DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Lots of memberships but low tips? Why, it's almost as if it's the same person responsible for both.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

I know we like to make fun of Phil's business degree but I legitimately don't know of any other person alive that not only has someone editing videos full time for them for free, but is also getting the person doing said free work to to pay HIM.

That's not begging. That's business.

Well since Phil hates being asked to pay things forward or back, there's no chance the guy doing the edits will do them much longer if the ask for anything in return. Phil's such a scumbag that if you don't ask he won't even consider paying you back and if you DO ask he just won't accept work from you anymore.

And btw anything that you do for someone else that takes time out of your day IS work.

 

[RaidenAUndertale]

The cognitive dissonance is fuckin' nuts. It's like Twitter Phil, Streaming Gameplay Phil, and Prestream Phil are all totally different people.

Interesting theory: he is so delusional, he thinks that his 6 hour sessions of streaming word vomit are actually different shows, so he really does put on different "personas" for each one. As if he'd get different audiences for each one.

 

[It Goofy]

Out of the total 1,858 memberships gifted so far, 1,001 of them originated from either TeamIcoGamer or Emil (54%)

These clowns have to be down bad to literally hurl thousands of dollars to get recognition and validation from someone like Phil Burnell - a man with zero charisma or charm, no redeeming qualities, constantly berates his viewers, and is an anti-social ghoul that won't leave his house except for one day a week.

I mean, if you fall this low, your life must fucking suck.

 

[DeeTracktor]

OR he is an evil genious

 

[0230-KL191]

The ACE cert too. He treats that thing like it's his crowning achievement when it's the equivalent of his Tekken 3 mall trophy where he beat a bunch of pre-teen Eddy kickmashers.

EDIT: He just said again that the ending of the Sopranos is bad and that the creators were disrespectful to the series because the series didn't have a definitive ending, it just ended abruptly dood! They should legitimately add the final scene of the Sopranos to IQ tests because I don't know how more obvious you can make the fact that Tony gets whacked in the end, besides literally spelling it out by showing it.

I'm sure even tony says at some point about getting whacked "its not gonna be cinematic", besides I thought a true Italian would find the whole show racist and offensive

 

[Balr0g]

Just watched a clip from his daily shit. Man one day of low tips and he is rocking back and forth on the x and y axis. Even if he ends it with "My detractors will say Phil is angry< because of low tips it's all wrong and when tomorrow will be good then it all equals out" we know he is seething that he didn't get more then his member goal. This faggot wants to keep his cake and eat it too

 

[Mighty Pigmask]

It makes the whole thing funnier in my eyes. Just knowing that money is spent and he will be right back where he started. There is no winning for Philbert, he only lives to circle the drain another day.

Another positive is that when he hits his goals, he feels comfortable. Feeling comfortable gets him arrogant. Arrogant DSP always ends up shooting himself in the foot. He'd either diss some other streamer, shitpost some toxic shit on Twitter or have a long rant about trolling which is inevitably followed by some disaster for him that makes all these previous events age very badly.

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

Daily Wrap and his end cope session at the end of Oblivion doesn't seem to align right to me. There's more but, you know, he just kinda yammers on.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Interesting theory: he is so delusional, he thinks that his 6 hour sessions of streaming word vomit are actually different shows, so he really does put on different "personas" for each one. As if he'd get different audiences for each one.

Wouldn't be surprised, in the past he unironically implied that all of his playthroughs have a completely different audience each. So 2k views on Walking Sim+2k on Kids Game+2k on Lengthy-style RPG+2k on Haht New Release+2k on Stallfest = 10k active viewers with zero overlap. And that doesn't even factor in the nebulous Silent Majority.

 

[Iron Hamster]

It's literally around the 20th-24th of every month he gets his youtube cheque yes no? Has he gotten December's Sub money yet?

21st so he'll see that monsy today. Kinda starange e didn't use it to guiltbeg all weekend.

Also I would love my ass off if his Superbowl marathon (paid by members) nukes his channel should the NFL come after him.

It would have been if it wasn't posted about on a forum he reads so he can cover his ass.

Lots of memberships but low tips? Why, it's almost as if it's the same person responsible for both.

It's almost like he's supported..............................................................by whales.

Daily Wrap and his end cope session at the end of Oblivion doesn't seem to align right to me. There's more but, you know, he just kinda yammers on.
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Damn Phail........................learn to lie better. You can't tell people exactly what is on videos that you allegedly don't watch.

 

[ParksydeDhil]

The worst part about that copecast is this mf has the gall to say "that didn't happen". What didn't happen? Philburt. Who is he trying to fool? Like mf there's video evidence of you begging entirely.

 

[Massively Strong Greed]

I'm actually shocked that degree isn't on the garbage pile behind him.

Supposedly he left it in Connecticut. Even he must have known how useless it was by that point.

 

[Lady Adjani]

The worst part about that copecast is this mf has the gall to say "that didn't happen". What didn't happen? Philburt. Who is he trying to fool? Like mf there's video evidence of you begging entirely.

Another one of these idiots... hold on

 

[Tears for T]

Daily Wrap and his end cope session at the end of Oblivion doesn't seem to align right to me. There's more but, you know, he just kinda yammers on.
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Mark my words, if he have two or three more Oblivion streams with low tips he will wage quit it. He will of course blame in on all the new hot releases and that "the viewers" wanted it.

 

[LilypaCastsUpper]

But deep down he knows he won't. And he knows he is destined to wake up and put the clown makeup on again. And it pisses him off.

Clown makeup takes actual work and has a creative/artistic component to it; that would actually be an improvement. Imagine a clown shows up to your kid's bday party with no makeup & in his pajamas, because he's too drunk and lazy to bother.

He acts like a literal kid's bday party clown but he doesn't dress like one, it's offputting. It'd be like going to Hooters and the waitress is wearing a burka. Instead of blowing bubbles he should make some balloon animals. Up your clown game Burnell!

 

[We Are The Witches]

It's his new "lighting upgrade" lmao.

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The weird fatty angles of his face were somewhat obscured before, but now we can see the full freakshow.
He's never looked more sweaty and dishevelled than with this lighting. Literal basement lurker vibes.

Your comment reminded me of that old Simpsons episode where Krusty is broadcast in HD:

Spoiler: Video

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I have not watched ever a Super Bowl event so I don't really know how it goes, but what is he going to do with it? I know it has been mentioned in this thread (he's going to watch ads?), although it's not clear.

And isn't he doing it a day before?

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

I have not watched ever a Super Bowl event so I don't really know how it goes, but what is he going to do with it? I know it has been mentioned in this thread (he's going to watch ads?), although it's not clear.

And isn't he doing it a day before?

He’s doing all the shit he’s done already. React to ads, play video games, wear unmarked jerseys he already owns, order food, and probably buy one prop for the thumbnail

 

[Dragoonism]

A part of me wants his Super Bowl event not happening, while another wants to see him humiliat himself even more, if that is even possible.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Interesting theory: he is so delusional, he thinks that his 6 hour sessions of streaming word vomit are actually different shows, so he really does put on different "personas" for each one. As if he'd get different audiences for each one.

That's not really a theory IMO, it's intentional. Since I've been aware of DSP I've gotten the impression he "produces" his livestream with the final chopped up clips in mind. His "podcast" is a separate series as are each segment of the gameplay stream that ends up a standalone clip on the channel. He just does it live instead of post-production. It's his Tao of Lazy.