حلال ZatLit / BrieLarsonFan2004 !RMdMvD2496 / PunishedZat / CaptZat / CaptainZatara / RozenZatara / ZatLit !ekm3RcpmNs / SylviaHoeksIsMyWife / Zeelover2049 - Attention seeking sperg, tripfag, pedophile, furry, brony, schizo

I must say that I am very impressed by how COOL and EDGY you are. Wow, man, it really shakes me up when you say something OUTRAGEOUS and SHOCKING or reference totally hardcore, extreme underground metal bands like SLIPKNOT and LINKIN PARK. Fuck, it just makes my monocle fall the fuck out, so much has your COOL and EDGY posting disrupted my small-minded bourgeois paradigm.

Please, @ZatLit ,teach me to be as COOL and TRANSGRESSIVE as you. But take it slowly, or I might cut myself on how SHARP and EDGY you are.

Kill yourself loser.
 
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If he's allegedly been showing us "Angie" this entire time and she's supposed to be pale and angelic and has no eyes and is part of a franchise, then wouldn't that be the transformers angel thing from the OP, and the one who was previously in his profile?

I think it's this one, Arcee:
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I also found this photograph, it's pretty lurid stuff. I didn't think Ralph was into robots but he's a man of eclectic tastes; sorry you had to find out this way @ZatLit.
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His thumb probably smelled like engine grease afterwards.

Besides, the firekeeper from DS3 would be far too good for this individual, she responds when you emote at her and everything. That's probably way too close to actual irl interaction with a woman.

I feel a little bad for this guy. It's tough enough to be a sad terminally online incel-sperg-coomer, but on top of it he's ESL.
It used to be that for dumber South Americans like this they'd expend all this energy out in the fields harvesting crops and running away from immigration and customs enforcement agents, but nowadays folks have tried to integrate them into polite society and it often does not turn out well.
 
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Uberpenguin said:
If he's allegedly been showing us "Angie" this entire time and she's supposed to be pale and angelic and has no eyes and is part of a franchise, then wouldn't that be the transformers angel thing from the OP, and the one who was previously in his profile?

I think it's this one, Arcee:
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I also found this photograph, it's pretty lurid stuff. I didn't think Ralph was into robots but he's a man of eclectic tastes; sorry you had to find out this way @ZatLit.
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His thumb probably smelled like engine grease afterwards.

Besides, the firekeeper from DS3 would be far too good for this individual, she responds when you emote at her and everything. That's probably way too close to actual irl interaction with a woman.

I feel a little bad for this guy. It's tough enough to be a sad terminally online incel-sperg-coomer, but on top of it he's ESL.
It used to be that for dumber South Americans like this they'd expend all this energy out in the fields harvesting crops and running away from immigration and customs enforcement agents, but nowadays folks have tried to integrate them into polite society and it often does not turn out well.
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This would make a lot of sense.
Zat has been almost mocking us, implying that Angie's real identity is obvious.
Maybe we haven't been guessing as autistic as we should be; no way Zat would make an attractive character like the DS3 firekeeper his main waifu.
It has to be a pink and white bionicle truck/pokemon or some shit.
 
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Wendy's Chili said:
This would make a lot of sense.
Zat has been almost mocking us, implying that Angie's real identity is obvious.
Maybe we haven't been guessing as autistic as we should be; no way Zat would make an attractive character like the DS3 firekeeper his main waifu.
It has to be a pink and white bionicle truck/pokemon or some shit.
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She could be Snorlax for all we know at this point. It's pale it barely has any eyes, and probably fulfills his vore fetish perfectly.
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Wendy's Chili said:
What we know about Angie:
-She is pale
-She has no eyes
-She has to have existed for at least about seven years
-She is fictional (almost certainly animated)
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Description fits Visas Marr from KotOR 2.

ZatLit said:
do you want to know what's the funniest shit about you losers the fucking funniest thing here? that I can literally SCREAM IT at you many times literally show her to you many times but you're too brain damaged to even fucking realize it
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Your right hand? It almost fits the description too.
 
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From The Uncanny Valley said:
A lot of scps are fetish shit with the "scary" parts added in post.
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There's a few other clear ones like the rock that when touched changes the sex of the one touching it. Clear troon fuel with the only part making it slightly relevant to scp being that it has a chance of killing the user. A more recent one is some egyptian cat statue that turns whomever walks in front of it into another one, reads like a transformation fetishist wrote it. Those are just two off the top of my head and I know for a fact there are several more. It's not just furries it's every kind of fetishfag.
 
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ZatLit said:
that I can literally SCREAM IT at you many times literally show her to you many times but you're too brain damaged to even fucking realize it, I can show it everywhere but your brains are literally cooked to the point that you can't even realize who is her
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Wendy's Chili said:
Zat has been almost mocking us, implying that Angie's real identity is obvious.
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I mean, the first thing that comes to my mind is one of his prominent usernames and his obsessive need to let us all know he's been a fan of her since 2004. May I present:
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Brie Larson as ANGIE in the 2007 stoner film flop, Remember the Daze.
 
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chudbere said:
I mean, the first thing that comes to my mind is one of his prominent usernames and his obsessive need to let us all know he's been a fan of her since 2004. May I present:
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Brie Larson as ANGIE in the 2007 stoner film flop, Remember the Daze.
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fuck you man you're a dumb fucking retard never forget it, put a gun in your mouth how it feels to use your brain for once in your life, fuck you you hoe
 
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