Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

How long will Chibi's Japan Adventure Last?

  • He's never coming back.

    Votes: 35 12.2%
  • 1 year

    Votes: 26 9.0%
  • 6 months

    Votes: 29 10.1%
  • 3 months

    Votes: 37 12.8%
  • 1 month

    Votes: 14 4.9%
  • The job is a scam.

    Votes: 147 51.0%

  • Total voters
    288
  • Poll closed .
The guy fantasizing about being chibi’s stepdad will always be a highlight of the thread for me. It’s a magical thing when kiwis become bigger cows than the subject of the thread.
This thread tends to get real petty. Chibi posted a selfie with his cats? "Oh, those cats hate him." His cats don't fucking hate him. They're cats. How much of a loser do you have to be, if you can't live with the fact that any living creature doesn't hate Adam White?
 
Knew it. The highlight of his life was a trip to Japan. So he needs to tell everybody he was in Japan. It's Japan this and Japan that and did you know he went to Japan? Japan Japan Japan.

It's so fucking cringe.
In and of itself it's the kind of funny/annoying/cringe that I come to this thread for, but when you remember this is a man in his 30s acting this way it becomes so much better (by which I mean worse).

If this was a teenager unable to shut the fuck up about his trip to Japan I could forgive him, because it probably would be the coolest thing to happen to you at that point in your life, but if by 30 you have so little going on in your life that your fucking vacation is something you have to shoehorn into every single conversation you have, no matter how awkward it makes things...well, you might just be Adam White.

40 years ago Chibi would have been one of those motherfuckers who made you come round and sit through a 3 hour slideshow of all his shitty vacation photos, with no breaks and all questions held until the end, please.
 
This thread tends to get real petty. Chibi posted a selfie with his cats? "Oh, those cats hate him." His cats don't fucking hate him. They're cats. How much of a loser do you have to be, if you can't live with the fact that any living creature doesn't hate Adam White?
Hi Adam.
 
This thread tends to get real petty. Chibi posted a selfie with his cats? "Oh, those cats hate him." His cats don't fucking hate him. They're cats. How much of a loser do you have to be, if you can't live with the fact that any living creature doesn't hate Adam White?
I asked the cats, they said they hate him and shit in his bed.
 
Adam is fawning over an obese ethot. Interesting because he decided to quote tweet it instead of just reply/like.
Do you think Adam is starting to care less and less about the weight of the women he simps over or do you think he only cares if it has a pair of tits?

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Adam is fawning over an obese ethot. Interesting because he decided to quote tweet it instead of just reply/like.
Do you think Adam is starting to care less and less about the weight of the women he simps over or do you think he only cares if it has a pair of tits?View attachment 4318336
Oh this dumb bitch locked down her account yesterday after being QT by hundereds of people on a dumb "ALL GAMES ARE POLITICAL" tweet trying to pwn the fashy nasty gamers.
Her entire Feed is like tit posts with only a couple likes and the dumbest as fuck political tranny takes

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Doesnt sell sexual content btw, serious twitch streamer ok.
 
Adam is fawning over an obese ethot. Interesting because he decided to quote tweet it instead of just reply/like.
Do you think Adam is starting to care less and less about the weight of the women he simps over or do you think he only cares if it has a pair of tits?

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[Her] boobs are doing that weird middle crease thing just like Keffals. Null had a take on the difference between male and female breasts and how this is indicative of big implants on a male frame. I don't remember exactly the reasoning he had though.


 
Adam is fawning over an obese ethot. Interesting because he decided to quote tweet it instead of just reply/like.
Do you think Adam is starting to care less and less about the weight of the women he simps over or do you think he only cares if it has a pair of tits?

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This is what passes for a e-thot? My god standards have really dropped haven't they? Not pretty, too much makeup and big fat tiddies stuffed into a top that's too small making them look fuller. And of course she's a fucking weeb with "kitsune" in her name.

[Her] boobs are doing that weird middle crease thing just like Keffals. Null had a take on the difference between male and female breasts and how this is indicative of big implants on a male frame. I don't remember exactly the reasoning he had though.
Like nails on a chalkboard. It's not even like it's a nice version of a Brtibong accent.

Lmao what the fuck Adam. This is tonedeaf even for him.
No it's about par for the course. Somebody tweets that their parent died. He tweets that he's still getting over the death of Satoru Iwata because they're totally the same thing right?
 
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Classic Chibi. Turning a conversation about a girl killing herself into bragging how he went to japan for a week
"I'm an empath!"

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LMAO without even getting into the audacity of calling someone who's not even 50 "geriatric," I think Chibi may completely lack the self awareness that he is only about 10 seasons of pokimans away from this guy
 
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[Her] boobs are doing that weird middle crease thing just like Keffals. Null had a take on the difference between male and female breasts and how this is indicative of big implants on a male frame. I don't remember exactly the reasoning he had though.
That's what chubby girls with big tits cleavage looks like. I think it's more of a gravity issue, kinda like how really old glass windows are thicker at the bottom.
 
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