gets up and changes her bedding herself.

Can't leave a patient in their own urine. It's a bad look and one a nurse or aide could lose their license over.

 

[Manul Otocolobus]

Soft or formed stool will, at worst, push the PureWick out of place. It's that loose or liquid stool that gums up the suction. Passing loose stool while lying supine with your legs together tends to direct the stool up through the crotch, and that turns the PureWick into a chili dog.

That's why I had excluded the purewick. We know she shits herself on a regular basis. Would they still use it on someone like that?

If so, I consider myself properly schooled. This makes me think I need to put in some shifts at the hospital to get up to date. Being a community clinician is making me soft. Your excellent write up is appreciated.

she's just a little chatty chelton this morning!
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